Pope: Condoms ARE Ok - Polidicks

Now I feel better.

[QUOTE=Telepethi;26180892]I want a pope that's like "Hey, hey guys. Hey... guys. Listen. Guys listen. Smoke weed erryday" Then he lights up a joint on television, throws a peace sign, puffs, exhales, and is like "Man, I don't care if you worship are not. You're all cool with me. Let's all just chill, alright?" Best Pope Ever[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/XKsxr.png[/img] ALL HAIL THE NEW POPE

[quote=the golden;26181135]if benedict had more power, i'm sure we would all be sitting under candlelight, raping women, killing people of other religions, torturing/killing people at obscene levels, shutting down hospitals, and opening all-boy daycare centers.[/quote] hide yo keeds

[QUOTE=The golden;26180927][img_thumb]http://ownedirl.com/misc/epicurius_god.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I love Greek Philosophers so much.

"as long as its not used by one of dem faggots"

The pope is an absolute pussy. Going back on his word just because it had some negative impacts. Same with all this stuff on encouraging anglican-catholic relations. This isn't because he wants interdenominational peace, it's so he can join the two when the church starts to diminish in numbers. He's a hypocrite and shouldn't be in the position he is now.

Its funny because the whole contraception is bad thing is not in the bible, but was a philosophy created later on and eventually endorsed by Catholic theologians.

Why is it that people give other people even more shit when they admit they're wrong? "HURF DURF UR A FAGGOT FOR SEEING THAT YOU WERE WRONG HYPOCRISY DURR"

[QUOTE=Telepethi;26180892]I want a pope that's like "Hey, hey guys. Hey... guys. Listen. Guys listen. Smoke weed erryday" Then he lights up a joint on television, throws a peace sign, puffs, exhales, and is like "Man, I don't care if you worship are not. You're all cool with me. Let's all just chill, alright?" Best Pope Ever[/QUOTE] Sounds like an awful Comedy Central movie.

Proof that there is no catholic god.

Do I give a shitting dick fuck about the pope?

God people are dumb.

And nothing changes.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;26184334]Sounds like an awful Comedy Central movie.[/QUOTE] Sounds more like a kickass Pope. He'd have a giant hookah in his pope room and he'd invite guests up for weed and snacks. [editline]20th November 2010[/editline] And then Weed was legalized everywhere amen

Read the article, guys, he says it's okay for male prostitutes, he didn't say anything about it being okay for everyone else.

Huh. Allowing condoms to prevent the spread of a killer disease seems like a practical move.

Phew, thanks Pope.

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;26185639]Huh. Allowing condoms to prevent the spread of a killer disease seems like a practical move.[/QUOTE] Yeah but man, HIV is evil, and you can never get rid of it so you've got some serious evil in you if you have HIV. That much evil in you for so long you ain't gettin' into heaven if you use a condom or not :v:

It is time we liberated Roma my fellow assassins.

[QUOTE=Trashcan_Man;26184330]Why is it that people give other people even more shit when they admit they're wrong? "HURF DURF UR A FAGGOT FOR SEEING THAT YOU WERE WRONG HYPOCRISY DURR"[/QUOTE] Because he isn't admitting he's wrong. He's still spewing the "certain limited cases" bullshit when there is nothing in Christian scripture to say that condoms are EVER wrong The pope is still a fucking terrorist and he is still going to be responsible for the deaths of millions

Does this mean we can start giving condoms to Africans now instead of bibles

[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26186911] The pope is still a fucking terrorist and he is still going to be responsible for the deaths of millions[/QUOTE] that dirty terrorist

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;26187689]that dirty terrorist[/QUOTE] Yeah, I was insensitive to actual terrorists who only manage to amass body counts of a few thousand And don't say "Terrorists DIRECTLY kill people, the Pope doesn't!" because you likely consider Osama Bin Laden to be a terrorist and he gets other people to do his dirty work too

[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26187808]Yeah, I was insensitive to actual terrorists who only manage to amass body counts of a few thousand And don't say "Terrorists DIRECTLY kill people, the Pope doesn't!" because you likely consider Osama Bin Laden to be a terrorist and he gets other people to do his dirty work too[/QUOTE] Your ability to draw comparisons between Osama Bin Laden and Pope Benedict XVI shows that this is a conversation not worth continuing. [img]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/8813/seinfeld.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;26188129]Your ability to draw comparisons between Osama Bin Laden and Pope Benedict XVI shows that this is a conversation not worth continuing.[/QUOTE] I wasn't comparing them I was blocking a rebuttal before someone tried to use it. Nice use of an image macro too

The Pope says condoms are bad and people hate him for it. The Pope says condoms are ok and the same people still hate him for it. Ain't life grand?

Yes you did. Your rebuttal was a comparison.

[QUOTE=Telepethi;26180672]Exactly. That's part of my point And even if you get a girl pregnant, guess what, only one cell survives! The rest die instantly as soon as the egg is fertilized! Oh shit that means we're killing babies by making babies. GUYS QUICK STOP MAKING BABIES WE'RE BEING IMMORAL[/QUOTE] No matter what we do, the cells will die. If we don't get them out of us, they still die.

Condoms: the Pope is not okay.

Looks like god decided to change his mind.