• Hate Simulator Watch Dogs lets Bigots hunt down Gays, Blacks, Liberals and Zionists.
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Obviously that video was made as a joke. Profiling people and reading the descriptions in watch dogs can be a lot of fun, there's some random hidden jokes. Not sure if you'll get this one, so for context, NPCs in watch dogs driving cars do not got outside of the roads, ever, unless its a mission thing. So I was walking around this place where there's only pedestrians and no roads/cars and found this car in the middle, sitting still: [t]http://i.imgur.com/tU7NpkZ.jpg[/t] Get it???
How is this news? How do people get paid for writing articles about stupid youtube videos?
Because if they don't defend morality and justice who will?
Why kill the 9/11 survivor?
This should have been the premise of the game.
[QUOTE=MoonlessNight;44996930]Why kill the 9/11 survivor?[/QUOTE] He knows too much.
What if Watch Dogs is a social experiment and Ubisoft is keeping track of who gets killed/hacked the most?
[QUOTE=BANG!;44996714]Obviously that video was made as a joke. Profiling people and reading the descriptions in watch dogs can be a lot of fun, there's some random hidden jokes. Not sure if you'll get this one, so for context, NPCs in watch dogs driving cars do not got outside of the roads, ever, unless its a mission thing. So I was walking around this place where there's only pedestrians and no roads/cars and found this car in the middle, sitting still: [t]http://i.imgur.com/tU7NpkZ.jpg[/t] Get it???[/QUOTE] The funniest one I seen was a guy diagnosed with parkinsons and his job was a camera operator.
The author of the video must feel great right now. I know I would if i stirred up so much drama. [editline]4th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=MoonlessNight;44996930]Why kill the 9/11 survivor?[/QUOTE] Final Destination.
[QUOTE=MoonlessNight;44996930]Why kill the 9/11 survivor?[/QUOTE] aren't we all 9/11 survivors
[QUOTE=Max;44997165]aren't we all 9/11 survivors[/QUOTE] If you haven't been in a car crash, did you survive a car crash?
[QUOTE=Sir M;44997181]If you haven't been in a car crash, did you survive a car crash?[/QUOTE] Fuck yes I did.
[QUOTE=Sir M;44997181]If you haven't been in a car crash, did you survive a car crash?[/QUOTE] im pretty sure everyone (over the age of one) has survived at least one 9/11, they happen once a year
[QUOTE=BANG!;44996714]Obviously that video was made as a joke. Profiling people and reading the descriptions in watch dogs can be a lot of fun, there's some random hidden jokes. Not sure if you'll get this one, so for context, NPCs in watch dogs driving cars do not got outside of the roads, ever, unless its a mission thing. So I was walking around this place where there's only pedestrians and no roads/cars and found this car in the middle, sitting still: [t]http://i.imgur.com/tU7NpkZ.jpg[/t] Get it???[/QUOTE] [t]http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/80/801943/2541585-8491656143-u6RJ3.png[/t] This is my one of my favourites.
tbh I'd rather bigots kill things in games than in real life tbh I'd rather bigots killed themselves but y'know
[QUOTE=Cmx;44997069]The funniest one I seen was a guy diagnosed with parkinsons and his job was a camera operator.[/QUOTE] I've heard of the camera operator, illiterate poets, HIV blood donors and woman's right activist prostitutes.
Patricia Hernandez. Enough said. because "muh virtual minorities that are killed by 0.01% of the total Watch Dogs playerbase"
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;44997250]tbh I'd rather bigots kill things in games than in real life tbh I'd rather bigots killed themselves but y'know[/QUOTE] If you actually think the people who do this genuinely hates said minorities you need to rethink your life.
[QUOTE=Limed00d;44995726][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1NmAAOc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Someone got paid to lookup rule 34. [I]Someone got paid to lookup rule 34.[/I]
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;44997328]Patricia Hernandez.[/QUOTE] Why don't I ever have to read the article, just the title to know it's her.
[QUOTE=Midas22;44997278]woman's right activist prostitutes.[/QUOTE] Nothing wrong with that.
Watch Dogs, GOTY 2002 [video=youtube;hnwVvAviNVk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnwVvAviNVk[/video]
Surely by the same logic you could run around targeting bigots and other assholes in-game based on information gleaned from their devices? seeing as its the player who would decide to run off and do this stuff, why bother making a fuss about the game?
[QUOTE=fulgrim;44997533]Surely by the same logic you could run around targeting bigots and other assholes in-game based on information gleaned from their devices? seeing as its the player who would decide to run off and do this stuff, why bother making a fuss about the game?[/QUOTE] because patricia hernandez is paid to make a fuss about shit that doesnt matter
Reminds me of The Elder Scrolls and how some people play it as a Dark Elf with the ultimate goal of killing every single Argonian they ever meet. Or in the case of Skyrim as a nord whose grand quest of life is to suplex the shit out of every elf.
[QUOTE=mchapra;44997387]Why don't I ever have to read the article, just the title to know it's her.[/QUOTE] Same usually happens with RPS's John Walker. You instantly know its gonna have to do with feminism.
[QUOTE=Novangel;44997249][t]http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/80/801943/2541585-8491656143-u6RJ3.png[/t] This is my one of my favourites.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/9eJpL/e61eef4c9e.jpg[/img] this is my favorite for the "what the fuck guys" factor
I think Ubisoft missed alot of opportunities here with WD; i.e. you have the power to profile people in game, what are the consequences if you profile? Why should the power of profiling be given to police services? What are the implications of having this on databases? Maybe I'm just aiming too high, but these questions could make the game alot more interesting than it already is.
[QUOTE=Cliff2;44997347]Someone got paid to lookup rule 34. [I]Someone got paid to lookup rule 34.[/I][/QUOTE] I dunno, if somebody would write an article like that for Kotaku, I think they would do it even if they weren't being paid for it. Also, I love this comment. [quote]See, Saints Row never has this problem. When you run people over and blow them up, you tend to do it indiscriminately to EVERYONE equally.[/quote]
[QUOTE=The Calzone;44997851][img]http://puu.sh/9eJpL/e61eef4c9e.jpg[/img] this is my favorite for the "what the fuck guys" factor[/QUOTE] I don't get it.
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