Obama wants to bust your balls, and heads for renewing the assault weapons ban - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;37131417]Wrong thread?[/QUOTE] pretty sure its a joke about the people saying "why would you want a nice gun, all gun owners shoot people and cause mass murders"

[QUOTE=RichyZ;37131395]why would you even want a good computer i mean everyone with a computer just hacks credit card companies or ddoses government ran websites[/QUOTE] why would anyone need a geiger counter are they making nukes they're probably making nukes we should outlaw them

[QUOTE=Kopimi;37131366]haha lol! :-) no you didn't start anything you just made yourself look like a moron while some people went about their business[/QUOTE] I can't tell if you're joking or being serious. Really though, why are you so hostile towards everyone? As far as I can see nobody initiated it against you, so there's really no call for it.

[QUOTE=Kopimi;37131432]pretty sure its a joke about the people saying "why would you want a nice gun, all gun owners shoot people and cause mass murders"[/QUOTE] Okay, that makes more sense.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;37131444]why would anyone want condoms i mean if they had a bunch they would obviously just rape a bunch of women[/QUOTE] why would anyone need internet they're just going to use it to watch cp and illegally download media

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;37131449]I can't tell if you're joking or being serious. Really though, why are you so hostile towards everyone? As far as I can see nobody initiated it against you, so there's really no call for it.[/QUOTE] Rabies?

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;37131449]I can't tell if you're joking or being serious. Really though, why are you so hostile towards everyone? As far as I can see nobody initiated it against you, so there's really no call for it.[/QUOTE] >ad hominem >coy smileys CRITICAL MAD ACHIEVED

You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed. [sp]I have a feeling this won't work[/sp]

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;37131507]You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed. [sp]I have a feeling this won't work[/sp][/QUOTE] Probably not, but it was worth a [i]shot[/i].

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;37131507]You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed. [sp]I have a feeling this won't work[/sp][/QUOTE] You're wrong none of those are good reasons for owning guns.

[QUOTE=King Tiger;37131534]You're wrong none of those are good reasons for owning guns.[/QUOTE] As long as we're not on the same Page here, Jimmy.

[QUOTE=Neat!;37131475]>ad hominem >coy smileys CRITICAL MAD ACHIEVED[/QUOTE] Victory for the human race [img]http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/genimg/flaggen/Zimbabwe-240-animated-flag-gifs.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37131565]Victory for the human race [img]http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/genimg/flaggen/Zimbabwe-240-animated-flag-gifs.gif[/img][/QUOTE] RIP in pease rhodesia, macaron and chease *slots floppies*

[QUOTE=Neat!;37131613]RIP in pease rhodesia, macaron and chease *slots floppies*[/QUOTE] i cry erry tiem ;(

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37131624]i cry erry tiem ;([/QUOTE] damn you to hell, mugabe damn you to hell ;~;

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;37131507]You guys are all arguing over something that would not matter, as soon as gun control is brought up on fox news, somebody is going to post what they saw/heard on here and a new gun control shitstorm will arise. How is this for an ultimatum? All of your opinions (including mine) are wrong and moronic and should be disregarded. Those who do have firearms, please enjoy the hunting and shooting at the range, while all of you who don't and are scared by the thought of your neighbor wanting to have some fun (does not involve murder geez) with things that go bang, just have fun pissing yourself in bed. [sp]I have a feeling this won't work[/sp][/QUOTE] I think I'll post this every time a gun control thread shows up.

Five bucks says that this will devolve into a humorous thread, and then whats-his-face will come back and start the political stuff all over. [sp]If you could call it that with the way he discusses.[/sp]

[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=280652&dateline=1335661309[/img] what does this even mean anyway is it a metaphor for something 3deep5me

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;37131664]Five bucks says that this will devolve into a humorous thread, and then whats-his-face will come back and start the political stuff all over. [sp]If you could call it that with the way he discusses.[/sp][/QUOTE] Yes, damn that political Mugabe. Hopefully he doesn't return [img]http://geoconger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/robert-mugabe-2.jpg?w=430&h=313[/img]

If you'll notice, many of my posts in this thread had attempted humor. For example, I called Broseph "Broseph Stalinya", sloppily calling him a female Ioseph Stalin. If you look above, you'll see a Jimmy Page pun.

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37131696]Yes, damn that political Mugabe. Hopefully he doesn't return [img]http://geoconger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/robert-mugabe-2.jpg?w=430&h=313[/img][/QUOTE] who's that guy who wears the cowboy hat bush gave to him? he was the president of like nigeria or something

[QUOTE=Neat!;37131690][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=280652&dateline=1335661309[/img] what does this even mean anyway is it a metaphor for something 3deep5me[/QUOTE] It's the metaphor for putting a potato in the microwave for an hour. :v:

[QUOTE=Neat!;37131719]who's that guy who wears the cowboy hat bush gave to him? he was the president of like nigeria or something[/QUOTE] I think it was this guy [img]http://actforamerica.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/sudanese_president_omar_al-bashir.jpg[/img]

that's a certifiable man's man i would share a beer with him

This thread died pretty terribly. Speaking of which, how would a general Sensational Headlines Chat Thread sound? Most sections have their own and it would probably prevent people from substituting dying threads (i.e this one) as a chat thread.

The point was to dissolve the arguments, and now it chilled down, it will be abandoned to the annals of FP archives, where nary a lost soul will disturb it. Betcha same will happen to the next gun control thread.

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;37126907]Holy shit it is very very simple. I would rather have nothing, because I have no exceptional training with a bow and arrow, he's probably better at it than me, and all I'd do if I had to try and stop him, is drop the bow and arrow and try and run at him, because wielding a bow and arrow is actually fucking impractical if you're using one that actually have the force to kill someone what are you even arguing at this point I honestly don't understand what you're trying to prove with these scenarios[/QUOTE] You're dumb, Bows are not impractical, you've probably never even shot one, drawing it back takes half a second, and you're usually 40-50 yards from your target. People hunt with bows all the time, no one would if they were "impractical".

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;37132207]You're dumb, Bows are not impractical, you've probably never even shot one, drawing it back takes half a second, and you're usually 40-50 yards from your target. People hunt with bows all the time, no one would if they were "impractical".[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Carnage2323;37131696]Yes, damn that political Mugabe. Hopefully he doesn't return [img]http://geoconger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/robert-mugabe-2.jpg?w=430&h=313[/img][/QUOTE]