DNA tests reveal 'Hitler was descended from the Jews and Africans he hated - Polidicks

well scientist did trace back the entire human race to a single african women The fact that I'm white is that over millions of years my ancestors became lighter and lighter skinned due to the weather in main land europe. So you could say white people are like the prodigal son, we left the african contenent only to come back after we had used every resource available to us.

[QUOTE=ohadje;24299331]It just proves the Jewish conspiracy.[/QUOTE] Yeah. Typical jews.

plus it's not exactly a suprise, since when has man ever not betrayed its brother?

Somewhat related - African Jew [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ74ocmqMTw[/media]

where is the zing rating

[QUOTE=sonicrjk;24297958]lol no [editline]03:40PM[/editline] because you're a furry, maybe if he was related to a monkey this would matter oh wait[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#Health[/url] It's right there.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;24297925]In the Battle of Berlin, while Soviet troops were burning the government office, Hitler told his men it was a conspiracy theory, that the Soviets weren't burning anything, and that Germany was winning the war. He also talked about divisions in the millions reinforcing him from France. Too bad all of his men in France had already been captured by Anglo-American forces.[/QUOTE] I've never heard this. I know in the bunker that he believed that there were many more reinforcements than there actually were, but I've never found anything saying what you said. Anyhow, none of this surprises me. It's somewhat likely that he had also had a homosexual relationship during WWI, too, and there's some evidence still lying around from Soviet analysis of his remains that he may have only had one testicle, but both of these are probably bullshit. Hitler was a hypocrite and a crazed man led astray with hatred of the betrayal of his nation and gullibility to occultists.

The Irony. :v:

I wonder how they got the sample to take a good DNA sample from, because as far as I know, Hitler's burned body was dumbed into some river in Germany or in a country near it. Because the russians didn't want to leave anything for the remaining nazis to hail, or the world to remember about of him.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;24300520]I wonder how they got the sample to take a good DNA sample from, because as far as I know, Hitler's burned body was dumbed into some river in Germany or in a country near it. Because the russians didn't want to leave anything for the remaining nazis to hail, or the world to remember about of him.[/QUOTE] Read the article...

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;24300520]I wonder how they got the sample to take a good DNA sample from, because as far as I know, Hitler's burned body was dumbed into some river in Germany or in a country near it. Because the russians didn't want to leave anything for the remaining nazis to hail, or the world to remember about of him.[/QUOTE] The real remains were buried in East Germany at an unmarked grave by the KGB on one of a million farms. No record of where was kept- Hitler's body is gone forever, basically. A small section of the upper skull was taken as the only part kept. A full skull with a bullet exit wound was kept and claimed by the Soviets/Russians to be the skull of Hitler until last year or the year before, when it was truthfully revealed that it wasn't the original, but a woman's, as the FSB/SVR released it for scientific analysis. They eventually handed over the real skull fragment, or so they claim.

[QUOTE=Egevened;24299538]I am not an anti-semite but this seriously sounds like anti-propaganda and rewriting of history Hitler killed lots of jews because of racial hate, and now they are trying to make him look not only like the actual terrible human being he was, but also a comedic ironical figure[/QUOTE] Hitler achieved that himself, he was a fucking idiot who was lucky and good at getting crowds worked up. That's it.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;24297872]. Fun fact #2: many of Hitler's twisted experiments on various prisoners were done in an attempt to figure out how to produce only Aryan, blond-haired, blue-eyed people. [b]He was neither blonde-haired, blue-eyed, nor fully Aryan.[/b][/QUOTE] wow, i really did not know that.

Hitler: Worlds most self depreciating Jew.

[QUOTE=Aman V;24297910]Well thats just breaking things down too far IMO. Obviously if we keep going back we are ALL related and we have a junkload of different ethnicities in us, I guess the douchebag I hate at school is my brother then? Just seems weird.[/QUOTE] I think you need to go look at how family trees work. Unless this 'douchebag' shares the same mother and/or father as you, he is not your brother - not even if you trace back your family tree and he does turn out to be related to you. The most he could be a very distant cousin.

Hitler was a brilliant man, the issue was he was very much bat-shit insane and killed more innocent people than imaginable. If you rate me dumbs, you can piss off.

[QUOTE=ironman17;24297889]Imagine if those truths were revealed to him back in the day. He probably woulda denied it all, though.[/QUOTE] Ähm, Hitler? Was? Diese Unterlagen angegeben, dass du ein Jude bist. Verdammt, gib mir meine Pistole.

