Newt Gingrich: Schools Should Be Forced To Teach That We Are A Christian Nation
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[QUOTE=Contag;29284309]Force them to worship science and they should come to that conclusion on their own.[/QUOTE]
how do you fucking worship skepticism
did an interplanar deity swoop in and delete oxymorons while i was asleep
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;29284120]I bet Newt was one of those kids that lurk in the school libraries every day at lunch.[/QUOTE]
that would imply he actually read books
[QUOTE=Lazor;29284809]that would imply he actually read books[/QUOTE]
I think he's more the kind who would hide in the corner and torture the books with water boarding so they'd give up their secrets.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;29284893]I think he's more the kind who would hide in the corner and torture the books with water boarding so they'd give up their secrets.[/QUOTE]
it's not torture so the librarian was okay with it
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;29284319]GOD FUCKING HELL
ITS STUPID TO SUPPORT A CANDIDATE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY SEEM GENUINELY CONCERNED BECAUSE ALL THAT MEANS IS THEY'RE GOOD AT EXPRESSING CONCERN
it doesn't make them actually honest or smart people HOW HARD IS THIS TO UNDERSTAND
DO I HAVE TO CLIMB INSIDE OF YOUR HEAD AND SUPPLEMENT YOUR FUCKING BRAIN JESUS CHRIST[/QUOTE]
I'd say it's a step in the right direction since everybody else in both parties just seems to think that it's best to ignore the problem.
[QUOTE=Ridge;29285013]I'd say it's a step in the right direction since everybody else in both parties just seems to think that it's best to ignore the problem.[/QUOTE]
do i have to fucking highlight and define every single fucking word in every single fucking sentence i write for you to get what i'm fucking saying
[quote]"ITS [U]STUPID[/U] TO [U]SUPPORT A CANDIDATE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY [B]SEEM[/B] GENUINELY CONCERNED[/U] [U]BECAUSE[/U] ALL THAT MEANS IS [U]THEY'RE GOOD AT EXPRESSING CONCERN[/U](meaning they could have identical sentiments to other politicians, but they're good actors)
it [B]doesn't[/B] make them actually honest or smart people(meaning someone who is adept at expressing concern could either be genuine and incompetent or disingenuous)"[/quote]
Is that good enough? Do I have to reference the words in an Oxford Dictionary? Perhaps rewrite it a few times with a variety of phrases and dialects?
Something he said about "taking from the overly-happy and giving to the underly-happy".
It's funny, because in reality, Obama wants distribution of money, not happiness.
money =/= happiness
That is, unless you have a fucking heart of stone like most Republicans, where money is your only option.
Money can very easily buy happiness
[QUOTE=Ridge;29285894]Money can very easily buy happiness[/QUOTE]
What if you have PTSD ? Money cant buy happiness then :colbert:
[QUOTE=Nikota;29286230]What if you have PTSD ? Money cant buy happiness then :colbert:[/QUOTE]
It can buy drugs to make the pain go away.
[QUOTE=Ridge;29286286]It can buy drugs to make the pain go away.[/QUOTE]
You have no understanding of psychological conditions do you?
[QUOTE=Ridge;29286286]It can buy drugs to make the pain go away.[/QUOTE]
Is that happiness or the illusion of happiness
woops sorry something that isn't a black or white truth another thing you dont think exists
I agree with this guy. Our kids need to be taught how much Christianity fucked this country up.
[QUOTE=Combine_dumb;29286333]I agree with this guy. Our kids need to be taught how much Christianity fucked this country up.[/QUOTE]
"Thou Shall Not Kill"
900 billion dollar defence budget
Isn't one of the things that made this country so great is freedom of religion?
[QUOTE=Nikota;29286361]"Thou Shall Not Kill"
900 billion dollar defence budget[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/w67JK.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Nikota;29286361]"Thou Shall Not Kill"
700 billion dollar defense budget...[/QUOTE]
I don't think religion ever really had a problem with killing people. As long as those people didn't believe in the same imaginary man in the sky as the others did.
Or just because it's fun!
[QUOTE=Ridge;29286393][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/w67JK.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I'm aware of that thing man. Use it in arguments a lot. Never said anything about satan either.
Protip: Our founding fathers were adeist.
Christianity really should be taught in schools. But every bit of it, not just the softy goody-goo parts. Then maybe we'll start seeing an entire generation of people who think rationally, and the ones who don't really didn't have a chance in the first place.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;29284354]how do you fucking worship skepticism
did an interplanar deity swoop in and delete oxymorons while i was asleep[/QUOTE]
Science isn't skepticism, so pretty easily you dickhead.
The only reason "our Creator" was mentioned was to give a sense of authority besides a king behind the document.
In language arts, devote an entire unit to reading the bible in class. You know, so people will have actually read the damn thing.
Our Creator could be nature.
My creator is my mom.
Because my dad blew a load in her.
anyone who is christian and thinks this is a christian nation is either horribly mislead or a dumbshit.
capitalism embodies none of Christianity, in fact it opposes it in every aspect.
Is this guy... mentally retarded?
[QUOTE=yuki;29286669]Protip: Our founding fathers were adeist.[/QUOTE]
Actually, they were deists, which was the closest thing to Atheism that was still socially acceptable at the time.
We should do what Uzbekistan does and drag them away in their sleep for being religious.
It's all the baby boomers who want the country to go back to when it was great. Back when everything was handed to them and fuck everyone else.
Not to mention that back in those times. Everyone was taught that secularism was a path to COMMUNISM OOOOOOOO EVIL SCARY
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