• Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen for three weeks
    46 replies, posted
Clearly NK has developed advanced active camouflage technology.
I hope the fat fuck has a heart attack :^)
As much as I want his life to end, the fact he has no heir would mean there would be some serious power issues popping up, potentially fucking some people over even more so.
Maybe he just has the flu or something. Geez, you guys are all super speculative.
He's done this before and it was nothing. I remember the thread
he's just having an intense toilet session after all that cheese
Man, the North Koreans should really check behind the fridge, that's where all my lost shit ends up.
He probably autoerotic asphyxiated himself and they haven't finished growing the clone yet. [editline]26th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Squidman;46083110]I'm getting worried that he ate himself[/QUOTE] He got locked in his stretch limo and literally ate himself...[I]to death![/I]
[QUOTE=Dougz;46082857]But gout doesn't cause any blood loss. Just pain. Whenever my dad has an attack he limps around for a week[/QUOTE] are you retarded
I'm thinking that one or more of his generals might have taken him out and they're keeping it under wraps so the people don't rise up against them for betraying the "Glorious Leader" until they can find a way to pin it on South Korea, the West, or his health problems. Mainly because I think the military elite of North Korea isn't as fond of Un as they were of his dad defiantly after the purges that Un launched after he took power.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;46083945]As much as I want his life to end, the fact he has no heir would mean there would be some serious power issues popping up, potentially fucking some people over even more so.[/QUOTE] I think he is just a puppet and has no political power at all.
So he has diabetes yet he's also taking in loads of sugar? :smile:
Maybe he's been busy grinding in Destiny
RIP Kimmy
this is Kim Jong Unbelievable
I expecting someone to make a Kim Jong un version of 'Where's Wally' aka 'Where's Waldo'
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