New technology will allow drivers to steer with their eyes
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You have to be VERY concentrated, so unless your Dali Lama or Yoda, You screwed
Wow, look at that view over the cliff, think of how high up we are, Joh- OHH GGGGGOOOOOODDD
i would relly like to see someone try though
What happens if you have a lazy eye?
Edit: "Is that guy over there picking his nose- OH GOD I RAN HIM OVER!"
This is gonna be hilarious. Even more car accidents and dead people.
"How fast am i supposed to drive? Let's take a look at that traffic sign!"
"BREAKING NEWS! Adult male crashed into 15 traffic signs, says he just wanted to look at them."
I'd like to see someone with drive with a lazy eye.
[QUOTE=Water|Marine;21529880]I'd like to see someone with drive with a lazy eye.[/QUOTE]
the car will split
'Look at the car crash, Mommy!'
'What are you-'
[b]CRASH[/b]
'The car crash we're in, Mommy!'
I can see millions of ways this could go wrong.
If you go crossed eyed does that mean your car will...collide into itself?
:aaaaa:
What if your spouse tries to fuck while driving?
:ohdear:
And i thought automatic cars were shit enough as it was.
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[QUOTE=40kplayer;21536537]What if your spouse tries to fuck while driving?
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
You die happy
That would fucking suck for me as I have congenital [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathologic_nystagmus]nystagmus.[/url]
I would not like to be on a motorway if people started using this.. omg it will be like 500 car pileups, people going past will look at what has happened and crash themselves.. And what happens if you look up? Do you do a flip or what?
"Sorry I didn't see the sign about the bridge being out officer, I was too busy driving."
Typical German engineering: Design something utterly impractical and pointless in the real world just for the shits and giggles of telling the world you did it.
"Oh hey look! New text message!"
Suddenly this technology doesn't seem to appeal anymore.
[QUOTE=nicatronTg;21541789]"Oh hey look! New text message!"
Suddenly this technology doesn't seem to appeal anymore.[/QUOTE]
It's common sense that you shouldn't text/look at texts while driving....
"Horatio! This woman crashed because her eyes were driving for her! What do you think was the cause?"
"I bet she had a ..."
[img]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/11/08-15/horatio460.jpg[/img]
"[i]lazy eye[/i]."
[tab]I know it's late, I just wanted to make a CSI version of it.[/tab]
How lazy can people possibly get?
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I will be happy enough with picking the place where I want to drive to on a map and taking a nap.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCE_-DcPgM[/media]
What then?
what if I want to look at something else while I'm driving? Like I go to grab my drink, take my eyes off the road for a second, and crash because the car thinks I'm trying to steer.
[QUOTE=Analtrickery;21543504] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=WhCE_-DcPgM[/URL]
What then?[/QUOTE]
Lol i can do that.. but not read like that. Couldnt imagen what the car would do if you did that
What a shitty idea.
drifting would be a bitch
Look mom no hands!
ITT: Buttfuck nobody reads the article. First, it's not being driven with your eyes, it's being driven by a camera on your head. Second, it only needs this steering at intersections so you can tell it which way to go. Otherwise, it has a GPS navigation system to guide itself and it has other cameras all around it to look for obstacles, which it avoids in a safe manner.
I imagine driving past a xXx strip bar could pose a problem...
