Man bitten on testicles by snake: friend refuses to suck out venom
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[quote]Snake bit me Down Undargh!
The reptile sunk its fangs into Jackson Scott's testicle as he squatted in the dark.
But when he begged best mate Roddy Andrews to suck the venom out, his pal REFUSED.
Instead he drove Jackson on a 40-minute life-or-death dash to Hobart, Tasmania, where doctors gave him an antidote to the deadly tiger snake poison.
Musician Jackson, 29, of Glasgow, said: "I went into the garden at four in the morning after a night in the pub to save flushing the toilet because water is precious in the outback.
"Just as I finished and was about to tuck everything safely away, it bit me. I had my pants around my knees when I hobbled into Roddy's bedroom. My heart was racing and I was hallucinating.
"Needless to say, Rod was not of a mind to suck out the poison."
Jackson, starting a year's working holiday at the remote farm, added: "The doctors and nurses were very professional. They didn't take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle."[/quote]
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4132958/Snake-bit-me-Down-Undargh.html[/url]
I don't blame him, sucking out venom isn't useful anyways.
man that sucks
[QUOTE=Dah-thla;34757767][url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4132958/Snake-bit-me-Down-Undargh.html[/url]
I don't blame him, sucking out venom isn't useful anyways.[/QUOTE]
Positively useless actually
At least his friend drove him to the hospital though
[QUOTE=ADT;34757778]man that sucks[/QUOTE]
nah it blows
Probably just an excuse to get a free blowjob anyway.
Dumb friend, is all I have to say.
Sucking out the venom doesn't do anything, it's already in circulation.
[quote] They didn't take the mickey out of me being bitten on my wedding tackle.[/quote]
What
[QUOTE=wootmonster;34757801]Dumb friend, is all I have to say.[/QUOTE]
For not doing a useless meathod of extracting venom that doesnt work?
On the dudes balls?
Goddamnit Jackie T.
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/30bi8so.png[/IMG]
You should NEVER try to suck out the venom, it will not help them and can infect and damage the wound further. Also if you have any open sores in your mouth or an ulcer you can get the vennom in your blood stream and then you have two victims.
i'd do it just to say i saved his life sucking his ballbag ~bros b4 hoes~
[editline]18th February 2012[/editline]
of couse i'll never suck anyones ballbag
Steel Panther wrote a song about something like this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywHM7h1ZMuQ[/media]
[QUOTE=CanadianBill;34757802]Sucking out the venom doesn't do anything, it's already in circulation.[/QUOTE]
Shhhh man! Gay code!
:v:
Now I have a good excuse why I am "flexible".
[sp]I'm not :([/sp]
All you Aussies are teaching me a thing about snakes and venom.
In Canada, we have one venomous snake, and it's (so I've been told) pretty damn rare
I bet his friend called him a [i]nut[/i] job after he asked him to suck out the poison.
[img]http://www.tigersnakes.com.au/tiger_snakes_pics/tiger_snake.jpg[/img]
Look at that smug bastard.
Aw man, wedding tackle?
Gotta remember that one!
[QUOTE=Ond kaja;34757797]Probably just an excuse to get a free blowjob anyway.[/QUOTE]
Thank you. You just gave me the greatest idea ever.
Now all I need is a venomless snake...
where did the idea of sucking out venom come from and why do people still believe it?
[QUOTE=Strongbad;34758957][img]http://www.tigersnakes.com.au/tiger_snakes_pics/tiger_snake.jpg[/img]
Look at that smug bastard.[/QUOTE]
Thats actually really cute. I'd call it Solid Snake :v:
I miss-read venom for woman. That story changed me when I saw a snake...
I hope it wasn't one of those venoms that causes necrosis.
[QUOTE=dass;34759061]Thats actually really cute. I'd call it Solid Snake :v:[/QUOTE]
Ohoho it's solid snake cause it's a snake and solid snake is a videogame character. Zing!
Honestly if my friend just burst into the room after a night of drinking and said "A snake bit me in my balls, you gotta suck it out!" I would just assume he was trying to prank me.
[QUOTE=CanadianBill;34757802]Sucking out the venom doesn't do anything, it's already in circulation.[/QUOTE]
Well that's obvious bullshit.
The more venom in the system the worse the damage. Therefore if you can suck any of it out, the pain level and chance of dying will decrease. Tropical first aid kits contain suction cups for sucking out venom.
Unless the snake sinks its fangs perfectly into a major artery, the venom will hang about for quite a while, the blood in the capillary system moves very slowly.
The worry of any getting into a cut in the mouth is valid though, only try sucking venom with your mouth if;
1. the bite isn't on your mates balls
2. you don't have any cuts in your mouth, and spit, don't swallow!
I'm gonna be honest, even if it did work I'd be hesitant in sucking someones balls.
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34759346]Ohoho it's solid snake cause it's a snake and solid snake is a videogame character. Zing![/QUOTE]
I think he was actually referencing the man being bitten in the balls, since a slang term for a penis is a Solid Snake.
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