Nutritionist's worst nightmare - KFC's new burger in the US
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I'm so hungry now, and it's 2 in the morning.
I'm going to need a shitload of ketchup for this.
Wow, you can have a weeks worth of calories in one bite.
Bread shortage ?
[QUOTE=Sigma-Lambda;16832759]I am Colonelsandias, King of Kings
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair[/QUOTE]
You made my day.
Stroke, now with new double chicken flavor
Really, that's scary
Fuck, I think my heart just died reading that.
Looking and sounds fucking tasty.
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This better come out in the UK.
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That will happen if you eat the :downs::downs:
That looks and sounds disgusting as hell.
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Quadruple Bypass Burger.
It's fried in pure lard.
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That will happen if you eat the :downs::downs:[/QUOTE]
OH GOD! :barf:
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[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16846305]Quadruple Bypass Burger.
It's fried in pure lard.[/QUOTE]
That's insta-death right there.
sweet holy mother Jesus what in gods name art tho in heaven is that thing!
Facepunch, this is a burger.
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Pickel, Onion, Burger Meat, Cheese, Light Mustard and Tomato Sauce, topped off with a Sesame seed bun, PERFECT.
Aw heck, I'm too skinny anyway.
I want one now.
Get Subway or Sizzlers, dude.
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That will happen if you eat the :downs::downs:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this burger has fat enough to turn you into 3 and a half really-fat-womens
Damn that looks good.
But, I hear heart attacks are unpleasant.
The reason why you guys/girls are so obsessed with fast food, because your taste buds are too used to it. And cannot stop.
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Edit: My avatar completely contradicts the nature of this joke
next thing you know it it'll be the Rodney King riots all over again when they pull a popeyes
for the uninformed:
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[QUOTE=Levithan II;16843853]I'm going to need a shitload of ketchup for this.[/QUOTE]
Ketchup?
On chicken?
RAGE.
I want one. I know I will die. I know it will kill me slowly. I know that I will FEEL my heart skip a beat when I ingest it. But I want one.
I'm so temped to write a racist joke
[QUOTE=SenorJose;16831438]Am I alone in saying I would like to eat that?[/QUOTE]
Nope, I did something like that once with sausage patties and bacon. Was awesome and delicious, but my tummy hurt later.
Psh, you guys are pussies, I'll eat 12 of those.
I want to eat it, but we're not fooling anyone, that sandwich spells diarrhea.
Oh fuck I want that badly.
Need to go to KFC
Kitchen Farts Country.
That actually looks delicious. I'm not sure if I'd have one, but it does.
I still think the best thing KFC has are their biscuits.
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