• Justin Bieber losing his voice to puberty
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If I have a son I will make him a Castrato, he will be the future JB!
Its a Christmas miracle!
That's pretty funny.
And then the pope said: "MIRACLE!"
[QUOTE=NewBomb;26385278]see, there's the autism again[/QUOTE] See there's that chronic stupidity again. The kids sings shit his fucking label tells him to sing, it's like he's riding on the coat tails of someone who's riding on his coat tails. I name this the coat tail paradox, it applies to record labels and profitable pop acts such as justin gayber and bands such as GayLS.
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Oh well. No one will know him in a few years anyways. Anybody remember Jesse McCartney? No? Didn't think so... :P
I thought he mimed on X Factor. Someone told me that, I didn't watch it or anything. I have better things to do, such as being on FP. Also, when his balls do descend below his throat he should consider becoming a deathgrind/goregrind/grindcore/whatever vocalist instead. "Rrrnndd rr wrrr lrrrkk Brrbb brr Brrbb brr Brrbb brr Huuuuuuuuggrrrrrr"
[QUOTE=NewBomb;26385761]the only good music in the world is the music i listen too, the rest is too mainstream and homosexual[/QUOTE] No, there is nothing redeeming about JLS or Justin Beiber, it's the same rehashed bullshit that all the pop record labels pump out to earn money. Think what you will, I don't give a fuck, but that is the only purpose for those types of bands getting records deals.
[QUOTE=ViciousRaptor;26385778]I thought he mimed on X Factor. Someone told me that, I didn't watch it or anything. I have better things to do, such as being on FP. Also, when his balls do descend below his throat he should consider becoming a deathgrind/goregrind/grindcore/whatever vocalist instead. "Rrrnndd rr wrrr lrrrkk Brrbb brr Brrbb brr Brrbb brr Huuuuuuuuggrrrrrr"[/QUOTE] he could team up with this guy [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL9mUbbzp5Q[/media]
Holy shit Bieber is bad at miming. If his voice is gonna break he should maybe practise miming more convincingly. That X Factor video if hilarious, the guys were fucking throwing him in the air and his voice didn't shake once.
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[QUOTE=Jobby;26385994]Holy shit Bieber is bad at miming. If his voice is gonna break he should maybe practise miming more convincingly. That X Factor video if hilarious, the guys were fucking throwing him in the air and his voice didn't shake once.[/QUOTE] He's god.
[quote]Bands play music to earn money? MY GOD[/quote] Yeah, imagine bands playing music for the love of playing music, fucking alien thought that is ain't it?
hope his face get loads of zits
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;26386148]hope his face get loads of zits[/QUOTE] Does it matter? No one will see it anyway.
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[QUOTE=NewBomb;26386236]except you cant buy food for love, so you would die pretty quickly[/QUOTE] Welfare.
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[quote]Justin is physically developing at a slower rate than most guys[/quote] See, small dick
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0[/media]
[QUOTE=NewBomb;26386236]except you cant buy food for love, so you would die pretty quickly[/QUOTE] Ever heard of bands touring? You know, that's how most bands make money anyway, they make little from each record they sell.
[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26383984]it's a cycle of hate of overrated singers which is necessary to balance Facepunch[/QUOTE] Yeah. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough coolant flowing into the reactors and everything would overheart and implode.
[QUOTE=NewBomb;26386310]people living off welfare is the cancer that is killing our world[/QUOTE] People like you are the cancer that is killing our world.
[QUOTE=NewBomb;26385226]Why are you guys always so fucking jelly of Justin Bieber? Good for him, on becoming a star. I swear you're all always bandwagoning due to your assburgers[/QUOTE] I'm not jealous. I just really don't like him. It's about time for him to grow a pair and stop sounding like a she.[sp]Otherwise his songs are all lesbian :smug:[/sp]
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[QUOTE=cqbcat;26386357]Yeah. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough coolant flowing into the reactors and everything would overheart and implode.[/QUOTE] [sp]Black Mesa's cooling facility was off when Gordon pushed the cart into the beam. Otherwise Shepard or Barney(can't remember) wouldn't have had to turn it on.[/sp] [QUOTE=Maximo13;26386474]People like you are the cancer that is killing our world.[/QUOTE] Chrome doesn't let me rate(goes back to main forum when I do) so I'll just say it here. Disagree x1
Yes, YES, YES!! GREAT NEWS! :D
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;26386560]Yes, YES, YES!! GREAT NEWS! :D[/QUOTE] Overreaction much?
wow finally
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