• Rick Perry Partner John Benefiel Claims Homosexuality Is An Illuminati Conspiracy
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[QUOTE=ForgotPassword;31089731]God I am so sick of conspiracies and shit. I had a class about media in college, history about it and all but I learned NOTHING at all except about conspiracies. I paid money to listen to bullshit.[/QUOTE] Sure you it wasn't a comedy class?
god damnit static its like you want me to feel horrible for being a texan
[QUOTE=SuperKiwi;31091621]god damnit static its like you want me to feel horrible for being a texan[/QUOTE] Just vote for the most sane candidate for governor, Even the littlest vote helps. :unsmith:
Holy shit, I like dick because of the illuminati? Sounds legit. "Now we’re not against homosexuals, but we are against homosexuality" Help me understand this please.
[QUOTE=Bordercrosser;31091994]"Now we’re not against homosexuals, but we are against homosexuality" Help me understand this please.[/QUOTE]"Hate the sin, not the sinner." which makes about as much sense as saying "I don't hate you, I hate who you are.".
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;31088946]Because they are stupid.[/QUOTE] No they are smart and make money on stupid people.
[QUOTE=staticman;31090333]Because he wants to be your president? :colbert:[/QUOTE] Just make a single thread for it. You've made like ten already.
Well speaking of what many call a conspiracy theory, [U][I]The government has became a corporate bitch and is now accepting large sums of cash from companies in exchange for being allowed to do whatever the fuck they please. Many of the images seen on media can be linked back to a corporation, and while this isn't a bad thing and mostly only mere advertising, some corporate-sponsored ads and television shows have specific psychological programming which lead people to believe in a false reality (see: Most 'reality' television; MTV). At the same time, both the government and corporations are generating controversy through "social issues" and the like, whether it revolves around abortion, religion, sexual orientation, or race, they all have the express goal of both: 1) Pretending to govern. 2) Distracting the lower and middle classes from the high class's giant increase in wealth. American politics also come dangerously close to the framework of fascism. For example, fascist countries normally exhibit some familiar signs: 1) Lots of military budget. 2) Using scapegoats such as terrorists, blacks, atheists, Muslims, the "white man", Christianity, the lower class, homosexuals, homophobic people, racists, counter-racists, taxes, the government, and pollution. Whether or not these scapegoats are valid things to be addressed is a question for later, as the fact is that fascism does not provide reasoning other than "x scapegoat causes all economic problems". The corporate elite legally control our media. They fill our heads with conflicting messages, fallacies, and misinformed points all for the express purpose of distraction, and contribution to the ultimate death of the middle class. Democracy cannot sustain itself without a healthy, well-informed middle class. A middle class cannot sustain itself without democracy. As a result, when the corporate elite inflict such pain on the middle class, they are trying to eliminate democracy in order to make an extra handful of dollars.[/I][/U]
Great, joes, you've typed out common sense in such terrible, rambling way that you have made it sound like a conspiracy theory.
I am a part of a conspiracy. I feel so flattered.
[QUOTE=SlayerFin;31095612]I am a part of a conspiracy. I feel so flattered.[/QUOTE] Are you going to that new Illuminati Zionist Overlord gay club, Illumi[i]naughty[/i], tomorrow?
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31095644]Are you going to that new Illuminati Zionist Overlord gay club, Illumi[i]naughty[/i], tomorrow?[/QUOTE] I go there every Thursday night man. I'm the awkward skinny guy with the tuxedo and the white mask on.
[QUOTE=Nikota;31096134]I go there every Thursday night man. I'm the awkward skinny guy with the tuxedo and the white mask on.[/QUOTE] Oh wow, I'm the pair of eyes in the shadows. You know, the same ones that watches Alex Jones?
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31095644]Are you going to that new Illuminati Zionist Overlord gay club, Illumi[I]naughty[/I], tomorrow?[/QUOTE] Yes, I wear a pink suit and "The All Seeing Eye" hat.
