30% of Britons sleep naked, compared to 12% of Americans and 9% of Germans
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I generally sleep fully clothed, as I find it more comfortable.
pajamas master race. nothing like sleeping in nice soft cotton pants. granted when I was a kid I just slept in the clothes I wore that day, jeans and all.
How am I supposed to wake up in the middle of the night and fap myself back to sleep if I have pants on?
I'm pretty germaphobic, and i gotta wash my hands every time I touch my feet (I'm never barefoot) and my junk. I take showers regularly, so I guess those parts are pretty clean, but I still feel pretty gross touching them without washing my hands. I can't imagine sleeping naked. getting pubes and ass-hairs on the bed sheets and shit. eww
[QUOTE=green bandit;42114510]I'm pretty germaphobic, and i gotta wash my hands every time I touch my feet (I'm never barefoot) and my junk. I take showers regularly, so I guess those parts are pretty clean, but I still feel pretty gross touching them without washing my hands. I can't imagine sleeping naked. getting pubes and ass-hairs on the bed sheets and shit. eww[/QUOTE]
So how do you have sex?
[QUOTE=Beelzebub;42110330]idk about u but i keep clean[/QUOTE]
do you like bedbugs or something because fun fact: even if you don't spill mcdonalds all over you, there are billions of microscopic bacteria chillin in your clothes whether you like that or not
It really depends on the season, half-naked during summer and during winter it's back to wearing two pairs of socks, pyjamas, dressing gown and a hat to keep my ears warm.
It's seasonal for me too; summer I wear nothing to bed since it's too bloody hot, but in winter I'll throw on some good-ol' pajamas and maybe socks to stay toasty.
I honestly can't imagine someone wearing anything more than nothing in the heat of our modern summers.
apparently if your not very big down there it's pretty comfy, I however, need boxers to contain my child creation wand.
My love wrench is always trying to run off and go on an adventure in mystical lands so I contain him with a pair of boxers.
Boxer-sleeper here.
This thread has inspired me to try sleeping naked to see what all the fuss is about. Will re-post with a detailed review.
Sleeping naked just feels funny. I gotta have my underwear on, unless I want my dangus rubbin up against the blankets.
[QUOTE=elevate;42115644]Sleeping naked just feels funny. I gotta have my underwear on, unless I want my dangus rubbin up against the blankets.[/QUOTE]
It feels great when you have angelically soft blankets.
[QUOTE=proch;42110556]Some pretty nasty things can happen with tour testicles if you sleep without underwear or in too loose underwear. One the effects being infertility.[/QUOTE]
Thankfully early man created fruit on the loom
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42115876]It feels great when you have angelically soft blankets.[/QUOTE]
300 thread count rash
[QUOTE=evilweazel;42110355]I try sleeping naked but I always wake up with at least a set of shorts on after I wake up, with no memory of how they got on.
It's odd, to say the least.[/QUOTE]
I see you are also visited by the shorts fairy
[QUOTE=elevate;42115644]Sleeping naked just feels funny. I gotta have my underwear on, unless I want my dangus rubbin up against the blankets.[/QUOTE]
That and feeling it rest on my leg (since I mostly sleep on my side) is discontenting and uncomfortable.
I wear pjs in case I need to fight off burglars in the night.
[QUOTE=Lethaxx;42116277]I wear pjs in case I need to fight off burglars in the night.[/QUOTE]
If I ever encountered a burglar, I'd go all Celtic with war paint and yell incoherently to scare them off in my nightly nudity.
[QUOTE=Beelzebub;42110310]i wear what i wore that day to bed[/QUOTE]
I wear the same shirt but I take off my pants. Who can sleep in pants?
EDIT: I wear the same shirt if it's a T-shirt. If it's a dress shirt then I have to change it because they're too constricting
Naked is the best
Who the hell goes to bed in what they wore while walking around or doing whatever during the day, gotta get outta that shit and be free
This is a disturbingly informative thread. Thank you for the nightmares fp.
[QUOTE=proch;42110556]Some pretty nasty things can happen with tour testicles if you sleep without underwear or in too loose underwear. One the effects being infertility.[/QUOTE]
Thankfully I don't want to have kids.
I sleep fully clothed. Though I also sleep on a sofa. I've slept naked a couple of times and I've always hated it, everything just floppin' around.
Well, I only sleep naked if i run out of clean pjs.
But really its too risky cuz i wake up later than the rest of my family
[QUOTE=polarbear.;42110319]ew
you know its covered in like
germs and shit[/QUOTE]
Every cubic nanometer of your skin is absolutely writhing, seething, and crawling with bacteria and viruses. Every single inch and quarter of this earth is teeming with bacteria.
[QUOTE=Diarrhea;42110360]i tried sleeping naked, don't like the feeling of everything just hanging around like that
i like wearing boxers cause it gives me a sense of containment[/QUOTE]
A sense of containment?? What do you got there, the basilisk from harry potter??
Anyways i'm like 1/8 english so i guess that explains a lot i love fucking sleeping naked, summer and winter!
I only wear camo in bed.
Also I don't sleep in bed, only my decoy body double does.
I sleep in an undisclosed location that the CIA can't track. Fuck you, CIA. I'm onto you! I'm going to the heart of this. I know you're reading this Michael. I know what you did! I know where Brennan is, and I'm coming for you. I'm going to take down you and every single one of you who are in on this. Just try and stop me!
Every time I fucking try to sleep naked I end up jerking off and I don't fucking know why.
wat doing wrong. halp
I use to sleep with pants on but I would always wake up with no pants, I never knew why.
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[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;42118655]Every time I fucking try to sleep naked I end up jerking off and I don't fucking know why.
wat doing wrong. halp[/QUOTE]
The feel of the bed sheets sexually arouses you.
[QUOTE=Badballer;42118774]The feel of the bed sheets sexually arouses you.[/QUOTE]
They are really sexy.
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