Iran test-fires short-range missiles AND CHINA MAY SUPPORT THE UN - Polidicks

[QUOTE=ThePutty;17547845]Even if Iran does end up firing a nuke at something, it's not like the entire world will suddenly implode and send nukes everywhere. Most likely situation in a worst case senario is that Iran will get the shit beaten out of it for the greater benefit of the world.[/QUOTE] Even if only one nuke is fired there's no telling how many people will die.

[QUOTE=ThePutty;17547845]Even if Iran does end up firing a nuke at something, it's not like the entire world will suddenly implode and send nukes everywhere. Most likely situation in a worst case senario is that Iran will get the shit beaten out of it for the greater benefit of the world.[/QUOTE] Hokay, so here's the Earth, chilling. Damn! That is a sweet earth you might say, round! Alright, ruling out the Ice Caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the Ozone layer leaving and the Sun exploding, we're definately going to blow ourselves up . Hokay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Isreal, Pakistan, Russia, the U.K. and Us...with nukes...(We've got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever). Henyway, one day, we decides, those Chinese sonsofabitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it's on it's way, China's like, "Shit shit! Who the fuck is shooting us?" "Oh well! Fire missiles!" Then France is like, "Shit guys...we got ze missiles zey are coming! Fire our shit!" "But I'm le tired"..."Well, have a nap-zen fire ze missiles!!!" Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "wtf, mates?" India, Isreal and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like, "AAAHHH!! Motherland!" Then England's like, "'Bout that time, eh, chaps?"..."Righto"... So now the U.S. is like, "Fuck, we're dumbasses". Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Australia's still like, "wtf?" Mars is laughing at us . And some huge meteor is like, "Well fuck that" ... So, now we've got nuclear winter, heveryone's dead 'cept Australia, and they're still like, "wtf?"...But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos. But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States. To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too... The End!

[QUOTE=radioactive;17550652]Hokay, so here's the Earth, chilling. Damn! That is a sweet earth you might say, round! Alright, ruling out the Ice Caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the Ozone layer leaving and the Sun exploding, we're definately going to blow ourselves up . Hokay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Isreal, Pakistan, Russia, the U.K. and Us...with nukes...(We've got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever). Henyway, one day, we decides, those Chinese sonsofabitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it's on it's way, China's like, "Shit shit! Who the fuck is shooting us?" "Oh well! Fire missiles!" Then France is like, "Shit guys...we got ze missiles zey are coming! Fire our shit!" "But I'm le tired"..."Well, have a nap-zen fire ze missiles!!!" Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "wtf, mates?" India, Isreal and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like, "AAAHHH!! Motherland!" Then England's like, "'Bout that time, eh, chaps?"..."Righto"... So now the U.S. is like, "Fuck, we're dumbasses". Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Australia's still like, "wtf?" Mars is laughing at us . And some huge meteor is like, "Well fuck that" ... So, now we've got nuclear winter, heveryone's dead 'cept Australia, and they're still like, "wtf?"...But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos. But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up,[B] us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States.[/B] To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too... The End![/QUOTE] Feel free, your state is the most debt-laden one we have.

[QUOTE={FP}ST;17551012]Feel free, your state is the most debt-laden one we have.[/QUOTE] I'm not Californian. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=2843&dateline=1253256901&type=thumb[/img]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17540841]no, you'd be dead.[/QUOTE] Learn to sarcasm.

[QUOTE=Occlusion;17551761]Learn to sarcasm.[/QUOTE] Learn to joke.

[QUOTE=Malumbre;17540317]I hope everyone nukes everyone and makes this planet inhospitable for humans.[/QUOTE] That not going to happen. Even if it everyone did go nuke crazy, there aren't enough nukes to make the world totally inhospitable.

[QUOTE=Luxo;17552735]That not going to happen. Even if it everyone did go nuke crazy, there aren't enough nukes to make the world totally inhospitable.[/QUOTE] You wanna bet on that?

Why don't we just nuke every country except US and Europe and the world will be a better place

[QUOTE=smurfy;17553019]Why don't we just nuke every country except US and Europe and the world will be a better place[/QUOTE] because europe is not a country.