Yeah, it's all true. It's pretty cool, we get free access to a silo full of weaponry. Although the part where they give you any woman you want in exchange for selling your soul to the devil? Yeah, that tends not to work out so well.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;31097452]Yeah, it's all true. It's pretty cool, we get free access to a silo full of weaponry. Although the part where they give you any woman you want in exchange for selling your soul to the devil? Yeah, that tends not to work out so well.[/QUOTE] Me and my given female partner by the devil are like bros man, I dont know what you're talking about.
I'm pansexual and I hate my given female partner. She's a bitch :smith:
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;31097562]I'm pansexual and I hate my given female partner. She's a bitch :smith:[/QUOTE] I heard that you can get a refund if you sacrifice her to the chaos god of Nurgle.
Guyz the Amarikun Revolooshin nevr happnd. It wuz all Illoominatee.
Rick Perry truly is an idiot among cavemen. This is the best he can come up with?
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;31097452]Although the part where they give you any woman you want in exchange for selling your soul to the devil? Yeah, that tends not to work out so well.[/QUOTE] That sounds like a great deal, considering that souls don't exist. It's like trading an imaginary sock for a cherry pie. Oh, and I think it would actually be a good thing should our world become only 500 million people. I mean, it's a sustainable number, one where all can be fed and sheltered. Room for wide-scale social and economic experiments.
[QUOTE=joes33431;31101809]That sounds like a great deal, considering that souls don't exist. It's like trading an imaginary sock for a cherry pie. Oh, and I think it would actually be a good thing should our world become only 500 million people. I mean, it's a sustainable number, one where all can be fed and sheltered. Room for wide-scale social and economic experiments.[/QUOTE] Our current population can be sustained. A larger population then we have can be sustained. You're just thinking of what we can sustain with our current technology and our way of life, given that everyone is on equal footing.
As a gay person, I can tell you this is all true. Be afraid, we're coming.
[QUOTE=Rainhorror;31101828]As a gay person, I can tell you this is all true. Be afraid, we're coming.[/QUOTE] heil gay master race
In relation to this. I present a kind of old article from the Onion. [quote][b]Marauding Gay Hordes Drag Thousands Of Helpless Citizens From Marriages After Obama Drops Defense Of Marriage Act[/b] WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals. "It was just awful—they smashed through our living room window, one of them said 'I've had my eye on you, Roger,' and then they dragged my husband off kicking and screaming," said Cleveland-area homemaker Rita Ellington, one of the latest victims whose defenseless marriage was overrun by the hordes of battle-ready gays that had been clambering at the gates of matrimony since the DOMA went into effect in 1996. "Oh dear God, why did they remove the protection provided by this vital piece of legislation? My children! What will I tell my children?" A video communique was sent to the media late yesterday from what appears to be the as-yet unidentified leader of the gay marauders, who, adorned in terrifying warpaint, announced "Richard Dickson of Ames, Iowa. We're coming for you next. Put on something nice. [/quote]
It saddens me that I live in a society where saying shit like this isn't grounds to be instantly incarcerated in an intensive mental institute. He thinks a normal social phenomenon is a conspiracy by a secret group of people intending to kill everyone in the name of an imaginary demon he has gone to the length of believing in and naming. Pretty sure most of the time those people get put on a list or something.
[QUOTE=DanRatherman;31103602]It saddens me that I live in a society where saying shit like this isn't grounds to be instantly incarcerated in an intensive mental institute. He thinks a normal social phenomenon is a conspiracy by a secret group of people intending to kill everyone in the name of an imaginary demon he has gone to the length of believing in and naming. Pretty sure most of the time those people get put on a list or something.[/QUOTE] They do, just not in america.
[QUOTE=MaveDustaine;31079012]all of this illuminati shit is horseshit. every fucking conspiracy theory is bullshit, because if it REALLY were a conspiracy NO ONE WOULD FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT. asdfghjkl[/QUOTE] Dave knows best. NO MORE U-N.
[QUOTE=Sexy Eskimo;31092261]No they are smart and make money on stupid people.[/QUOTE] Probably a bit of both.
"This is a cliff-drop. It is 300 Ft. But in reality, it is not there because god says it is not there. Step over it please." When they can believe all of the other shit so blindly, why not this? Why can't they just believe THIS!?
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