[QUOTE=Kopimi;34411441]wow thank you for posting this stunning piece of news which came from fox's blogging department and contained no offensive comments from anyone affiliated with fox in any way
good job dropping this bombshell on the face of modern journalism, now we know that a blogger on nation.fox.com has a neutral view of obama eating cookies!!
[editline]27th January 2012[/editline]
holy shit are you braindead
fox nation is fox's blogging department where editorials can be freely written by bloggers and political commentators
stop spamming SH with these stupid fox nation posts my god
the article wasn't even attacking obama it was literally just a neutral "hey heads up obama ate some cookies now you know :)" article why are you posting this[/QUOTE]
I posted two. I even said in the original post that fox did not do anything.
[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;34410192]Because god wills it.[/QUOTE]
No, God's probably depressed because of how stupid they are.
[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;34411693]I posted two. I even said in the original post that fox did not do anything.[/QUOTE]
so you recognized there was nothing newsworthy or interesting about this and you posted it anyway
A+
Hey, family! Look at this! This motherfucker Obama is eating chocolate chip cookies!
Holy dumb fuck ow.
My brain actually hurts when I try to comprehend the mindset of a Fox New's comment poster.
Fucking Obama, piece of shit eating those cookies when he should be balancing our budget and fixin the economy!! NO DEFENSE CUTS EITHER EVEN THOUGH IT IS HALF OUR SPENDING.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;34411428]insulting a man's wife will not win you any favors[/QUOTE]
I know, I just wish Republicans would understand that they should complain about actual issues instead of complaining about cookies or someone eating a burger.
[i]"Obama hasn't done anything wrong, what can we blame him for? Cookies!"[/i]
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;34412030]Fucking Obama, piece of shit eating those cookies when he should be balancing our budget and fixin the economy!! NO DEFENSE CUTS EITHER EVEN THOUGH IT IS HALF OUR SPENDING.[/QUOTE]
It's about twenty percent.
[quote]I wonder what all the poor people get to eat today ...
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" There is no bread? ..... Let them eat shit"
~Grand Empress Lardette Antoinette~
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Grrrr! He totally fucked up that 'quote' and the meaning behind it!
My asscheeks are so clenched right now!
For some strange reason, it seems increasingly likely that the Republican party is determined to make themselves look like an uneducated collection of ignorant ass-hats. People like this are pestilence, and an injustice to Republicans who are actually very smart and reasonable people.
[QUOTE=Rome;34412450]For some strange reason, it seems increasingly likely that the Republican party is determined to make themselves look like an uneducated collection of ignorant ass-hats. People like this are pestilence, and an injustice to Republicans who are actually very smart and reasonable people.[/QUOTE]
well then i guess it's a good thing this is a [B]blog post/editorial that isn't endorsed or sponsored by fox news or the republican party[/B]
Hold on what now?
''Fox news''
Oh
I expected this to be from The Onion
... damn
[QUOTE=Kopimi;34412487]well then i guess it's a good thing this is a [B]blog post/editorial that isn't endorsed or sponsored by fox news or the republican party[/B][/QUOTE]
Well that is cool because[b] the republican party does not have to endorse it for republicans to act stupid.[/b]
I'm going to bet one of the commenters has complained about how this "wastes taxpayer's money" by now.
OBAMA IS PRACTICALLY FUCKING SATAN!
wow you know who else eats cookies?
COMMUNISTS
rick santorum 2012
[QUOTE=greywulf1064]More proof that children are running the country.[/QUOTE]
If you eat a cookie you are a child, adults should only drink coffee and eat meat anything else makes you unfit for your job!
Also why is everbody in the comments saying "Moochelle", just because obamas wife eats a cookie she is suddenly a fat cow?
Jeez america where do you find these people, i swear you must breed stupid people on purpose to try and win some kind of "Who has the the most morons" contest.
[B]The world thinks this website is[/B]
[highlight]an insulting excuse for a news site[/highlight]
Socialism is cookies with raisans.
Communism is oatmeal cookies.
Capitalism is god tier chocolate chip.
Capitalists represent!
[QUOTE=madmanmad;34413680]If you eat a cookie you are a child, adults should only drink coffee and eat meat anything else makes you unfit for your job!
Also why is everbody in the comments saying "Moochelle", just because obamas wife eats a cookie she is suddenly a fat cow?
Jeez america where do you find these people, i swear you must breed stupid people on purpose to try and win some kind of "Who has the the most morons" contest.[/QUOTE]
Americans are actually a separate subspecies of human which is capable of breeding with vegetables.
This however means they tend not to EAT vegetables which explains the obesity thing.
[editline]27th January 2012[/editline]
This theory brought to you from the award winning book: stupid shit that is more plausible than god.
[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;34412997]I'm going to bet one of the commenters has complained about how this "wastes taxpayer's money" by now.[/QUOTE]
[quote]Yeah...they're stuffing themselves with sugary, sweet, treats bought and paid for by our sweat and money...while they stuff US with their cr@p.[/quote]
Found it!
[QUOTE=latin_geek;34414361][B]The world thinks this website is[/B]
[highlight]an insulting excuse for a news site[/highlight][/QUOTE]
what is wrong with you people
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8dDkBxR_T0[/media]
Fuck communist socalist obama RON PAUL 2012
[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;34412750]I expected this to be from The Onion
... damn[/QUOTE]
No, a proper Onion article would be more along the lines of;
[I]Democrats, Republicans agree to compromise for betterment of America[/I]
Chocolate chip cookies are the reptilians main fuel source!
[QUOTE=sYnced;34410328]Who really cares? These are random comments; what do republicans have to do with it?[/QUOTE]
Facepunch has a certain quota of anti-Republican articles it has to put out in the Sensationalist headlines.
News is slow this week, so might as well make a few generalizations off a few errant internet comments.
is it just me or is republicans bitching about everything obama does?
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