Show's Over! Nigerian Student Creates Proof Gay Marriage Scientifically Impossible - Polidicks

[QUOTE=1Eevee1;42187291][t]http://i.imgur.com/nZtoy.jpg[/t] I think that proves his point wrong.[/QUOTE] does anybody have the whole collection of these because these are fucking great

This is a logical fallacy, not science.

I'm fairly sure this guy is joking. Maybe it's naïve to think this, but I can't believe a full-grown male no matter how poorly-educated could honestly take this seriously. Also, for some reason my edit button is broken again. [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterFen006;42189196]un·nat·u·ral /ˌənˈnaCH(ə)rəl/ Adjective Contrary to the ordinary course of nature; abnormal. Not existing in nature; artificial. Synonyms abnormal - artificial - factitious - affected So, the paper he wrote his theory on, is that natural? Did it come straight from the tree as a sheet of white, or was it made artificially? What about the ink used to write it, or the plastic that it's held in? Or maybe the computer he may have used to type it up? Or even the magnets he was using to prove this theory, were they natural as well? Pot, motherfucking kettle. [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] Also he's only trying to prove gay [I]marriage[/I] is impossible, what about gay relations, what about gay sex, what about other things that only gay people can involve?[/QUOTE] Plus, there's this. Why would he only argue gay marriage, a topic which has popped up a lot in the news lately, is impossible and not gay relations completely while he's at it?

[QUOTE=amorax;42190097]I'm fairly sure this guy is joking. Maybe it's naïve to think this, but I can't believe a full-grown male no matter how poorly-educated could honestly take this seriously. Also, for some reason my edit button is broken again. [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] Plus, there's this. Why would he only argue gay marriage, a topic which has popped up a lot in the news lately, is impossible and not gay relations completely while he's at it?[/QUOTE] it's nigeria the masses still believe and are genuinely afraid of witchcraft

Does this mean my hair and balloons were meant for each other?

[QUOTE=pfoot;42190204]it's nigeria the masses still believe and are genuinely afraid of witchcraft[/QUOTE] I can't remember where, but I once read a study saying 50%+ of the population of Britain believe in ghosts and angels. Besides, even the most hard-core atheist on earth has his own superstitions and rituals. Everyone does what with it literally being a part of human nature and all.

[QUOTE=amorax;42190273]I can't remember where, but I once read a study saying 50%+ of the population of Britain believe in ghosts and angels. Besides, even the most hard-core atheist on earth has his own superstitions and rituals. Everyone does what with it literally being a part of human nature.[/QUOTE] I'd love to see that study, seems bullshit.

[QUOTE=SataniX;42190308]I'd love to see that study, seems bullshit.[/QUOTE] Here you go, courtesy of a 30-second google search. [url]http://www.nbcnews.com/id/9879388/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/british-poll-gauges-beliefs-supernatural/[/url]

Marriage in nature is impossible.

Damn this is well researched stuff!

Damn! EddieLTU, you were right all along!

We should be grateful that Nigeria reminded us that magnets have north [i]and[/i] south poles. Finally, we can start rebuilding the sanctity of marriage.

[Quote]Amahala states that no one has found any problems with his findings, and that he someday hopes to win a Nobel prize for his work on both this theory and his theory that watching television in the dark is bad for your eyes.[/quote] :v:

[QUOTE=bravehat;42189320]Water isn't cohesive friend, it's a liquid.[/QUOTE] yes, water is. it's due to the polarity of water molecules, and how said polarity gives way to hydrogen bonds. [url]http://www.appstate.edu/~goodmanjm/rcoe/asuscienceed/background/waterdrops/waterdrops.html[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_bond#Hydrogen_bonds_in_water[/url] if water was not cohesive, we would likely not exist, as water would have a much lower boiling point and far less latent heat. [QUOTE=Rika-chan;42190586]:v:[/QUOTE] did this guy get his secondary education through his middle-aged mother

Even if I was anti gay marriage id want to slap this guy for being a fuckwit

Nobel prize when?

I chose to stop being gay after reading this. My eyes have been opened. Wake up sheeple.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;42187739]Does he not realize that gay sex doesn't involve north pole to north pole[/QUOTE] To the contrary, he said that as well. [quote=http://allafrica.com/stories/201309060368.html?page=3]We have never seen where a cock is having sex with a cock[/quote]

[QUOTE=Dog;42186971]magnets are pretty gay [img]http://www.ndt-ed.org/EducationResources/CommunityCollege/MagParticle/Graphics/magpart3a.gif[/img] that's like auto fellatio right[/QUOTE] man that magnet even turned into a rainbow don't even touch it

[QUOTE=amorax;42190273]I can't remember where, but I once read a study saying 50%+ of the population of Britain believe in ghosts and angels. Besides, even the most hard-core atheist on earth has his own superstitions and rituals. Everyone does what with it literally being a part of human nature and all.[/QUOTE] like they said its Nigeria, they still believe if you grind up rhino horn and snort it your illnesses will be cured, in fact like probably 80% of poaching is just for hocus pocus medicine and it depletes the ecosystem and kills very unique animqls

I love how a picture of him in a labcoat holding chemistry flasks is supposed to help improve credibility in the article.

[QUOTE=Sableye;42190949]like they said its Nigeria, they still believe if you grind up rhino horn and snort it your illnesses will be cured, in fact like probably 80% of poaching is just for hocus pocus medicine and it depletes the ecosystem and kills very unique animqls[/QUOTE] There are Christian parents in the west who believe in faith healing as well as those who believe vaccines cause negative side-effects and on and on and on. Most people in the west also honestly believe Muslims are mainly a bunch of fanatical backwards terrorists dedicated to the downfall of the west, and based off of what I've heard from teachers, more and more people are starting to believe this myth at a younger and younger age. The fact of the matter is, everyone has beliefs which others may find stupid or harmful and all articles like these do, deliberately or not, is perpetuate a myth of western progress and civilization at the expense of countries like Nigeria and eventually all of us.

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;42190980]I love how a picture of him in a labcoat holding chemistry flasks is supposed to help improve credibility in the article.[/QUOTE] I love how he's got what looks like a t-shirt under it

[QUOTE=PSI Guy;42186867]it's funny because we're all progressive minded people and realize gay marriage should be legalized![/QUOTE] always has to be that one buzzkill to a joke

Great work Abassi

I found something else wrong with his claims: he says that he's the first person to scientifically prove that gay marriage is wrong. But then what do you call [I]this[/I]? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdH1ZEbnIms[/media]

I hope this advance in scientific innovation bridges a socio-scientific brotherhood between Nigeria and Uganda, as I know Uganda has made great strides in the social aspect of eliminating the plague that is homosexuality from our world. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w[/media]

omg what is with that guy and scatt fetish.... also i love his research, which involves googling scatt fetishes, which in of itself is DEVIANCE!!!!!!! arrest that man for attempting to learn how to sodomize!

[QUOTE=Venezuelan;42191196]I love how he's got what looks like a t-shirt under it[/QUOTE] you left out the part where it's also a V-neck.

[QUOTE=Death_God;42191264]always has to be that one buzzkill to a joke[/QUOTE] it's a pretty dumb joke tho