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When they died he stuffed them and mounted them on the wall [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] "up there next to that lion is wife #143, her ass was out of this world."

He killed and mummified the first 400 wives, then proceeded to set them up foot to head style, making the worlds greatest minigolf course for thousands of years.

[QUOTE=Memobot;36958841]I honestly believe that if you follow and practise a religion, you must adhere to it. A gay Catholic doesn't make sense. Really, religious people should all be fundamentalists. I also don't follow a religion at all so I can (more or less) do what I like, and this sort of crap doesn't happen.[/QUOTE] Nope. Because it's not really up to any institution to define what makes someone a christian and what doesn't.

[QUOTE=archangel125;36966209]Nope. Because it's not really up to any institution to define what makes someone a christian and what doesn't.[/QUOTE]Only the Bible can do that. (Which says you must follow it in its entirety or you are a blasphemer, which is an unforgivable sin.)

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;36966249]Only the Bible can do that. (Which says you must follow it in its entirety or you are a blasphemer, which is an unforgivable sin.)[/QUOTE] Not really. According to most christian sects, if you accept Jesus you are automatically saved since Jesus absolved each and every person of sin by making himself an atonement sacrifice(that's where lamb of god comes from, since lambs are the primary choice to burn for an atonement sacrifice). It depends. Which is why there are gay christians and people who are adulterers are allowed into churches.

[img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/412455_10151074905623588_1501261276_o.jpg[/img] 1 gold star to anyone who guesses whom that is.

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/34696236/hahhahahaha.png[/img]

[QUOTE=nemmises5;36969769] 1 gold star to anyone who guesses whom that is.[/QUOTE] Sarah Palin

[QUOTE=RichyZ;36957760]not necessarily but its a hell of a pr nightmare[/QUOTE] tbh i doubt it. maybe it pisses off the inner-city latte set but otherwise saying, in america, that you support the biblical definition of marriage isn't going to destroy a company because a) plenty of people think likewise and b) plenty of people consider it a valid view that a company has a right to have regardless of whether they the individual agree.

[QUOTE=Parja;36970502][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/34696236/hahhahahaha.png[/img][/QUOTE] This is like satire. Except it makes me depressed after I'm done laughing.

[QUOTE=usaokay;36955278]I heard it's harder to get a job at McDonalds than getting into college.[/QUOTE] But after college, it suddenly gets a lot easier!

[QUOTE=LarparNar;36974264]This is like satire. Except it makes me depressed after I'm done laughing.[/QUOTE] It's just so mindbogglingly stupid, I can't see it as anything other than satire. Fox News too. If you assume it's all a joke, it's extremely entertaining. Truth is stranger than fiction, though.

I've only been to chick-fil-a a few times (being from the uk) and it was really good. Could anybody enlighten me to why they've been in the news the past few weeks? I haven't really followed it at all.

[QUOTE=M24;36976797]I've only been to chick-fil-a a few times (being from the uk) and it was really good. Could anybody enlighten me to why they've been in the news the past few weeks? I haven't really followed it at all.[/QUOTE] They give financial support to organizations that lobby for the death penalty for gays in Uganda.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;36966456]Not really. According to most christian sects, if you accept Jesus you are automatically saved since Jesus absolved each and every person of sin by making himself an atonement sacrifice(that's where lamb of god comes from, since lambs are the primary choice to burn for an atonement sacrifice). It depends. Which is why there are gay christians and people who are adulterers are allowed into churches.[/QUOTE] What if I accept Jesus and Satan? Do they cancel each other out?

[QUOTE=RichyZ;36985551]god i really hope that the fox nation comments is just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls[/QUOTE] [sp]it's not[/sp]

[QUOTE=Canter;36985857][sp]it's not[/sp][/QUOTE] Yes, people are really that stupid. Sorry, but the fox nation comments are probably from real people.