SNL mocks Trump's compulsive Twitter use, Trump responds using Twitter - Polidicks

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[QUOTE=Jouska;51474238]You mean hillary clinton? She helped push that birthplace conspiracy back in 08.[/QUOTE] Considering the fact that, looking that up, all I get are sites which say she didn't... WRONG! She didn't start it, there are like two instances of supporters circulating it after the fact. We could argue for hours over whether they were under marching orders, but there's no evidence that clinton was ever involved directly. Tbf trump didn't start it either, but he IS the one who actually personally pushed it.

I was wrong

[QUOTE=Raidyr;51473919]No exclamation point after "sad", possibly low energy?[/QUOTE] Nah, just character limit. No place for exclamation mark, he used all 140.

I bet Trump will wait like Obama did and release it just after some big shit goes down.

[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;51473938]The skit was unfunny though.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=King of Limbs;51474184]The skit was not funny though. They are biased. I love how everyone here just loves to jump on the hate trump train any chance they get. SNL used to be good like 12 years ago and has since just devolved into brainless "comedy".[/QUOTE] ......and?

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51474281]Where did you hear that in the first place?[/QUOTE] Trump said it.

I thought he was past all this after his very presidential acceptance speech and his video detailing the plans of his first 100 days but it looks like he really wasn't pretending to be an idiot to get elected

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51474281]Where did you hear that in the first place?[/QUOTE] /r/conspiracy

[QUOTE=Jouska;51474238]You mean hillary clinton? She helped push that birthplace conspiracy back in 08.[/QUOTE] Show me proof she said one word about that. Because there's [URL="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/sep/16/donald-trump/fact-checking-donald-trumps-claim-hillary-clinton-/"]significant[/URL] [URL="http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/fact-checking-trumps-claim-clinton-started-birther-movement/story?id=42147995"]evidence[/URL] [URL="http://www.factcheck.org/2015/07/was-hillary-clinton-the-original-birther/"]disproving[/URL] [URL="http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/birther-movement-founder-trump-clinton-228304"]this claim.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Dr.C;51474319]I thought he was past all this after his very presidential acceptance speech and his video detailing the plans of his first 100 days but it looks like he really wasn't pretending to be an idiot to get elected[/QUOTE] Just to say that his acceptance speech was actually written for him and that's why he sounded normal when he read it

[QUOTE=Jouska;51474389]/r/conspiracy[/QUOTE] There's your problem. damn you Zones :cry:

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;51474398]There's your problem. damn you Zones :cry:[/QUOTE] Is /r/conspiracy that bad?

[QUOTE=Jouska;51474415]Is /r/conspiracy that bad?[/QUOTE] Conspiracy theories don't add anything to a discussion, they exist because people don't believe the actual truth and start looking for a way to spin the existing facts into a narrative they believe makes more sense to them. Mind you, i'm not including the few conspiracy theories that by some miracle turned out to be right but the vast majority of them don't seem to me to be worth getting entangled into. It's always nice to have an alternate viewpoint, but sometimes, shit like the jet fuel meme is just that, a meme, because they don't believe the facts.

[QUOTE=Jouska;51474415]Is /r/conspiracy that bad?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Do not let the Pizzagate momentum die down. Be aware of distractions and "dead ends" on this board. Pizzagate should be priority #1 as it is the most damaging scandal in history.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Pizzagate going much deeper than abuse. Soros/Rockafeller/Madeiline McCann share genetic condition that modifies the eye structure - the same gene OTX2 is responsible for pineal gland. Look at the eyes.[/QUOTE] yes

[QUOTE=Jouska;51474278]I was wrong[/QUOTE] Christ almighty. It's now nearing a month since the election was held and the constant glut of falsification and lies from the US right has died down but you guys [I]still[/I] refuse to actually research things before spouting them off as "tru fax" on the Internet. There's a reason we are referring to this as "post-fact" politics now. You don't care whether or not it's actually true when you first read these "facts", it's not important. All that matters is you get a sick jab in at people you don't like. Seriously. 5 seconds of basic Internet research would have told you everything that everyone here already has without you having to embarrass yourself like this.

