• 'Romney is ineligible to be on the November ballot unless there is proof he is not a unicorn'
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[QUOTE=Pennywise;36139159]Unicorns are of Greek origin, and since they are immortal beings with a static population it could be safely assumed that no Unicorn has ever been born in the U.S.[/QUOTE] Actually in Greek mythology immortals breed quite a lot. But that doesn't matter because they weren't mythological creatures, the Greeks genuinely believed they existed, and they thought they came from India.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36140028]Actually in Greek mythology immortals breed quite a lot. But that doesn't matter because they weren't mythological creatures, the Greeks genuinely believed they existed, and they thought they came from India.[/QUOTE] Huh, I would have guessed they would be Mormon considering the claims made in the article :v:
As funny as this is... it's kind of dumb since DNA tests... you know exist...
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;36140043]Huh, I would have guessed they would be Mormon considering the claims made in the article :v:[/QUOTE] Well Mormons came from the United States, which we [i]thought[/i] was India.
[QUOTE=Master Kief-117;36140056]As funny as this is... it's kind of dumb since DNA tests... you know exist...[/QUOTE] Is magic part of DNA?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;36140063]Is magic part of DNA?[/QUOTE] I speak from experience: it is not.
[QUOTE=Master Kief-117;36140056]As funny as this is... it's kind of dumb since DNA tests... you know exist...[/QUOTE] You can't do any DNA tests! We have no other unicorns to use to compare the two DNA sequences dummy! It might match a humans DNA, but unicorns are devious and we need two samples just in case.
does this mean he'll be campaigning for the brony vote soon?
[quote=ExplodingGuy]I don't see anything in the constitution that says unicorns can't run. Checkmate, unicornists![/quote] Unicorns can't register for citizenship, duh
You know, I think Trump is trying to tell us something here; that he may have found the secret behind the US government. That they are actually not reptiles, but unicorns! He is using that as a method to get Obama out of the white house.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36139138]I like where they're going with this, but I do just have one question: where exactly does it say the president can't be a unicorn?[/QUOTE] A unicorn cannot be a citizen. Only a citizen can be a president.
[QUOTE=wraithcat;36141940]A unicorn cannot be a citizen. Only a citizen can be a president.[/QUOTE] Why can a unicorn not be a citizen?
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36146341]Why can a unicorn not be a citizen?[/QUOTE] Unicorns are not native to North America as they can only breed in places of intense magical influence. (eg: Kenya) Therefore Mitt Romney can not possibly be a US born citizen.
I got a picture of Mitt Romneys parents meeting each other! [IMG]http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-donkey-fake-unicorn.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/last_of_the_unicorns.jpg[/IMG]
well post it then
[QUOTE=Protocol7;36138496]finally somebody makes a big stink about birthers[/QUOTE] As soon as I read "big stink" I farted.
Obama is a reptile guys and romney is a unicorn i knew it all along!!!!
[QUOTE=Zanfall;36146404]Unicorns are not native to North America as they can only breed in places of intense magical influence. (eg: Kenya) Therefore Mitt Romney can not possibly be a US born citizen.[/QUOTE] Never heard that one before. Where's that story originate from?
[QUOTE=Sir M;36146952]well post it then[/QUOTE] Put in another source for the image, first went down for some reason.
There's no way a mormon like Romney could be a human being.
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