DNA tests reveal 'Hitler was descended from the Jews and Africans he hated

[mastermaul]

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;24301087]Hitler was a brilliant man, the issue was he was very much bat-shit insane and killed more innocent people than imaginable.

If you rate me dumbs, you can piss off.[/QUOTE]

No, Hitler as a leader was a gigantic dumbass and his arrogance cost him the war. The Nazis had a very good chance of taking the eastern front and if it weren't for the fact that the fuhrer needed his beauty sleep the allies might not have succeeded in Normandy.

[superdinoman]

This just in, every human is African.

[Fhux]

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;24297872]Fun fact: he was also Catholic, strongly during childhood and less-so in his adult years, but he was always Catholic, one of the religions he persecuted.

Fun fact #2: many of Hitler's twisted experiments on various prisoners were done in an attempt to figure out how to produce only Aryan, blond-haired, blue-eyed people. He was neither blonde-haired, blue-eyed, nor fully Aryan.[/QUOTE]
Fun fact #3: Hitler had only one testicle.

[3v3ryb0dy]

[QUOTE=mastermaul;24314562]No, Hitler as a leader was a gigantic dumbass and his arrogance cost him the war. The Nazis had a very good chance of taking the eastern front and if it weren't for the fact that the fuhrer needed his beauty sleep the allies might not have succeeded in Normandy.[/QUOTE]

Exacly. Krauts were steamrolling soviets in the Krusk battle and then hitler called off air support.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;24301087]Hitler was a brilliant man.[/QUOTE]

not really though

[Source]

There isn't a big enough Irony meter to use for news such as this!

[ifaux]

Just another reason to blame everything on the Jews.

[sp]joke[/sp]

[jota de]

[QUOTE=Murkrow;24297990][IMG]http://www.mninter.net/~hedwards/bush/Image07.jpg[/IMG]

Also a good painter.[/QUOTE]

I wonder why he got rejected by that art club something.

[SanderMan]

[QUOTE=Murkrow;24297990][IMG_thumb]http://www.mninter.net/~hedwards/bush/Image07.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

Also a good painter.[/QUOTE]

Not very groundbreaking, it seems like he coulda had a good painting career if he'd worked on things that weren't just landscapes of cities and fields.

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Also, am I the only one who thinks this looks like a really flawed Impressionist painting?

[shatteredwindow]

[QUOTE=Murkrow;24297990][IMG]http://www.mninter.net/~hedwards/bush/Image07.jpg[/IMG]

Also a good painter.[/QUOTE]

if that school had just accepted him, we probably wouldn't of had WWII

[Axiom :D]

Mein fureh time for a shower!

[TheMustOnenShow]

I'm not really that surprised.

[revrend_slapaho]

:hitler: got pwned

[abcpea]

[QUOTE=amcwatters;24299232]I wish Hitler would have just stayed an artist and had a nice life. :sigh:[/QUOTE]

he tried

[Warriorx4]

:godwin:

[Comrade General]

[QUOTE=Murkrow;24297990][IMG]http://www.mninter.net/~hedwards/bush/Image07.jpg[/IMG]

Also a good painter.[/QUOTE]

[I][U][B]"I can't get zhe trees right! I vill kill, Everyone in zhe vorld!"[/B][/U][/I]

god i love eddie izzard.

[BenJ]

Godwin's Law... Oh wait.

[Itsjustguy]

Is this irony ?

[angelangel]

If only the poncy art people at the college accepted him.

[CabooseRvB]

[img]http://i33.tinypic.com/153xlde.png[/img]
[img]http://topnews.in/law/files/Adolf-Hitler_0.jpg[/img]
[img]http://uppix.net/7/2/e/519369264db803c41a918f8e31197.jpg[/img]

Best Irony of the Century I say.

[poopsicle]

[QUOTE=Steak;24301128]Ähm, Hitler?
Was?
Diese Unterlagen angegeben, dass du ein Jude bist.
Verdammt, gib mir meine Pistole.[/QUOTE]

Ha ha sehr lustig.
Du bist nicht die Einzige, die Deutsch sprechen können.

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=Mikesword221;24299041]:irony:
This is exactly what that emote was made for.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9198/superirony.gif[/img]
I believe this fits better.

[abcpea]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;24334050][img_thumb]http://i33.tinypic.com/153xlde.png[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://topnews.in/law/files/Adolf-Hitler_0.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://uppix.net/7/2/e/519369264db803c41a918f8e31197.jpg[/img_thumb]
[/QUOTE]

[URL=http://img38.imageshack.us/i/adolfj.jpg/][IMG]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6538/adolfj.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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wtf

[Smells Like]

[QUOTE=amcwatters;24299232]I wish Hitler would have just stayed an artist and had a nice life. :sigh:[/QUOTE]

He did, he failed art class in college 3 times. He gave up.

[O'10er]

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;24297872]
Fun fact #2: many of Hitler's twisted experiments on various prisoners were done in an attempt to figure out how to produce only Aryan, blond-haired, blue-eyed people. He was neither blonde-haired, blue-eyed, nor fully Aryan.[/QUOTE]

Sorry but you're wrong, Hitler got around the fact he wasn't blond haired and blue eyed by claiming there were different 'types' of aryans.

[Virtanen]

Everybody already knew he was of jewish descent and I'd like to meet a person that hasn't got any african lineage at all.

[Aide]

Jews aren't a race so. Also everyone is related everyone. Just the family tree is very distant.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;24297883]Wasn't his mother Jewish?[/QUOTE]

His Great-Gramma

[Comrade General]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;24334050][img]http://i33.tinypic.com/153xlde.png[/img]
[img]http://topnews.in/law/files/Adolf-Hitler_0.jpg[/img]
[img]http://uppix.net/7/2/e/519369264db803c41a918f8e31197.jpg[/img]

Best Irony of the Century I say.[/QUOTE]

Someone colorized the top picture, cropped it a bit, then used it on a dating website.

Nobody knew it was a picture of hitler.

[fenwick]

We all descended from Africa, guys.