Obama praises homosexual relationships, conservatives get their panties in a twist - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Glenn Beck;20807297]Exactly. This is the first step to the death of America. At first the liberal sheep will cry out that these people are oppressed and that they need to be freed. And of course they will get their way. The homosexuals will be treated like people and given the same rights as everyone else. But then they'll have to be treated the same way. There will be a gay couple on every television show, even ones for children, because there are straight ones and it's only fair for them to be equal, right? And then once the liberals invade more and sex becomes commonplace in television, sodomy will also become commonplace, forcing our children to watch gay sex. Then they will invade the churches and priests will be gay. And now the perfectly innocent priests are child-raping madmen. But it just wouldn't be fair to exclude them, right? And the schools will start teaching gay sex in sex ed, because you must give everyone the same education. Then as younger and younger people become sexually active (I wonder why?) they will lower the age requirements and emphasize it more and more, until public education is nothing but a nineteen-year-long gay orgy designed to damn the souls of our children. This is no threat. It is not a prediction. It is happening now, ladies and gentlemen, and you are watching it.[/QUOTE] OMG teach me your ways master.

[QUOTE=Glenn Beck;20807297]Exactly. This is the first step to the death of America. At first the liberal sheep will cry out that these people are oppressed and that they need to be freed. And of course they will get their way. The homosexuals will be treated like people and given the same rights as everyone else. But then they'll have to be treated the same way. There will be a gay couple on every television show, even ones for children, because there are straight ones and it's only fair for them to be equal, right? And then once the liberals invade more and sex becomes commonplace in television, sodomy will also become commonplace, forcing our children to watch gay sex. Then they will invade the churches and priests will be gay. And now the perfectly innocent priests are child-raping madmen. But it just wouldn't be fair to exclude them, right? And the schools will start teaching gay sex in sex ed, because you must give everyone the same education. Then as younger and younger people become sexually active (I wonder why?) they will lower the age requirements and emphasize it more and more, until public education is nothing but a nineteen-year-long gay orgy designed to damn the souls of our children. This is no threat. It is not a prediction. It is happening now, ladies and gentlemen, and you are watching it.[/QUOTE] I like this gimmick account.

[QUOTE=Glenn Beck;20807297]Exactly. This is the first step to the death of America. At first the liberal sheep will cry out that these people are oppressed and that they need to be freed. And of course they will get their way. The homosexuals will be treated like people and given the same rights as everyone else. But then they'll have to be treated the same way. There will be a gay couple on every television show, even ones for children, because there are straight ones and it's only fair for them to be equal, right? And then once the liberals invade more and sex becomes commonplace in television, sodomy will also become commonplace, forcing our children to watch gay sex. Then they will invade the churches and priests will be gay. And now the perfectly innocent priests are child-raping madmen. But it just wouldn't be fair to exclude them, right? And the schools will start teaching gay sex in sex ed, because you must give everyone the same education. Then as younger and younger people become sexually active (I wonder why?) they will lower the age requirements and emphasize it more and more, until public education is nothing but a nineteen-year-long gay orgy designed to damn the souls of our children. This is no threat. It is not a prediction. It is happening now, ladies and gentlemen, and you are watching it.[/QUOTE] Show us on a blackboard.

[QUOTE=Glenn Beck;20807297]Exactly. This is the first step to the death of America. At first the liberal sheep will cry out that these people are oppressed and that they need to be freed. And of course they will get their way. The homosexuals will be treated like people and given the same rights as everyone else. But then they'll have to be treated the same way. There will be a gay couple on every television show, even ones for children, because there are straight ones and it's only fair for them to be equal, right? And then once the liberals invade more and sex becomes commonplace in television, sodomy will also become commonplace, forcing our children to watch gay sex. Then they will invade the churches and priests will be gay. And now the perfectly innocent priests are child-raping madmen. But it just wouldn't be fair to exclude them, right? And the schools will start teaching gay sex in sex ed, because you must give everyone the same education. Then as younger and younger people become sexually active (I wonder why?) they will lower the age requirements and emphasize it more and more, until public education is nothing but a nineteen-year-long gay orgy designed to damn the souls of our children. This is no threat. It is not a prediction. It is happening now, ladies and gentlemen, and you are watching it.[/QUOTE] This guy is telling the truth.

Here's how I see it: If you're an American Citizen, you get the exact same rights as the one living next door to you, and if anyone wants to say differently, they can fuck off out of America

[QUOTE=Glenn Beck;20807297]Exactly. This is the first step to the death of America. At first the liberal sheep will cry out that these people are oppressed and that they need to be freed. And of course they will get their way. The homosexuals will be treated like people and given the same rights as everyone else. But then they'll have to be treated the same way. There will be a gay couple on every television show, even ones for children, because there are straight ones and it's only fair for them to be equal, right? And then once the liberals invade more and sex becomes commonplace in television, sodomy will also become commonplace, forcing our children to watch gay sex. Then they will invade the churches and priests will be gay. And now the perfectly innocent priests are child-raping madmen. But it just wouldn't be fair to exclude them, right? And the schools will start teaching gay sex in sex ed, because you must give everyone the same education. Then as younger and younger people become sexually active (I wonder why?) they will lower the age requirements and emphasize it more and more, until public education is nothing but a nineteen-year-long gay orgy designed to damn the souls of our children. This is no threat. It is not a prediction. It is happening now, ladies and gentlemen, and you are watching it.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/stills/BehindTheScenesGlennBeck.flv.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20808640]Show us on a blackboard.[/QUOTE] Certainly. [img]http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr249/ASmellyOgre/GlennBeckBlackboard.jpg[/img]

Glenn Beck, you sound too much like Alex Jones. You need to be more folksy and populist.