[QUOTE=Jouska;51474415]Is /r/conspiracy that bad?[/QUOTE] Oh [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5gbwon/urgent_i_need_help_decoding_pictures_in_wikileaks/?sort=confidence&compact=true]absolutely![/url]

[QUOTE=RaxaHax;51474511]Oh [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5gbwon/urgent_i_need_help_decoding_pictures_in_wikileaks/?sort=confidence&compact=true]absolutely![/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]We recently found out about pizzagate, which is extremely evil and sickening! Its a huge global pedo ring that involves all the world leaders, politicians, bankers, judges, FBI, CIA, and Hollywood and now... Aliens. WTF This could explain the reason behind kids vanishing. Last week Turkey went nuts blowing up #pizzagate asking where their 9,000 children went. 9,000 refugees were suppose to go to Germany... but they DISAPPEARED! Yeah, put those dots together!! UK and USA are the highest missing children per year. Yeah, we pay the aliens with CHILDREN Clearly Aliens eat inner organs (Kinda like how Killary does) and China is HUGE in Organ Trafficking profiting 1billion a year... Is that how China makes trades w the ETs?[/QUOTE] According to /r/conspiracy, - everyone in a position of authority anywhere in the world is colluding in a massive child kidnapping/rape secret society and they're so secure in their secrecy and control that they're planting hints all over the place for /pol/ NEETs to find between masturbation sessions - this includes aliens in Antarctica - Turks supposedly give a shit about this nonsense - children are kidnapped worldwide so they can be fed to the aliens - the evil kidrape illuminati pays the aliens in children, and in exchange they get.... something? - Hillary Clinton is a cannibal on top of everything else - China is complicit in selling human organs to the aliens [IMG]https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-whoptc.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;51474580]According to /r/conspiracy, - everyone in a position of authority anywhere in the world is colluding in a massive child kidnapping/rape secret society and they're so secure in their secrecy and control that they're planting hints all over the place for /pol/ NEETs to find between masturbation sessions [/QUOTE] The first one actually kinda makes sense. There were a lot of hints about PRISM beforehand, and they were dismissed, along with believers in country-wide survelliance system. I mean, Pizzagate is a shitty theory, but behind every shitty theory lie suspicions... and how fast Reddit admins decided to silence this shit doesn't help matters (even FatPeopleHate wasn't dealth with this fast)

I'm astounded some people still defend Trump for things like this It doesn't matter if he's correct and SNL is a hottible biased show, thats not what people care about. What people care about is the fact that our president-elect was up watching television at night and started throwing a tantrum on twitter because people made fun of him. A man who can't handle a TV show mocking him is going to be our president, how could you possibly claim Trump is not being a massive baby here and how could you possibly think this isn't a sign of things to come?

[QUOTE=DoktorAkcel;51474611]The first one actually kinda makes sense. There were a lot of hints about PRISM beforehand, and they were dismissed, along with believers in country-wide survelliance system. I mean, Pizzagate is a shitty theory, but behind every shitty theory lie suspicions... and how fast Reddit admins decided to silence this shit doesn't help matters (even FatPeopleHate wasn't dealth with this fast)[/QUOTE] Oh, come on. Alleging that the NSA is spying on Americans ([B]especially[/B] when multiple leaks about what was very obviously NSA surveillance taps on AT&T/other major US providers came out in the '00s and were largely ignored outside of the tech security news) wasn't that much of a stretch, all that was lacking was proof -- which was provided in vast quantities when Snowden blew the whistle. Aside from the fact that it was illegal until retroactive immunity was jammed through, was anyone actually surprised that America's [I]spy agencies[/I] were [I]spying[/I] on people? Accusing tons of powerful people, including presidential candidates, of child rape is defamation and character assassination and could open up Reddit to being sued by multiple rich people with legal war chests to outlast God. Do you see how the Reddit admins would treat this differently?

