• Reading news from your bathroom mirror
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I hate to say this, but this is very late, no?
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;32074274]I'm an American living in China that reads American news. How about asking before looking like an idiot, assuming you know everything about me?[/QUOTE] I'm sorry I upset you.
Let's add a camera to it, so we can see when you fap! :quagmire:
The average person spends an HOUR of the day in the bathroom?! Bullshit! Bull fucking shit! I spend probably, at most, 30 minutes in the batroom per day. I mean a shower doesn't take any more than 10 or 15 minutes, brushing your teeth is about 4 minutes total per day, and the time it takes you to take a piss (or the occaissional shit) and wash your hands probably adds up to... what... 15 minutes AT MOST (and that's assuming a bad day). That's like 35 minutes assuming all of the higher numbers.
[QUOTE=sltungle;32088783]The average person spends an HOUR of the day in the bathroom?! Bullshit! Bull fucking shit! I spend probably, at most, 30 minutes in the batroom per day. I mean a shower doesn't take any more than 10 or 15 minutes, brushing your teeth is about 4 minutes total per day, and the time it takes you to take a piss (or the occaissional shit) and wash your hands probably adds up to... what... 15 minutes AT MOST (and that's assuming a bad day). That's like 35 minutes assuming all of the higher numbers.[/QUOTE] Women.
[QUOTE=sltungle;32088783]The average person spends an HOUR of the day in the bathroom?! Bullshit! Bull fucking shit! I spend probably, at most, 30 minutes in the batroom per day. I mean a shower doesn't take any more than 10 or 15 minutes, brushing your teeth is about 4 minutes total per day, and the time it takes you to take a piss (or the occaissional shit) and wash your hands probably adds up to... what... 15 minutes AT MOST (and that's assuming a bad day). That's like 35 minutes assuming all of the higher numbers.[/QUOTE] I read books on the toilet. I probably spend over an hour in there some days.
[QUOTE=Hellduck;32090087]I read books on the toilet. I probably spend over an hour in there some days.[/QUOTE] But you don't look at the mirror, now do you
I do when I draw on my face with shaving cream. You haven't lived until you've had shaving foam mutton chops.
A simple version of this that lets you quickly check small articles, the weather and other stuff before you head out would be cool, preferably sync-able with your phone so you can also stick on notes
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