Not being on Facebook is 'suspicious' - most likely insane or a mass murderer
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[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;37135398]That doesn't make it less true.[/QUOTE]
Never claimed that either though :)
I am really jealous of Zuckerberg. He saves tons of advertising money thanks to the facebook obsessed people who will try to convince everybody to join it and companies that force facebook down our throats.
[QUOTE=Desuh;37136039]I am really jealous of Zuckerberg. He saves tons of advertising money thanks to the facebook obsessed people who will try to convince everybody to join it and companies that force facebook down our throats.[/QUOTE]
God I hate it when I see an ad and it tells me to visit their webite at facebook.com/worthlesscrap. A Facebook page is not your fucking website.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;37134706]You've been saying the entire thread that people without facebook accounts are/are probably antisocial.[/QUOTE]
Well that generally holds true.
I may have misunderstood your declared implication in my posts. Facebook does not overshadow other methods of being social, but to have one is very important in American society. To say it is the only way to be social is hyperbolic but the genera idea is true.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37138139]Well that generally holds true.
I may have misunderstood your declared implication in my posts. Facebook does not overshadow other methods of being social, but to have one is very important in American society. To say it is the only way to be social is hyperbolic but the genera idea is true.[/QUOTE]
If you think Facebook is very important then you're delusional.
[QUOTE=fruityfruit;37123587]if you don't use a social networking site you are more likely to kill
i'm pretty sure that's not the major factor there[/QUOTE]
More likely to kill people who think that, maybe
I don't have a facebook account.
Hold on a sec, that urinal won't stop moving and making loud screaming noises.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;37138187]If you think Facebook is very important then you're delusional.[/QUOTE]
No, I'm realistic.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37138304]No, I'm realistic.[/QUOTE]
Yep FarmVille and the like sure are important.
[editline]8th August 2012[/editline]
Couldn't fucking live without 'em I'd say.
I don't give a fuck about Farmville. The actual social functions of Facebook are important.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37138685]I don't give a fuck about Farmville. The actual social functions of Facebook are important.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but you can function just fine without it. There a a bunch of other ways to communicate other than Facebook. It's not important. When it's the only way to talk to people then you can tell me it's important.
There are a bunch of other ways to communicate other than cell phones. Having a cell phone is pretty damn important.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37138992]There are a bunch of other ways to communicate other than cell phones. Having a cell phone is pretty damn important.[/QUOTE]
You can live without Facebook.
You can do day-to-day things without relying on Facebook. You don't need Facebook whereas most people need a cell phone for things like work or important communication.
People who work at a job that requires them to be on call need a cell phone. They don't need Facebook.
Give me one example where Facebook is even remotely important.
[editline]8th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Atlascore;37139088]rofl, are you really comparing facebook to cell phones?
They're two completely different things, phones are over a hundred years old and a vital form of communication, facebook is just a crappy website used to track friends and occasionally send text messages, both of which I can fucking do [b]with my cellphone.[/b][/QUOTE]
Pretty much this.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37124012]I can agree with the article.
Nothing's "correlation or causation" about this, it's just a warning sign. People who don't use Facebook are more likely to be unsocial fucks. Unsocial fucks are more likely to be murderers. WITHOUT stating any causative relationship.[/QUOTE]
So if I dont want to be involved in a cesspool of shit Im antisocial? Tell that to my friends that I dont need to have to state my every fucking action to them and actually talk to them in real life as opposed to over a shitty website.
I play violent video games and neglect my Facebook.
I'm a ticking time bomb.
ElecBullet sure loves spamming this thread with shitty posts doesn't he lol
seriously Elec everything you have been saying is just so ass backwards and silly
[QUOTE=Raidyr;37139628]I play violent video games and neglect my Facebook.
I'm a ticking time bomb.[/QUOTE]
oh no guys he's gonna blow!
