[QUOTE=GhostSonic;52011686]Well we won't know for sure until we conduct a full investigation.[/QUOTE]
Okay, but at least explain to me the theory.
[QUOTE=th0rianite;52011691]Okay, but at least explain to me your theory.[/QUOTE]
To explain what? You're already showing your bias and preconception.
Investigate it.
But at the same time shouldn't we then also investigate any and all hearsay? I read it on twitter so everything is valid right? Or is it just inane ideas you entertain that get that befit?
If there are legitimate clues that there's a pedophile ring, I'll be all in for an investigation but this whole "Major political figures use pizza shop's basement to hide child sex slaves" based of a theory made up by people rather than actual evidence just doesn't seem plausible.
I think these people are barking on the wrong door over their political affiliations as they seem to be trying to go after Hillary Clinton and Podesta rather than actual intent to go stop child abuse. It takes a whole lot more than a picture of a kid in a shirt with a dirty word and illuminati triangles to make this a believable thing.
why the fuck would the global elites operate a child sex murder ring from inside of a pizza place in a metropolitan area
if they're using the pizza place as their headquarters
why would they use pizza themed code to discuss the sex trafficking
like holy fucking shit are you people fucking kidding me
[QUOTE=Xubs;52011728]even the (((globalists))) recognize the power of the 3-meat stuffed crust with garlic sauce
its the true ruler of this world[/QUOTE]
can you fucking imagine the meeting where all the globalists got together and decided on what code words to use
"hey guys I was thinking, since we rape and murder children in a pizza place, why don't we use pizza themed words to refer to the raping and murdering"
"I don't know (((bill))), don't you think we should use some sort of cypher that doesn't directly refer to our center of operations? could we at least use a different food theme, like chinese or something?"
"right. I bet you think we shouldn't leave subtle pedophile symbols around the general area either, huh? could you please get with the program, (((steve)))?"
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;52011748]can you fucking imagine the meeting where all the globalists got together and decided on what code words to use
"hey guys I was thinking, since we rape and murder children in a pizza place, why don't we use pizza themed words to refer to the raping and murdering"
"I don't know (((bill))), don't you think we should use some sort of cypher that doesn't directly refer to our center of operations? could we at least use a different food theme, like chinese or something?"
"right. I bet you think we shouldn't leave subtle pedophile symbols around the general area either, huh? could you please get with the program, (((steve)))?"[/QUOTE]
just so you know, if you ever hear a democrat say "walnut pasta in sauce" it means there's a black little boy in his orgy party
yes, those are the pizza codes they "deciphered" if you weren't in enough disbelief already, courtesy of r/conspiracy
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;52011776]just so you know, if you ever hear a democrat say "walnut pasta in sauce" it means there's a black little boy in his orgy party
yes, those are the pizza codes they "deciphered" if you weren't in disbelief enough[/QUOTE]
just imagine how embarrassed that one guy must be who mixed up the code words for "bring your gimp suit" and "eliminate the police chief, he's been compromised"
There are people on this site that take pizzagate seriously.
Hnnnngggg
Pizzagate is one of those Alex Jones type, religious god's dick suckin conspiracy theories that your local rednecks believe. I mean really it came from white supremacist Twitter account.
Now I know the alleged basement rape ring in the pizza place doesn't even [I]have[/I] an actual basement-
but hear me out, that's the perfect building to build a secret basement in.
[QUOTE=Xubs;52011840]i take it seriously cause the name makes me seriously hungry[/QUOTE]
Pizza gate sounds like the pearly gates for foodies.
[QUOTE=fulgrim;52011812]There are people on this site that take pizzagate seriously.
Hnnnngggg[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;52008857]Still should be investigated though. Tell me with a straight face that posting this to social media isn't suspicious in the slightest.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/AXLvyfC.jpg[/img]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Take some time to think about what you posted." - Bradyns))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cabbage;52011316]Wikileaks leak emails from John Podesta, numerous emails mention by name Comet Ping Pong Pizza and a number of cryptic, almost nonsensical emails about 'pizza parties'. /pol/ autists do their thing and there are numerous spooky connections between Alefantis, the owner of the place, and the Podesta brothers, one of whom enjoys weird kooky 'art' involving photographs of minors. Alefantis also had very creepy images of young children on his Instagram before removing them when all this happened.
