4chan begins preparations for December 21 trolling operations - Polidicks

I've still got 49 minutes before it hits me what should I do

[QUOTE=nessman;38918559]I've still got 49 minutes before it hits me what should I do[/QUOTE] jump in the pacific ocean try to outswim it

[QUOTE=nessman;38918559]I've still got 49 minutes before it hits me what should I do[/QUOTE] Hit it first.

Hour 2: I have let my cat outside in the rain.

Hour 8: Still alive, nothing extraordinary going on as of ye-

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;38918469]Maybe he means that one time when one of the mods got hacked because of a keylogger or some such and a lot of people got banned and things were crazy for a few hours then everything got to go back to normal. Either that or the one where people using some plugin that changed some stuff up had their session hijacked by one of the people who created the plugin.[/QUOTE] I remember the terenteller hijacking, the guy doing it claimed to be doug (of "dougpunch" fame) but a few people contacted doug and he denied it either way it was handled fast enough and I had fun unbanning a ton of people. 4chan sure put US out to pasture!! every time someone claims they've got insiders and they're going to ruin us and they'll hack us forever, they launch a tiny ddos spike and nothing more than a few hours of posting about video games are lost, oh noo

In all seriousness, how would you react if it turned out to be true? I'd shit my pants, get a new pair of pants and shit in them too.

[QUOTE=Map in a box;38918663]In all seriousness, how would you react if it turned out to be true? I'd shit my pants, get a new pair of pants and shit in them too.[/QUOTE] would you still have pants if the world ended or a butt for that matter

[QUOTE=Map in a box;38918663]In all seriousness, how would you react if it turned out to be true? I'd shit my pants, get a new pair of pants and shit in them too.[/QUOTE] It would have been sad until everyone who had the ability to feel sad was dead. Then there would be nothing.

[QUOTE=NoobSauce;38917424][IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/4kw5er.png[/IMG] -NO FUN ALLOWED-[/QUOTE] There's always bound to be people like this when mass prank related events are made public.

[QUOTE=daijitsu;38918669]would you still have pants if the world ended or a butt for that matter[/QUOTE] i've always found the butt to be an annoyance

[QUOTE=daijitsu;38918669]would you still have pants if the world ended or a butt for that matter[/QUOTE] Talking about last minute proof

[QUOTE=Program Files;38918650]Hour 8: Still alive, nothing extraordinary going on as of ye-[/QUOTE] Update: You forgot the 't'.

guys, i have a hell of a plugged nose and my eyes are watering like shit it's not allergies, those tend to dry my eyes out i think i'm patient zero

Well, I've got an extra bottle of Jeggar (been polishing off the last one, but not PUI at the moment) and each of my pipes and bongs loaded. I figure if the sky goes white or the earth starts shaking at the prescribed time (which I believe none of), it would be a good time to start smoking and chugging up on my roof..

Wishing you a merry christmas! [t]http://i.imgur.com/NN1Rm.jpg[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/bAaKK.jpg[/t] [sp] I took these on the 4th of July, and edited the EXIF to say the photo was taken at 5 PM on December 20th. 0% photoshop required[/sp] :v: Haven't gotten to editing these yet, they look a little too bright and obvious to be UFOs so I just kept them on my drive. [t]http://i.imgur.com/TZyZP.jpg[/t]

With that kind of quality it looks like you just took an unfocused photo of a streetlight.

[QUOTE=BMCHa;38919255]With that kind of quality it looks like you just took an unfocused photo of a streetlight.[/QUOTE] I was using my iPhone, it adjusts like crap to sudden brightness from pitch darkness. It'd be more weird if it was perfectly in focus, like I was using a tripod. Here's the email I sent to a local news site. [quote] Hi, i live near Nassau Bay outside of houston and about an hour ago, me and my brother saw some lights outside At first we thought it was headlights, but they kept going on for just few seconds once every few minutes They were really bright and neither of them were moving so I dont think they were an airplane, and it was too high in the air to be a ship (i live right on the coast) Sry for blurriness, my phone adjusts to light really slowly, and the lights were only showing up for 5 seconds at a time so I had to move the camera kinda fast to capture them They stopped about half an hour ago, but i heard online that people saw this stuff a few hours ago in carolina [/quote] I was visiting family in Houston on the 4th, they have a much better fireworks show than up in Denver.

[QUOTE=Soldier32;38911426]Just saw this [img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155874_4497921084495_1307633943_n.jpg[/img] REALLY? Looks horrible[/QUOTE] Isn't there actually some weird phenomena that can create spirals in the sky, I remember a couple of years ago there was supposedly this giant spiral over Moscow and the only real explanation I saw was that it was a failed rocket launch or something.

[QUOTE=markg06;38919344]Isn't there actually some weird phenomena that can create spirals in the sky, I remember a couple of years ago there was supposedly this giant spiral over Moscow and the only real explanation I saw was that it was a failed rocket launch or something.[/QUOTE]There have actually been a few like that over the years. And yeah, its from rockets that fuck up during flight and go in to spirals.

1 hour to go before doomsday.

People who so iron-willingly belived that the world would seriously end, should feel like such and utter idiots.

So, who here'll be wanking when the time comes?

[QUOTE=FreakyMe;38919177]Well, I've got an extra bottle of Jeggar (been polishing off the last one, but not PUI at the moment) and each of my pipes and bongs loaded. I figure if the sky goes white or the earth starts shaking at the prescribed time ([B]which I believe none of[/B]), it would be a good time to start smoking and chugging up on my roof..[/QUOTE] Your post says otherwise.

When is the 'end' supposed to happen?

[QUOTE=maqzek;38919584]Your post says otherwise.[/QUOTE] Why not party on the possibility? I have friends who will be legitimately afraid for the next hour, and I've sometimes fancied seeing the end of the world so it's more of a lark for me. The notion that something [I]might[/I] happen is worth the intoxication, philosophical thinking, and music that will undoubtedly make up a pretty enjoyable night.

[QUOTE=FreakyMe;38919576]So, who here'll be wanking when the time comes?[/QUOTE] already happened [QUOTE=daijitsu;38919053][QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38919030]I was masterbating to hentai what did I miss[/QUOTE] quote of the new era[/QUOTE] plus we're all dead

[QUOTE=markg06;38919344]Isn't there actually some weird phenomena that can create spirals in the sky, I remember a couple of years ago there was supposedly this giant spiral over Moscow and the only real explanation I saw was that it was a failed rocket launch or something.[/QUOTE] There are/were rumors about an American Military device called H.A.R.P.. It's can cause earth-quakes and such, but after use, it spews out these spiral phenomenas out into the world. I think it could have caused that Haiti incident? But I think that's just my Tinfoil-Hat talking.

Why are you guys using 4chan as a collective term? 4chan did not do this, a few people who use the site did this. No wonder 4chan gets a 'bad' name

[QUOTE=GlebGuy;38919716]There are/were rumors about an American Military device called H.A.R.P.. It's can cause earth-quakes and such, but after use, it spews out these spiral phenomenas out into the world. I think it could have caused that Haiti incident? But I think that's just my Tinfoil-Hat talking.[/QUOTE] I don't see how anyone could think that HAARP could magically create earthquakes when they study the ionosphere but whatever.