• Manchester Airport are now legally allowed to look at your naked body!
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[QUOTE=Callius;17808906]Would would I care if an airport staff member saw the shape of my dingdong? It's not like they'll ever see me again.[/QUOTE] Except now your girlfriend wants to work in an airport.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;17809738]I think you guys all missed the part where it says that it is optional[/QUOTE] Haha, and I guess you missed the part where it's legal, and a trial for future installments in all UK airports...
[QUOTE=doggunn;17809788]Haha, and I guess you missed the part where it's legal, and a trial for future installments in all UK airports...[/QUOTE] [img]http://loneranger2008.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/lightning-gallery-18.jpg[/img]
I'd rather have them looking at some dizzy picture than sticking their fist into my ass
Everyone opposed to this appears to be insecure as fuck. It's not like the guy being paid a fuckload to look at people's ugly bodies all day is going to give a shit.
[QUOTE=Catdaemon;17809886]Everyone opposed to this appears to be insecure as fuck. It's not like the guy being paid a fuckload to look at people's ugly bodies all day is going to give a shit.[/QUOTE] The people that work airport security are pretty lacking in character. Granted, there are a few good ones, but most are police academy drop outs looking for some authority. If geek squad people wont hesitate to rip all your files off your hard drive, whats to stop airport security from loading up flash drives of CP?
hehe, i live near manchester. would they do this to kids? pedophiles dream
[QUOTE=TurtlePower;17809773]One day, maybe in 10 years time, we'll have this technology in our glasses. X-Ray glasses :smug:[/QUOTE] cancer glasses
[QUOTE=trogdor6666;17809940]whats to stop airport security from loading up flash drives of CP?[/QUOTE] Maybe the fact that the images are never actually stored anywhere at all?
So busy business men will die even earlier due to rad poisoning? Awesome! Lets put this in every door now!
[QUOTE=Kendra;17809997]So busy business men will die even earlier due to rad poisoning? Awesome! Lets put this in every door now![/QUOTE] Did you really have to say RAD poisoning?
hot damn. imagine being the controller of this when Megan Fox walked through it. im guna work in an airport!:D
[QUOTE=spaghettiarms;17810231]hot damn. imagine being the controller of this when Megan Fox walked through it. im guna work in an airport!:D[/QUOTE] You'd see a white shape of human form, you would have a hard time seeing the difference between her and a normal woman (except maybe for the dick).
[QUOTE=Catdaemon;17809886]Everyone opposed to this appears to be insecure as fuck. It's not like the guy being paid a fuckload to look at people's ugly bodies all day is going to give a shit.[/QUOTE] They randomly select people to do these, and they have a tendency to pick young, large-breasted women. Of course that could be because they are likely terrorists, but whatever.
I'd do it, but only if the attenant is female. :q:
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17810387]They randomly select people to do these, and they have a tendency to pick young, large-breasted women. Of course that could be because they are likely terrorists, but whatever.[/QUOTE] Maybe young, attractive, large-breasted women wearing regular western womens clothes insight rage in the stereotypical terrorists who because of their culture and religion believe that women should have NO exposed skin, thus increasing the probability of a terrorist snapping at the female in question before even having to be scanned in the first place?
House used one of those on Cuddy in an episode.
That is great. Image tucking your dick between your legs before going through it then the security is all like "wtf this dude is totally a chick!" then you flop your dick out between your legs and are all like "haha JKS! im actually a dude"
I dont want them to see my dick :/
Finally an answer to "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Back in a minute getting a job at Mcr Airport.
Go in with a buttplug -> hilarity ensues :D
[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;17811142]Go in with a buttplug -> hilarity ensues :D[/QUOTE] Personal experience??
[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;17811142]Go in with a buttplug -> hilarity ensues :D[/QUOTE] Or even better, go in there with your dragon dildo up the ass (or even just in your bag, that will do too), be sure to look at their expression when they see it. And no, I'm not flaming in case the "with your dragon dildo up the ass" made me look like I was, it's just that there isn't a less flame-like way to say that.
fucking mancunians.
[QUOTE=TurtlePower;17809773]One day, maybe in 10 years time, we'll have this technology in our glasses. X-Ray glasses :smug:[/QUOTE] You can already get those, they invented a camera lense that sees through clothes a few years ago.
Lol, I live near. From my bedroom window I can see planes going down to land at the airport from a massive distance. Still..
[QUOTE=doommarine23;17809331]Because it's an invasion of personal space, your body and privacy.[/QUOTE] Oh come on. Some person you don't know is gonna see an outline of your genitalia for all of 2 seconds, to ensure that no-one with ill intentions boards the plane. Is that really too big a price to pay for safety? Get your damn priorities straight, how insecure are you about your body?
When can we get this shit in glasses form?
Well, at least it's not as bad as Canada. During "routine" security checks, they take your laptop, put in the password, and browse through your documents. It's also not a set-up.
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