There are [B]numerous links between the pizza place and pedophile iconography[/B], a shop two doors down from CPP changed its logo immediately after the pizzagate controversy. There are many more links but no concrete evidence. The question is why no investigation is being done and why this information is being laughed off by all mainstream media. Serious to some, bullshit to others - that's my best summary of the whole thing[/QUOTE]
Okay but one reason people are laughing is that nobody would ever put a crime logo on the front of the building they use to cover their high level organized crime. Why would they do that? Why would they leave hints on social media? The things that are described as 'creepy' are only suspicious when you accept the premise. You can't just launch investigations into ridiculous claims based on "iconography", art preferences and not understanding certain private emails.
The problem isn't just that there isn't concrete evidence. It's that even the facts that are being presented as suspicious are laughable. If people wanted others to take it seriously, maybe they shouldn't keep pointing out made up code words that have no source other than a 2006 era 4chan meme, or the fucking triangles, or the digital reconstruction of the (single) face of the (single) supposed kidnapper of Madeleine McCann kinda looking like the two Podesta brothers.
And also, just want to point out this again:
[thumb]http://www.icecreampark.com/images/good-humor.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]https://i.imgsafe.org/b4b2b0471f.jpg[/thumb]
Surely somebody should investigate, huh?
[QUOTE=Sherow_Xx;52011900]Okay but one reason people are laughing is that nobody would ever put a crime logo on the front of the building they use to cover their high level organized crime.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://frontys.com/Frontys_meat_market.png[/img]
[B]what the hell[/B]
-snip-
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;52011879] kid with offensive t-shirt design [/QUOTE]
Okay what's your point?.
A kid wearing an offensive t-shirt is hardly proof that multiple political figures are raping and eating children in the name of Satan in the basement of a pizza restaurant. For fucks sake.
This kind of thing has been popular on the internet since forever. Offensive humour is a way more realistic explanation than ~secret Satantic peado breadcrumbs~.
[editline]25th March 2017[/editline]
Unless that was your point? and you were just highlighting how dumb this all is, in that case I agree with you.
What the fuck is even going on.
[QUOTE=fulgrim;52012062]Okay what's your point?.
A kid wearing an offensive t-shirt is hardly proof that multiple political figures are raping and eating children in the name of Satan in the basement of a pizza restaurant. For fucks sake.
This kind of thing has been popular on the internet since forever. Offensive humour is a way more realistic explanation than ~secret Satantic peado breadcrumbs~.
[editline]25th March 2017[/editline]
Unless that was your point? and you were just highlighting how dumb this all is, in that case I agree with you.
What the fuck is even going on.[/QUOTE]
It looks more like he's saying that there are people on this site that take this (shit) seriously
These people need to exercise Occam's razor.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;52012096]It looks more like he's saying that there are people on this site that take this (shit) seriously[/QUOTE]
ya this
Real life is not a scooby doo mystery where clues get left behind for these people to follow. No one intentionally leaves cryptic and vague evidence in their logos or in their pictures or 'code words' so that some people could be clever enough to put the pieces of the puzzle together
Idiots, all of them.
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;52012145]ya this[/QUOTE]
My bad then, I'l admit I was still kind of reeling from the revelation that people who don't post exclusively in pizzagate safe spaces actually think this shit is even remotely likely when I posted that.
it's ok bro
[QUOTE=Cone;52010956]why is it the conspiracy theorists always sound more like an evil cult than the actual evil cult[/QUOTE]
Satanists have basically become the least evil people in America now.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;52011052]Pizzagate happenned as part of a smear campaign against the DNC during last year's election. The DNC email leaks showed that they used "pizza" and "age" as coded talk. The investigation rapidly turned to shit when a pizzeria - affiliated with John Podesta through a performance artist who makes people lay in tubs naked - posted a photo of a little girl with a "pizza slut" tshirt.
