A tumor that could provide the key to making zombies - Polidicks

You can't trick the nature....

[QUOTE=Azaz3l;30850190]You can't trick the nature....[/QUOTE] The fuck is that supposed to mean?

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;30837199]PanNET? Why would they call a cancer that? It sounds like an ISP or something[/QUOTE] It stands for pancreatic neuroendocrine tumors. Why don't you read the source of the article before posting? Also, this has nothing to do with zombies, Gizmodo was just using buzzwords to attract viewers.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;30853168]Gizmodo was just using buzzwords to attract viewers.[/QUOTE] Like they always do?

[QUOTE=Azaz3l;30850190]You can't trick the nature....[/QUOTE] Go back to the forest.

"Doctor, my sister has cancer..." [editline]2nd July 2011[/editline] "ZOMBIE CANCER! :D"

Oh Egoraptor :v:

[QUOTE=Mattk50;30837830]so basically closer and closer to humans as an ageless being. [editline]1st July 2011[/editline] guys this wont make any zombies, but it does have potential for extending human lifespan[/QUOTE] imagine, you get your head decapitated but your genes are changed so that you can live forever, now your just a head living forever. i wouldn't wanna live forever

[QUOTE=Mattk50;30837830] guys this wont make any zombies, but it does have potential for extending human lifespan[/QUOTE] Extending human lifespan and increasing the risk of cancer significantly. [editline]3rd July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ridinmybike;30862809]imagine, you get your head decapitated but your genes are changed so that you can live forever, now your just a head living forever. i wouldn't wanna live forever[/QUOTE] You'd still be able to die, from all the things that could normally kill you.

[QUOTE=ridinmybike;30862809]imagine, you get your head decapitated but your genes are changed so that you can live forever, now your just a head living forever. i wouldn't wanna live forever[/QUOTE] Not aging =/= being immortal to fatal body damage. Brain and head still needs nutrition and oxygen. Without a body that is not possible.

panNET... skyNET. ZOMBIE ROBOTS.

I've never been keen on giving eternal life to the public, not that I'm religious or stingy or something, it just seems incredibly weird and in my opinion, we need death for new things to come.

Haha zombies can't infect me, I've got Norton! What now ya freakin' zeds?!

My friend has Norton and he's a zombie now.

[QUOTE=Mr._N;30837846]That speaks loads of truth, especially about internet conversations on zombies.[/QUOTE] When my former room-mate and I were looking for a house he could buy, one of his big concerns was how well it'd stand up in a zombie apocalypse. :/

Now I can prove my friends wrong.

I for one welcome our future undead overlords.

Man, undeath would suck. You couldn't get a job, or a driver's license, or anything. Still, it might be cool to work with radiation with impunity.

I don't know about you assholes but I'm looting my friends house right now!

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;30948783]When my former room-mate and I were looking for a house he could buy, one of his big concerns was how well it'd stand up in a zombie apocalypse. :/[/QUOTE] One of my friends always goes on about how he chooses what clothes he wears so that he would be comfortable and give him mobility in case there is a zombie outbreak. He likes Toyota Hiluxs as they are hardy and could survive as they're easy to keep working.

Well anyone who watched the Top Gear Toyota Hilux episode would agree that it's sturdy as FUCK Smashed with a wrecking ball? Survived. Left in the sea for hours? Survived. Driving through the Top Gear production office? Survived. Dropped a caravan on? Survived. Lit on fire? Survived. Being on top of a tower block while the tower block is being demolished by explosives? Survived.

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;30963921]Well anyone who watched the Top Gear Toyota Hilux episode would agree that it's sturdy as FUCK Smashed with a wrecking ball? Survived. Left in the sea for hours? Survived. Driving through the Top Gear production office? Survived. Dropped a caravan on? Survived. Lit on fire? Survived. Being on top of a tower block while the tower block is being demolished by explosives? Survived.[/QUOTE] What has this got to do with anything?

[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;30964002]What has this got to do with anything?[/QUOTE] Read the post above it. They would be the perfect car in a zombie apocalypse.

So, basically, zombies without ability to attack, or the slightest of thinking anyway.

"Honey... I... I got PanNET."

Zombie apocalypse is coming.