[QUOTE=radioactive;17550652]Hokay, so here's the Earth, chilling. Damn! That is a sweet earth you might say, round! Alright, ruling out the Ice Caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the Ozone layer leaving and the Sun exploding, we're definately going to blow ourselves up . Hokay, so basically we've got China, France, India, Isreal, Pakistan, Russia, the U.K. and Us...with nukes...(We've got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever). Henyway, one day, we decides, those Chinese sonsofabitches are going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While it's on it's way, China's like, "Shit shit! Who the fuck is shooting us?" "Oh well! Fire missiles!" Then France is like, "Shit guys...we got ze missiles zey are coming! Fire our shit!" "But I'm le tired"..."Well, have a nap-zen fire ze missiles!!!" Meanwhile, Australia is down there like, "wtf, mates?" India, Isreal and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other. Russia's like, "AAAHHH!! Motherland!" Then England's like, "'Bout that time, eh, chaps?"..."Righto"... So now the U.S. is like, "Fuck, we're dumbasses". Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Australia's still like, "wtf?" Mars is laughing at us . And some huge meteor is like, "Well fuck that" ... So, now we've got nuclear winter, heveryone's dead 'cept Australia, and they're still like, "wtf?"...But they'll be dead soon. Fucking Kangaroos. But, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States. To go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too... The End![/QUOTE] [url]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end[/url]

[QUOTE=smurfy;17553019]Why don't we just nuke every country except US and Europe and the world will be a better place[/QUOTE] Yes, let's nuke all the countries that are not full of white people and hardly developed.

Shit, WW3's inbound. Russia supports Iran, UN hates Iran. However, the odds do look bad for Russia and Iran. Major world powers: US, UK, France, China, Russia, Germany (major economic influence), Japan, Israel (partly), North Korea (partly) Major world powers with Iran and Russia: Russia Major world powers against Iran and Russia: All but Russia

There is only one group who can save us now! [IMG]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i242/zeyno81078/team-america-c.jpg[/IMG]

[img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46459000/gif/_46459790_iran_missile_range2.gif[/img] Update: [highlight]WE'RE CONDEMNING IRAN[/highlight] [release]Western powers have condemned Iran for test-firing its most advanced long-range missiles, with the White House calling the move "provocative". But the UK said the tests should not distract from international talks with Iran on its nuclear programme later this week and Russia urged restraint. Iran tested missiles which Tehran says are capable of striking targets in Israel, state media reported on Monday. It comes days after Tehran's disclosure of a second uranium enrichment plant. Iran is due to hold crucial talks with the five UN Security Council members plus Germany in Geneva on Thursday on a wide range of security issues, including its nuclear programme. Reaction The Revolutionary Guards tested the Shahab-3 and Sajjil rockets, believed to have ranges of up to 2,000km (1,240 miles), potentially permitting them to reach Israel and US bases in the Gulf. "Obviously these were pre-planned military exercises," White House spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters. "I would lump any of these into the provocative nature in which Iran has operated on the world stage for a number of years," he added. When asked what Washington wanted from the much-anticipated talks, Mr Gibbs said: "They can agree to immediate unfettered access [of the nuclear fuel facility]... That would be the least that they could do." France also called the tests a "provocation" and called on Tehran to immediately stop "these deeply destabilising activities". British Foreign Secretary David Miliband called the tests "reprehensible" but said they should not distract attention from the talks. EU foreign policy chief, Javier Solana, said Tehran had produced "a new context" for the talks, but said the time was not right to discuss further sanctions. Russia's Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov called the tests "worrisome", but called for restraint. "Now is not the time to succumb to emotions, it is necessary to calm down and above all to start up an effective negotiation process," Russia's foreign ministry was quoted as saying. [/release] [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8279616.stm]SOURCE[/url] Yes, I'm sure this Political Arguing is going to break down into war. [img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46460000/jpg/_46460783_008023744-1.jpg[/img] Gesture of "defence" indeed.

When China says stop......I mean.........DAMN

Oh shit, world war 3

World War 3 will happen some day

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17540755]112 represent![/QUOTE] Vault 87, bringin' down the hood.

So, that's world war 3 planned out then: China, Europe, America VS Russia, Iran, maybe Japan. Why do I feel like this is turning into one big red alert 2 expansion pack? All we need is a bald guy with psychic powers, and a time travelling chronosphere and we're good to go. [img]http://lazarus.elte.hu/hun/digkonyv/szakdolg/katona/image/pc_game/006_02_red_alert_2_instal.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=gmaster;17570900]So, that's world war 3 planned out then: China, Europe, America VS Russia, Iran, maybe Japan. Why do I feel like this is turning into one big red alert 2 expansion pack? All we need is a bald guy with psychic powers, and a time travelling chronosphere and we're good to go. [img]http://lazarus.elte.hu/hun/digkonyv/szakdolg/katona/image/pc_game/006_02_red_alert_2_instal.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Oh how I miss playing Red Alert 2. Man I loved that game.