• Manchester Airport are now legally allowed to look at your naked body!
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[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;17819198]ITT: Insecure people. Boohoo, staff gets to take a look at an outline of your cock for a few seconds. Get over it. [editline]01:22AM[/editline] Yes because XRay monitors have the Internet :downs: They only "capture" pictures if they have something suspicious, they don't capture a pic of every single person. Also, people seem to be forgetting that this is an AIRPORT, not some dude's smelly minivan[/QUOTE] Actually, that's not what I meant smart mouth. Knowing the British police, they'll probably leave confidential photos taken from the scanner on the train or something like that.
Another thing to worry about is the person watching the images. Even if the system doesn't capture images some bored airport worker could pull out a cell phone camera. I'm sure they've put precautions in place to prevent this, but with all the technology we have, there are going to be images leaked to the internet.
[QUOTE=GunFox;17813022] ...because you fear assholes blowing up your planes.[/QUOTE] Would you like some water to drink? No? You must be afraid of water. [editline]10:28PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mugofdoom;17819541]lol when I go in I'm gonna rub my dick over everything and piss and shit adn jizz on everything and then shove someone's head up my ass oomg imagine the reactions guys[/QUOTE] Avatar fits this perfectly.
Better not make it mandatory or some such shit. And I live in the US.
I feel that it's for the better because; 1. No more time wasted trying to pick out 'terrorists' based on stereotypes. 2. No more special lines, i.e. no more having 'SSSS' (Selected for Secondary Security Screening) on your boarding pass. 3. Faster security checks in general.
Oh no, airport security will see my willy. Who gives a shit?
[QUOTE=Timma2;17809580]The security guard should be enclosed in a lead cube while operating this, with a lead door, and no one is allowed to come in unless they knock first.[/QUOTE] Suffocation
[QUOTE=Sc00by22;17808907]In a way its good and bad as it does pick out the terrorists, but it also picks out anybody with a tiny penis.[/QUOTE] or anyone with a boner
[QUOTE=Exengen;17820916]Another thing to worry about is the person watching the images. Even if the system doesn't capture images some bored airport worker could pull out a cell phone camera. I'm sure they've put precautions in place to prevent this, but with all the technology we have, there are going to be images leaked to the internet.[/QUOTE] And why does this matter again? I'd be bothered with this only if it appeared possible to identify a person from these pictures. As it looks now, the pictures are inverted and so crappy that you could just barely make out the outlines of someone's wiener, and you can't distinguish the face at all. They lack any "pornographic value", and if your Xray pic was uploaded right into the LMAO pictures thread, you would laugh without even recognizing yourself.
does that guy in the pic have a boner [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/byodood.gif[/img]
If anyone puts the pictures online, they should trap them in the x-ray room and push the button until they die.
People need to stop being so goddamn afraid. The last terrorist attack on airports was in 2002, and it wasn't even on the fucking plane, it was in the ticket lobby.
Now get me those X-Ray glasses I ordered back in 1987
I can already imagine the headlines "Security Guard at Manchester Airport caught masturbating during his job" :bang:
Time to get the lead pants out again...
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