Kim Jong-il diagnosed with cancer - Polidicks

He's launching nukes so he can end his life/reign with a bang. (no pun intended)

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;16011245]Well, talk about fucking karma being a bitch, isn't Pancreatic Cancer the most deadly cancer out there?[/QUOTE] What about Brain Cancer?

[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16011183]You're a very horrible horrible person.[/QUOTE] Hooray, let's stick up for an opressive tyrant who dreams of one day taking over the world.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, best news I have heard in a while. [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/25recmd.png[/IMG]

We should all email him get well cards. :downs: [email]korea@korea-dpr.com[/email] Or just sign their country up to a whole lot of bestiality. :buddy:

Come on dog, go out with a bang [img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7751/ready2die.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Euphorium;16012309]Hooray, let's stick up for an opressive tyrant who dreams of one day taking over the world.[/QUOTE] [img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/kim-jong-il-in-team-america.jpg[/img] You're too young to understand love.

[QUOTE=VladimirPutin;16009034][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Vladimir_Putin_with_Kim_Jong-Il-2.jpg[/img] "This guy's getting on my nerves...."[/QUOTE] That's when putin gave him polonium.

Y'know, this guy's pretty much an old tiger sensing it's end. And like one of those, he won't go out without a bloody fight. So he'll likely do something either very destructive, or very stupid, or both, in his death throes.

[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16012562] You're too young to understand love.[/QUOTE] Don't you mean "rove"?

Fuck yea :911:

[QUOTE=Frank_West;16012427]Come on dog, go out with a bang [img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7751/ready2die.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Oh god I fucking loved that movie

Oh god no! Great leaderrrrrrr!

[QUOTE=Kondor;16007106]Kim Jong-Il more like Kim Jong-ILL amirite[/QUOTE] You stole that from me! Yes, you are right =(.

[QUOTE=TAU!;16012132]What about Brain Cancer?[/QUOTE] My cousin actually has brain cancer. She's recovering quite well from it. But Kim is old. He won't survive pancreas cancer.

The average life span for pancreatic cancer is less than six months after diagnosis for those wondering, it also probably took some months before they actually decided to reveal his state to the rest of the world, so just a couple more months.

[B]YES!!!1!11one!!11!!!1!!one!!!11!!eleven!![/B] [img]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8409/ddd2.gif[/img] [editline]01:12PM[/editline] Oh and also: [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/18gho0.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Frank_West;16012427]Come on dog, go out with a bang [img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7751/ready2die.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] now i know why you still have gold member

[QUOTE=Vash_023;16006781] Must've been all that radiation from playing with nukes. :D[/QUOTE] Yeah, I lol'd. He's all like "We've got nukes >:D" and then he gets diagnosed with cancer... I say it's karma.

I wonder who's receiving his gigantic movie collection.

And before he dies he will push the red button and then...goodbye [insert target here] [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downs.gif[/img]

Look, they're just pulling this shit so they can reinforce the propaganda of him being invincible etc. I mean the man supposedly got 18 hole-in-ones on his first golf game? He's the world's best swimmer? They're just gonna say he survived the cancer that never existed and this is another proof that the capitalist pigs of America don't stand a chance against the military might of NK etc etc

Don;t worry, he won't die. When this body dies, he'll fly off in his rocketship and hunt for a new one.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Karma.

[QUOTE=Generic Monk;16017942]Don;t worry, he won't die. When this body dies, he'll fly off in his rocketship and hunt for a new one.[/QUOTE] I wonder if he'll be the 'Permanent Chairman of NK' just like his dad was the 'Permanent President of NK'.

[QUOTE=-Jesus-;16012030]He's launching nukes so he can end his life/reign with a bang. (no pun intended)[/QUOTE] North Korea won't implode when he dies, it's been announced his son will succeed him.

Shut the fuck up it's not karma. He lives in a fucking shitty country, with the worst health care in existence, he's at the age of a fucking grandpa, and he's playing with nukes. Of course the fucker is gonna catch cancer.

[QUOTE=HubmaN V2;16017960]North Korea won't implode when he dies, it's been announced his son will succeed him.[/QUOTE] No, read the OP. [editline]12:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LooperNor;16017974]Shut the fuck up it's not karma. He lives in a fucking shitty country, with the worst health care in existence, he's at the age of a fucking grandpa, and he's playing with nukes. Of course the fucker is gonna catch cancer.[/QUOTE] FUCK! fucvkity fuck fuck its not karma fuck fuck becuase hes grampa fuck

[QUOTE=billeh!;16017990] FUCK! fucvkity fuck fuck its not karma fuck fuck becuase hes grampa fuck[/QUOTE] GG making a counter-argument :rolleye:

[QUOTE=LooperNor;16018000]GG making a counter-argument :rolleye:[/QUOTE] What's there to counter? You just said it wasn't karma then you proceeded to say NK had shit health care with a lot of 'fuck's squeezed in.