• A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives
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[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits. Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE] Lighten up. We're all friends hear.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits. Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE] I bet you didn't [I]see [/I]those jokes coming! [editline]12th January 2012[/editline] Er, wait.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits. Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE] Nobody's going to stop making jokes just because your oh so precious feelings can't take it.
These puns are going to be the deaf of me!
I really wish the reporter said "help couples get intimate". "Help families get intimate" just sounds wrong.
These jokes are funny, you should all participate in the Def Comedy Jam
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits. Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE] do you hear how dumb you sound right now.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits. Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE] No they are funny, you are just offended by them. There is a difference between something being offensive to someone and not being funny.
I'm sickened, yet curious. I'm sickened, yet curious.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits. Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE] You're getting offended as if they are making fun of you directly, which is going to lead them to make fun of you directly. Did you catch that or do you need me to repeat it
[QUOTE=Sharq;34170622]it's for the hard of hearing.[/QUOTE] What? Speak up. [editline]11th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Tigster;34172271]You're getting offended as if they are making fun of you directly, which is going to lead them to make fun of you directly. Did you catch that or do you need me to repeat it[/QUOTE] Who are you talking to? What did he say?
what about the men at home who have husbands over sea?
I want one
Sounds most appropriate for sea men.
I don't think the government would allow this unless they get bribed with dildos. Also I feel bad for laughing slighly those deaf jokes.
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;34172269]I'm sickened, yet curious. I'm sickened, yet curious.[/QUOTE] I find it heartwarming.
...teledildonics...
Oh, this changes everything. In the past military wives would fuck Jody and pretend it was their husband.
This is interesting. Though there could be complications like of course signal delay, or the embarrasing thought of channels being crossed and the soldier who thinks he's cybering with his wife instead discovers that the user on the other end is, in fact, another woman. That'd be embarassing, no doubt. Also, combine this tech with something online like ChatRoulette, and things could get SERIOUSLY creepy.
"teledildonics, the science of remote-controlled sex" Wow I did not know this was a thing. The more you know.
Hurry now and give your wife a Dragon Dildo
as soon as I saw the dragon dildo I came and started rrerring
so what if the person on the other end just bites down really really hard
[QUOTE=n0cturni;34174004]so what if the person on the other end just bites down really really hard[/QUOTE] Cyber dick greifing.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;34170881]I am bilaterally hearing-impaired you shits. Don't make hard-of-hearing/deaf jokes. They're not funny.[/QUOTE] I am hearing-impaired as well. Probably a lot closer to deaf than you. And I find this thread [b]HILARIOUS![/b] I mean, three thousand dildos!
[QUOTE=ironman17;34173926] Also, combine this tech with something online like ChatRoulette, and things could get SERIOUSLY creepy.[/QUOTE] online gloryhole! oh in what an age we live!
[QUOTE=n0cturni;34174004]so what if the person on the other end just bites down really really hard[/QUOTE] Or the system just malfunctions.
Anyone else read the title with the "100 bottles of beer on the wall" jingle?
[QUOTE=Moose;34171099]I want to be a teledildonic operator for the U.S Army.[/QUOTE] Are you sure? "Ehy Operator, my teledildothing doesn't work anymore could you have a look at it?" "Did you clean it at least once in the six months you had it?" "Erm.. nope? Did I have to?" See how this can end up bad?
[QUOTE=Tigster;34172271]Did you catch that or do you need me to repeat it[/QUOTE] THAT was offensive. I think. Actually, I'm not sure. You see I'm bilaterally hearing-impaired, we don't get jokes.
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