• Leno to O’Reilly: ‘This anti-gay thing, it doesn’t make any sense’
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[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;34831252]He added: “Santorum is a guy who is[B] inexperienced in this arena.[/B][/QUOTE] Then why is he running for president?
[QUOTE=Bassplaya7;34834210]Wow, the thing that sticks out to me is O'Reilly saying that 'Santorum is inexperienced in this arena...' Wasn't the BIGGEST argument against Obama in the 2008 election that he was too inexperienced? Fuck you O'Reilly, you hypocritical douchebag.[/QUOTE] We are all a hypocrite when it comes to politics. It's just that some take it to a level of doucheyness that would make a college frat boy blush.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;34831923]Pfft, isn't it obvious? if we let people get married to those... -shudder- [I]animals...[/I] then it'll force people with normal, happy, blessed, heterosexual marriages to divorce! Didn't you know that? Just SEEING a gay couple married makes me want to slap my girlfriend and go communist, gay marriage must be stopped! DUH.[/QUOTE] Is it sad that if it was anywhere else other than Facepunch, I wouldn't be able to tell if this was a real comment or a Poe?
[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;34834243]Then why is he running for president?[/QUOTE] Because he has the LORD our GOD ALMIGHTY by his side!!!
The article referred to him as a culture warrior...why?
[QUOTE=The Baconator;34834629]The article referred to him as a culture warrior...why?[/QUOTE] that's what he calls himself
[QUOTE=Zeldy;34834588]Because he has the LORD our GOD ALMIGHTY by his side!!![/QUOTE] Also because we must declare total war on Satan. We just have to figure out how to get our nukes down there. [editline]23rd February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sanius;34834641]that's what he calls himself[/QUOTE] Just a tad delusional if you ask me.
[QUOTE=N-12_Aden;34834700]Also because we must declare total war on Satan. We just have to figure out how to get our nukes down there. [editline]23rd February 2012[/editline] Just a tad delusional if you ask me.[/QUOTE] Not really. He [I]does[/I] wage a war against all forms of culture, so it's pretty accurate.
[QUOTE=N-12_Aden;34834700]Also because we must declare total war on Satan. We just have to figure out how to get our nukes down there. [editline]23rd February 2012[/editline] Just a tad delusional if you ask me.[/QUOTE] Ever seen The Core? We need a machine just like that to drill a hole down to hell and then we can nuke the bastard. There will be no more homosexuals!
[QUOTE=Van-man;34832180]That requires effort.[/QUOTE] That's what women are for.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;34834427]Is it sad that if it was anywhere else other than Facepunch, I wouldn't be able to tell if this was a real comment or a Poe?[/QUOTE] That is a little sad, yes.
[QUOTE]But within the comfort of his own Fox News set, O’Reilly has often been quick to say that same sex marriage was dangerous and would eventually lead to marriages with turtles, goats, ducks and dolphins.[/QUOTE] lolololol :v: Oh god, what a fucking idiot.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;34836296]lolololol :v: Oh god, what a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE] Sun shines, birds fly, water's wet, Bill O'Reilly's a fucking idiot.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;34834327]We are all a hypocrite when it comes to politics. It's just that some take it to a level of doucheyness that would make a college frat boy blush.[/QUOTE] But I'm a college frat boy :(
[QUOTE=thisispain;34831438]name one thing that's wrong with goat, duck, dolphin, and turtle marriage...[/QUOTE] well, if somebody got married to a duck, it would [i]definitely[/i] ruin my straight marriage and probably make jesus cry
I don't know if any of you guys watched that video, but it seems to me that O'Reilly spoke pretty reasonably that night.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy16;34833116]Animals can't consent and thus aren't capable of signing a contract[/QUOTE] I thought not being able to use a pen was why ducks couldn't sign contracts.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;34839516]I can't wait until Gay marriage is recognized in all states. Wait a little and fucking marry a pony. :v:[/QUOTE] Let's try not to start shit here, alright?
[QUOTE=Master X;34838150]I don't know if any of you guys watched that video, but it seems to me that O'Reilly spoke pretty reasonably that night.[/QUOTE] He isn't in the parody network that is Fox News anymore so he isn't allowed to lie. That prevents him from saying about 95% of the things he says on his normal show.
[QUOTE=Bassplaya7;34837602]But I'm a college frat boy :([/QUOTE] My condolences.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;34837011]Sun shines, birds fly, water's wet, Bill O'Reilly's a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE] Actually, water is not wet because wet is a property of a solid that is saturated with a liquid.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy16;34840376]Actually, water is not wet because wet is a property of a solid that is saturated with a liquid.[/QUOTE] Shit. :O If that was wrong... then what if our opinion of O'Reilly is wrong? H'oh wait, its O'Reilly, carry on.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;34839516]I can't wait until Gay marriage is recognized in all states. Wait a little and fucking marry a tortoise. :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100102.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;34840619]Shit. :O If that was wrong... then what if our opinion of O'Reilly is wrong? H'oh wait, its O'Reilly, carry on.[/QUOTE] O'Reily silencing a number of debaters on his show is a good basis for an opinion. I don't know what you base it on.
Wow, I was reading some of the comments on Bill's article about marrying animals and here is what I found: [quote=Brabantia] 'Why shouldn't a man marry a duck? Or a bird with a "gobble" or "cluck"? Some people may howl at a union so fowl but to me it shows notable pluck. '[/quote] [quote=juliajayne]There once was a goat and a dolphin Who needed two more to go golfin' Billy O and Sir Jeter (Who couldn't be sweeter) Said, hey mate, we must do this more often! [/quote] [quote=Brabantia]Methinks you are getting off-track With partners that some golfers lack Is love's ground ever fertile with goat, dolphin or turtle? Or should we remember to "say no to quack"? [/quote] [quote=Easy to refute wingnuts]It could be a Rhode Island Red, Or a bull with a big, shaggy head. But of this there's no doubt, Even if one has come out: Different species will never be wed. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Miskav;34831407]O'Reilly being a moron. In other news, the sun is warm.[/QUOTE] false. warm is to describe humid temperatures. The suns high temperature would be described as hot.
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