[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;24297883]Wasn't his mother Jewish?[/QUOTE] No. His father was possibly the bastard son of a Jewish man and his servant (the woman was unmarried when she had him and the Jewish family she had worked for in the past paid her an allowance for 14 years), but more recently the consensus has been that Maria Ann Shicklgruber had an affair with either her later husband, Johann Georg Hiedler, or his brother, Johann Nepomuk Hiedler, the grandfather of Klara Pölzl, Hitler's mother. So Hitler was, in fact, inbred. Which explains a lot. There is evidence that Hitler himself believed he had Jewish ancestry, or at least that there he held some shame about his past. For example, if his unknown grandfather was in fact Jewish then Hitler still wouldn't count as a Jew under the laws he made up - you could have one Jewish grandfather and not be counted as a Jew - and when he invaded/annexed Austria he wiped the village of Döllersheim off the map - the buildings were levelled and its inhabitants forcefully removed. Döllersheim was the birthplace of Alois Schicklgruber, and destroying it made it much more difficult to find out about the mystery man who impregnated Adolf Hitler's grandmother. The fact is we'll never know who did it.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;24297872]Fun fact: he was also Catholic, strongly during childhood and less-so in his adult years, but he was always Catholic, one of the religions he persecuted. Fun fact #2: many of Hitler's twisted experiments on various prisoners were done in an attempt to figure out how to produce only Aryan, blond-haired, blue-eyed people. He was neither blonde-haired, blue-eyed, nor fully Aryan.[/QUOTE] 1. He used it for political purposes. In his private life, he said he despised it, 2. He had blue eyes. [quote]Goebbels wrote about his first meeting with Hitler: "I was fascinated by Hitlers blue eyes". Traudl Junge, his last secretary (see the movie: "Der Untergang") often told in interviews, that people were amazed about Hitlers blue eyes.[/quote] When you try to rewrite history, at least try to provide evidence.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;24297925]In the Battle of Berlin, while Soviet troops were burning the government office, Hitler told his men it was a conspiracy theory, that the Soviets weren't burning anything, and that Germany was winning the war. He also talked about divisions in the millions reinforcing him from France. Too bad all of his men in France had already been captured by Anglo-American forces.[/QUOTE] That's a gigantic heap of bullshit with dumbass sprinkles.

I wouldn't call someone who set up his own Pagan religion a Catholic.

[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;24303330]I wouldn't call someone who set up his own Pagan religion a Catholic.[/QUOTE] Ya, while he was Catholic, I definitely consider him an occultist more than anything by the time he was in power. oh, and he didn't set it up, it was already made by alot of different groups and ended up in its final form as the one that he heard and believed. It wasn't that uncommon. If you read The Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald, written before WWII, one of the characters actually talk about in the beginning his belief in such a religion.

[QUOTE=Murkrow;24297990][IMG]http://www.mninter.net/~hedwards/bush/Image07.jpg[/IMG] Also a good painter.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/Adolf_Hitler_watercolor_painting_artist.jpg[/img]

what a twist!

[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;24300218][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler#Health[/url] It's right there.[/QUOTE] It says Aspergers Syndrome. Lots of famous leaders throughout history, both good and bad, are thought to have had that nowadays. Plus that's probably the least severe of the things that are listed there. [QUOTE]Some historians have also cited Hitler's preoccupation with syphilis across 14 pages of Mein Kampf, where he called it a "Jewish disease", leading to speculation he may have had the disease himself.[/QUOTE] This made me chuckle, though. Syphilis spread to Europe from the Americas, so technically the only ethnicity you could blame for its existance pretty much doesn't exist in Europe.

Wow, this article is late..

We all descended from Africa, actually.

[QUOTE=Murkrow;24297990][IMG]http://www.mninter.net/~hedwards/bush/Image07.jpg[/IMG] Also a good painter.[/QUOTE] no, I wodun't' call him that. I see loads of mistakes and if you'd ask him to paint anything else than a tree he woudlv'e shot himself. [editline]05:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;24301087]Hitler was a brilliant man, the issue was he was very much bat-shit insane and killed more innocent people than imaginable. If you rate me dumbs, you can piss off.[/QUOTE] HE was a horrible tactican, thanks to him germany lost Battle Of Kursk and his kill streak is tiny compared to that of stalin. But besides that little jew issue, he did really good things for germany. ON dictator scale, at least.

[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;24313437]no, I [B]wodun't'[/B] call him that. I see loads of mistakes and if you'd ask him to paint anything else than a tree he [B]woudlv'e[/B] shot himself. [editline]05:00PM[/editline] HE was a horrible tactican, thanks to him germany lost Battle Of Kursk and his[B] kill streak[/B] is tiny compared to that of stalin. But besides that [B]little jew issue[/B], he did really good things for germany. ON dictator scale, at least.[/QUOTE] You might want to think a few things through here, bucko. One of my goals in life is to own an original painting by Hitler, however unlikely that is.

I heard rumors that he only had 1 bollock and chews on carpets.