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;51474090]Obama took the jokes, criticism, and ridiculous accusations in stride and just made fun of them at the correspondent dinners. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bqEn8AXzJ4[/media] Note the camera zooming in on Trump, leader of the birther conspiracists.[/QUOTE] Holy shit, Obama just showed everyone he's born in Africa and the people in power let him get away with it! :ohno:

[QUOTE=RaxaHax;51474511]Oh [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5gbwon/urgent_i_need_help_decoding_pictures_in_wikileaks/?sort=confidence&compact=true]absolutely![/url][/QUOTE] [quote]The Simpsons have been a platform for the elites to drop clues to us about their plans. A couple episodes talks about cloning people and also cloning animals/Humans which will serve the elites as labor and sex slaves. [url]https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=0AQqkkKx9uY[/url] Also, the Zionist Jews are the head of all this. They are the SATANIC Bloodline (13 Bloodlines) which Hitler says they live in the inside the earth from the openings of the N/S poles. Check it out, they believe in white genocide and the Jews becoming the superior race. After all that happens and the messiah is here they get 2,800 slaves. So, I'm thinking some of those slaves will be the people left over after they kill off the whites and others. The rest of the slaves will be the clones. [url]http://rense.com/general86/talmd.htm[/url][/quote] Sounds pretty plausible, doesn't it?

[QUOTE=hexpunK;51474461]Christ almighty. It's now nearing a month since the election was held and the constant glut of falsification and lies from the US right has died down but you guys [I]still[/I] refuse to actually research things before spouting them off as "tru fax" on the Internet. There's a reason we are referring to this as "post-fact" politics now. You don't care whether or not it's actually true when you first read these "facts", it's not important. All that matters is you get a sick jab in at people you don't like. Seriously. 5 seconds of basic Internet research would have told you everything that everyone here already has without you having to embarrass yourself like this.[/QUOTE] Relax yourself

[QUOTE=Jouska;51474669]Relax yourself[/QUOTE] "i can't actually point out why you're wrong so i'll call you mad" Not a response. I don't need to be mad to be fed up with this post-fact bullshit.

[QUOTE=Luni;51474658]Sounds pretty plausible, doesn't it?[/QUOTE] I always laugh at 'X show/movie was made by illuminati/rothschild/lizard people and their plans are hinted at in the movie/show' bullshit. Because when I'm a top secret, world-controlling organization who would like things to stay super-duper-secret, the logical thing to do is expose myself through mainstream media.

[QUOTE=hexpunK;51474677]"i can't actually point out why you're wrong so i'll call you mad" Not a response. I don't need to be mad to be fed up with this post-fact bullshit.[/QUOTE] read [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1521173&p=51474648&viewfull=1#post51474648"]this[/URL] mate

[QUOTE=hexpunK;51474677]"i can't actually point out why you're wrong so i'll call you mad" Not a response. I don't need to be mad to be fed up with this post-fact bullshit.[/QUOTE] Heres a pic of my ass: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/eAjaMAl.jpg[/IMG] Eat it.

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;51474696]read [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1521173&p=51474648&viewfull=1#post51474648"]this[/URL] mate[/QUOTE] Oh neat. GD is effort to trawl through. This certainly makes life easier.

[QUOTE=space1;51473931]i mean his tweet wasn't wrong :s[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;51473938]The skit was unfunny though.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=King of Limbs;51474184]The skit was not funny though. They are biased. I love how everyone here just loves to jump on the hate trump train any chance they get. SNL used to be good like 12 years ago and has since just devolved into brainless "comedy".[/QUOTE] Nah, the skit was hilarious. It's a spot-on impression of how much of a fucking manchild Trump is to the point where he (in spite of the fact he's going to be president probably when the electoral college votes) cannot take a joke about himself in stride the way other politicians can, and he feels a night to fight about it over Twitter at every available opportunity when the truth of the matter is if he's actually serious about being our leader he shouldn't have the time available to worry about petty shit like that. Baldwin's impression is perfect. I love how he carries himself; it's great because it's so true: Trump's arrogance and childishness is portrayed just perfectly.