[QUOTE=Hboybowen;27435026]yea I mean alotta guys get condoms but dont have them with when they finally get some action and the chick isnt bold enough to say not until you have a condom. Which is retarded to not say anyways.
So lesson #1 have a condom in your wallet at all times kids.
I am 20 now and in college. But this should seem like grade 1 math to me[/QUOTE]
I wonder why parents get mad when they find condoms.
[QUOTE=Hboybowen;27434443]honestly most ppl in my city(Memphis). Live nothing but to have kids.They have no ambitions and laugh at people who do. They think college is pointless and that you need to get any kind of 9-5 that pays anything after you graduate. An the people who do get out never ever want to look back.[/QUOTE]
North Virginia is the exact opposite. If you even go to a community college, you're a failure as a human being and should just get used to flipping burgers.
[QUOTE=Piggah;27434678]who jizzed in the sloppy joe's?[/QUOTE]
Even more important, why were so many girls putting sloppy joe's inside themselves?
Also, my dad gave me condoms as I was getting closer with my current girlfriend, and when I joked with him that we were going to fuck all over the place when they left for the weekend he demanded them back.
I scared him by saying "Oh ok, I'll just get her pregnant then".
[QUOTE=Fycix;27435097]Even more important, why were so many girls putting sloppy joe's inside themselves?[/QUOTE]
Whores.
[QUOTE=Fycix;27435097]Even more important, why were so many girls putting sloppy joe's inside themselves?
Also, my dad gave me condoms as I was getting closer with my current girlfriend, and when I joked with him that we were going to fuck all over the place when they left for the weekend he demanded them back.
I scared him by saying "Oh ok, I'll just get her pregnant then".[/QUOTE]
Maybe they use them as cheap lubricant.
My plan has been completed, for days I've spat out loads into every tampon box made for teenagers.
"86 Kids and Counting" That's my new Tv show.
Being pregnant is now "in"
We had someone pregnant two years below at my school, she was in second year...
I guess Condoms are unheard of there.
Guess someone should introduce them to that fine invention.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;27434337]Damn it! beat me to it[/QUOTE]
So, how was the sloppy second's?
[QUOTE=J0E_SpRaY;27434689]My previous statement still stands. Who gives a fuck. Religion is a dying breed.[/QUOTE]
And religion also has nothing to do with this thread.
Well as someone who lives somewhat close to there, I can say I am not surprised. Frayser is a terrible place.
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;27434359]Troll [b]scool[/b] nurses, giving the students punctured condoms and Tic-Tacs.[/QUOTE]
I have a feeling you didn't go
[QUOTE=J0E_SpRaY;27434461]That's against the bible!
Who gives a fuck.[/QUOTE]
86 girls did
There is a school near me that had 66 students pregnant at once. It's a pretty poor area, but it's also a rather small town. If the area grows, I fear that the current record will be broken
Place names in the States are so out of place, it confuses me
[QUOTE=Kalibos;27435209][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8[/media][/QUOTE]
wtf does this mean about the topic. The south doesnt look like the civil war just happened. This is still the USA in the 21 century...Stereotypes huh
[QUOTE=Mingebox;27435087]North Virginia is the exact opposite. If you even go to a community college, you're a failure as a human being and should just get used to flipping burgers.[/QUOTE]
This. I live here too. Your average joe here could get into any school they wanted if they lived somewhere like Memphis.
[QUOTE=I_Forgot;27435605]Well as someone who lives somewhat close to there, I can say I am not surprised. Frayser is a terrible place.[/QUOTE]
yea I just moved Im in Johnson City now but I stayed like walking distance from the wolfchase mall. But anyways. I would never mess with any memphis chick they are crazy anyways
Sadly, being in highschool for a few years now has taught me that ALOT of girls learn about pre-cum as they pop out a bastardchild.
are you kidding me
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;27436719]Sadly, being in highschool for a few years now has taught me that ALOT of girls learn about pre-cum as they pop out a bastardchild.[/QUOTE]
Haven't there been multiple studies that it can't get girls pregnant?
Those girls are screwed...
*pun* :D
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;27434436]Turn everyone in the school gay.[/QUOTE]
Minneapolis schools will never have this problem.
[QUOTE=Dolton;27436802]Haven't there been multiple studies that it can't get girls pregnant?[/QUOTE]
Yep. It can't. It contains 0 sperm.
This sounds like the content for an awesome episode of Maury.
And that's what happens when you only teach abstinence in your school education classes.
Change the School's name to "Like a Boss"
The best way to prevent teen pregnancies is to pass out these items.
[IMG]http://womensvoicesforchange.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/condoms.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://themagazine.info/56//Pictures/Briner%20inc/HangerChromeThree.jpg[/img]
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