[QUOTE=TH89;20819285]Glenn Beck, you sound too much like Alex Jones. You need to be more folksy and populist.[/QUOTE] I am sorry, my lord. I will do better in the future.

[QUOTE=Glenn Beck;20819250]Certainly. [img]http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr249/ASmellyOgre/GlennBeckBlackboard.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] why is socialism, van jones and ACORN not on there?

go obama

I think that homosexuals flaunt their sexuality too much. Who cares if you like men?

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;20825858]I think that homosexuals flaunt their sexuality too much. Who cares if you like men?[/QUOTE] What do you mean?

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;20825858]I think that homosexuals flaunt their sexuality too much. Who cares if you like men?[/QUOTE] i think pesky negroes flaunt their colour too much i see a black guy walk down the street and he's all like "Hi" what a douche, i don't need to know he's not white he should keep it a secret [editline]03:23AM[/editline] matter of fact, lets make it illegal to be black [editline]03:23AM[/editline] like it's illegal to be a fucking faggot

[QUOTE=Glenn Beck;20819250]Certainly. [img_thumb]http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr249/ASmellyOgre/GlennBeckBlackboard.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Now show us on a whiteboard in German

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;20825858]I think that homosexuals flaunt their sexuality too much. Who cares if you like men?[/QUOTE] I think more people are assumed to be LGBT than there are people who make it well known that they are just to say they are.

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;20825858]I think that homosexuals flaunt their sexuality too much. Who cares if you like men?[/QUOTE] how about potential other men who like men? good luck getting a date with a guy if no one knows you're gay

[QUOTE=Minorkos;20747211]This is so wrong 1. There is no population crisis in USA 2. Even if there were, gays aren't going to think "oh well we can't get married with other gays, let's go make babies like we are straight". It's the same amount of gay people, same amount of straight people, regardless whether or not those gay folks can be couples[/QUOTE] I know a LOT of people who are straight because their parents force them too. Also: there is.

can't stress this enough.. O.B.A.M.A = One Big Ass Mistake America now about that health plan...

[QUOTE=Trotsky;20825902]i think pesky negroes flaunt their colour too much i see a black guy walk down the street and he's all like "Hi" what a douche, i don't need to know he's not white he should keep it a secret [editline]03:23AM[/editline] matter of fact, lets make it illegal to be black [editline]03:23AM[/editline] like it's illegal to be a fucking faggot[/QUOTE] You're bringing it to an extreme. Black guys cannot help being black, but gays don't have to say to me, "Hi, I'm gay". Seriously, you don't need to say that the first thing you say to a person. My gay friend does that, and every gay that I have met have done that to me.

[QUOTE=Nick Nack;20826118]I know a LOT of people who are straight because their parents force them too. Also: there is.[/QUOTE] They pretend to be straight because their parents make them. They can't just stop being gay if they feel like it. [QUOTE=zombiefreak;20826166]You're bringing it to an extreme. Black guys cannot help being black, but gays don't have to say to me, "Hi, I'm gay". Seriously, you don't need to say that the first thing you say to a person. My gay friend does that, and every gay that I have met have done that to me.[/QUOTE] Possibly because they don't want to admit it a year later and then find out that the guy was a homophobe and ruin their friendship. Also, black people obviously don't need to do that because it's quite apparent that they are black.

[QUOTE=Nick Nack;20826118]I know a LOT of people who are straight because their parents force them too. Also: there is.[/QUOTE] No, they try and suppress who they really are because their parents force them to. Doesn't make them straight.

[QUOTE=l33tkill;20826153]can't stress this enough.. O.B.A.M.A = One Big Ass Mistake America now about that health plan...[/QUOTE] Wait, wait, wait. How is this a mistake?

[QUOTE=Billiam;20826213]Wait, wait, wait. How is this a mistake?[/QUOTE] He's just making a general statement about Obama. Obama is a huge mistake for America. But again, what candidate wasn't?

[QUOTE=l33tkill;20826153]can't stress this enough.. O.B.A.M.A = One Big Ass Mistake America now about that health plan...[/QUOTE] Second time you've posted that in 2 weeks, and it's still not funny. I wonder why...

John McCain! :patriot:

[QUOTE=Billiam;20826213]Wait, wait, wait. How is this a mistake?[/QUOTE] this issue is not a mistake...Obama is the mistake

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20826248]John McCain! :patriot:[/QUOTE] McCain was a twat. He voted for the AW ban in 1994.

[QUOTE=l33tkill;20826258]this issue is not a mistake...Obama is the mistake[/QUOTE] Why is he a mistake?

[QUOTE=l33tkill;20826153]can't stress this enough.. O.B.A.M.A = One Big Ass Mistake America now about that health plan...[/QUOTE] lol, not really [editline]03:44AM[/editline] [QUOTE=l33tkill;20826258]this issue is not a mistake...Obama is the mistake[/QUOTE] you're a mistake