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A diamond engagement ring didn't have the outcome a Vermont man had hoped for. His girlfriend said yes, but the ring landed him in jail.
Burlington police say 25-year-old Ryan Jarvis is charged with stealing the $3,200 ring from a Zales jewelry store.
WCAX-TV ([url]http://bit.ly/rPqtxK[/url] ) reports that Jarvis was looking at jewelry in the store for about an hour when he asked to see the 1-carat white gold solitaire ring Monday afternoon and then took off with it.
Police say they received tips that led to a posting on Facebook by Jarvis' girlfriend in which she showed off the ring.
Burlington police officer Jesse Stewart says Jarvis confessed. He pleaded not guilty to retail theft on Wednesday.
Police say the woman didn't know the ring was stolen.
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Just plain dumb.
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[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33968360]When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry[/QUOTE]
I wonder if she changed her mind
Atleast he didn't just buy the ring, that's just boring.
He put some into obtaining it.
When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33968360]When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry[/QUOTE]
Wow.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33968360]When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry[/QUOTE]
She'll be so glad she found you.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33968360]When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry[/QUOTE]
well that's one way to do it
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33968360]When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry[/QUOTE]
can I hire you as my wedding planner?
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33968360]When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry[/QUOTE]
Would you be mine?
Thief to the max.
I bet your ass if he didn't go to jail he would have stolen the cake, the car, a bot for their honeymoon and even a newborn baby.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33969044]Thief to the max.
I bet your ass if he didn't go to jail he would have stolen the cake, the car, a bot for their honeymoon and even a newborn baby.[/QUOTE]
I bet he stole the girlfriend too.
[quote]He pleaded not guilty to retail theft on Wednesday.[/quote]
Although it's fairly obvious the guy's probably guilty it's sad to see the press ignoring innocence until proven otherwise
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;33969044]Thief to the max.
I bet your ass if he didn't go to jail he would have stolen the cake, the car, a bot for their honeymoon and even a newborn baby.[/QUOTE]
And to make the best dinner ever, he stole a whole restaurant with people inside and put it in their backyard.
And then he stole the moon to make a nice setting.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;33969390]And to make the best dinner ever, he stole a whole restaurant with people inside and put it in their backyard.
And then he stole the moon to make a nice setting.[/QUOTE]
And the one thing he couldn't steal, was her heart.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;33968360]When I propose to my wife I'll smelt my own ring and put it around my dick and when she blows me she will choke on it and I'll hump her really hard to get it out and the ring will fly out and I'll be marry[/QUOTE]
sounds like a good plan
Well ain't that kinda romantic. Shame he got caught, though there isn't really so much a clear villain here as someone being a bit of a dick for a semi-good reason.
You say this was stupid, but maybe he was too poor to afford a ring, and just wanted to make his girlfriend happy?
I bet her heart was stolen when she found out.
stole a diamond ring to make my girl my wife, that's trailer park life
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33970359]You say this was stupid, but maybe he was too poor to afford a ring, and just wanted to make his girlfriend happy?[/QUOTE]
Exactly what I was thinking, no matter how bad stealing is, nobody seems to take in account he was probably really in love with his girlfriend and wanted to make her feel special. Hope his sentence won't be too harsh.