From there on people jumped through hoops to try and find actual incriminating evidence of Podesta's CP ring, which is not how you carry out proper investigation. At no point did the people involved presume he is innocent.[/QUOTE]
The leaks didn't show that they used pizza as coded talk, it showed that they sometimes talked about pizza. That's it. The "secret code" shit was just speculation from basement lords seeking for meaning where there wasn't any.
"Why is our GOVERNMENT talking about PIZZA? What do they REALLY mean?"
The government eats pizza. Just like us!
[QUOTE=Cabbage;52011316]Wikileaks leak emails from John Podesta, numerous emails mention by name Comet Ping Pong Pizza and a number of cryptic, almost nonsensical emails about 'pizza parties'. /pol/ autists do their thing and there are numerous spooky connections between Alefantis, the owner of the place, and the Podesta brothers, one of whom enjoys weird kooky 'art' involving photographs of minors. Alefantis also had very creepy images of young children on his Instagram before removing them when all this happened.
There are numerous links between the pizza place and pedophile iconography, a shop two doors down from CPP changed its logo immediately after the pizzagate controversy. There are many more links but no concrete evidence. The question is why no investigation is being done and why this information is being laughed off by all mainstream media. Serious to some, bullshit to others - that's my best summary of the whole thing[/QUOTE]
It's not being investigated because it's fucking ridiculous lol. The accusations allege Satanic child sacrifice in the basement of a pizza parlor. Those absurd charges are founded on ridiculous leaps of logic with no credible evidence whatsoever. There's not even circumstantial evidence, just wild speculation.
"What if 'pizza party' is a codeword for child sex orgy?"
"The logo has a spiral in it, and so does the logo for some pedo group!"
"Yeah, and this dude in the email chain once did some weird performance art. Looked Satanic."
"That settles it. They are raping kids and sacrificing them to the devil in the basement of this pizza and ping pong place."
This is literally the entire foundation of this stupid theory.
Cherry on top: the pizza place does not even have a basement. Even if there were any evidence whatsoever to even HINT at something worth investigating, which there isn't, the charges lose all merit at that one simple fact. Can't rape and murder children in your basement if you don't even have a fucking basement.
The leaps in logic are really astounding. Taking the guy liking creepy art and talking really weird through email and jumping straight to "child sex ring in the basement" is absurd. Maybe the dude just likes weird art. And maybe he talks about pizza in emails because he runs a pizza place. There are really simple reasons for all of these claims the pizzagate people make. It's just really silly.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;52012975]It's not being investigated because it's fucking ridiculous lol. The accusations allege Satanic child sacrifice in the basement of a pizza parlor. Those absurd charges are founded on ridiculous leaps of logic with no credible evidence whatsoever. There's not even circumstantial evidence, just wild speculation.
"What if 'pizza party' is a codeword for child sex orgy?"
"The logo has a spiral in it, and so does the logo for some pedo group!"
"Yeah, and this dude in the email chain once did some weird performance art. Looked Satanic."
"That settles it. They are raping kids and sacrificing them to the devil in the basement of this pizza and ping pong place."
This is literally the entire foundation of this stupid theory.
Cherry on top: the pizza place does not even have a basement. Even if there were any evidence whatsoever to even HINT at something worth investigating, which there isn't, the charges lose all merit at that one simple fact. Can't rape and murder children in your basement if you don't even have a fucking basement.[/QUOTE]
you forgot the big one: back in the old days of /b/, "cheese pizza" was code slang for "child porn" (both abbreviated as "cp"). 4chan projection at its finest!
[QUOTE=th0rianite;52011648][url]http://www.metroweekly.com/2015/04/from-scratch-james-alefantis/[/url][/QUOTE]
There's a room in my house that's slightly lower than the main floor but not low enough to be called a basement, I still sometimes call it a basement for convenience sake but on a floor plan it wouldn't be a basement
i assume that's what happened here, or the guy misspoke
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