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37138992]There are a bunch of other ways to communicate other than cell phones. Having a cell phone is pretty damn important.[/QUOTE]
lol yeah but the only real way to talk to people and be social is with facebook right I mean you said
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37124012]I can agree with the article.
Nothing's "correlation or causation" about this, it's just a warning sign. People who don't use Facebook are more likely to be unsocial fucks. Unsocial fucks are more likely to be murderers. WITHOUT stating any causative relationship.[/QUOTE]
so logically you agree that anyone who doesn't have it = antisocial and that = KILLER!
elec don't hide from me or I'll get you!
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;37123813]What a fucking moron.[/QUOTE]
All my girlfriends harass the fuck out of me to make a facebook page, when I finally caved they just stalked it nonstop- then took it really seriously even though I looked at it once a week. It's such a hassle to maintain and people get really into it and stare at their wall for hours on end waiting for something to comment on. I'd be with friends and one (or more) of them would be staring at their facebook on their phone, slumped over with their head resting on their hand just not paying attention to anybody else.
I don't get how it's healthy to obsess over this shit but you're socially backwards if you prefer actual contact with people...
[QUOTE=Strongbad;37123658]The stupidity of this article
It sears my eyeballs
Please let this be a joke
Please[/QUOTE]
It actually makes quite a lot of sense.
[QUOTE=wraithcat;37140511]It actually makes quite a lot of sense.[/QUOTE]People with cancer are often bald, therefore people who are bald are more suspect to having cancer.
It actually makes quite a lot of sense.
Parents don't have Facebook...sleeping with two eyes open tonight.
[QUOTE=J!NX;37139703]ElecBullet sure loves spamming this thread with shitty posts doesn't he lol
seriously Elec everything you have been saying is just so ass backwards and silly
oh no guys he's gonna blow!
lol yeah but the only real way to talk to people and be social is with facebook right I mean you said
so logically you agree that anyone who doesn't have it = antisocial and that = KILLER!
elec don't hide from me or I'll get you![/QUOTE]
Will all the "Not facebook equals killer" just fuck OFF?
That's not the point of the article. You are not "most likely" insane or a mass murderer for not using Facebook. That's just the shitty strawman that was put forth by the OP, and immediately and gladly assumed to be the actual case by everyone in the thread.
Facebook is a big thing, and it's helped me further MY social life. Noone can refute my personal experience. I want others who are very skeptical to give it an honest, legitimate try, and not be turned off the instant they see a meme.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37141063]Will all the "Not facebook equals killer" just fuck OFF?
That's not the point of the article. You are not "most likely" insane or a mass murderer for not using Facebook. That's just the shitty strawman that was put forth by the OP, and immediately and gladly assumed to be the actual case by everyone in the thread.
Facebook is a big thing, and it's helped me further MY social life. Noone can refute my personal experience. I want others who are very skeptical to give it an honest, legitimate try, and not be turned off the instant they see a meme.[/QUOTE]
How bout YOU fuck OFF and stop promoting Facebook as some kind of holy grail of social interaction and selling it to us like some slimy used car salesman. And before you ask, yes I do have one but my life would be no different without it.
Not having a Facebook account makes you no more likely to become a killer than say playing violent video games makes you a sociopath and the entire article in the OP is just blatant Daily Mail bullshit. I'm surprised they didn't also claim that not having an account gives you cancer.
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;37140958]Parents don't have Facebook...sleeping with two eyes open tonight.[/QUOTE]
I never would have expected my little old Grandmother to be a killer. Those knitting needles are looking awfully suspicious now.
I don't even give a shit about being a killer.
Guys, I'm not using Facebook.
Fear me !
[QUOTE=Maruhai;37141844]Guys, I'm not using Facebook.
Fear me ![/QUOTE]
Oh no. Nerds.
Signed up for facebook now so people don't get suspicious.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;37141854]Oh no. Nerds.[/QUOTE]
OH NO... small minded cunts
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