Apple Patents Page Turning - Polidicks

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[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;38459408]Next in: Apple patents breathing. Fills air with toxic gas and sells Apple branded gasmasks. Anyone seen with a non-Apple gasmask will be shot on sight.[/QUOTE] No need, they'll use a toxic "AiR" which is proprietary and patented, only Apple iBreathe masks can filter the gas The masks cost $500 each and when the filter's 5 hour usage life expires, the mask must be disposed of Show your Passbook receipt for $50 off a replacement iBreathe

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;38451643]Isn't the Patent office supposed to be filtering out the shitty generic patents? This could be for ANYTHING. I don't get it...how do they do this shit?[/QUOTE] most likely a lot of money under the table involved

[QUOTE=apurplerock;38450761][t]http://www.psdgraphics.com/file/blank-white-book.jpg[/t] rounded edges white smooth surfaces curling pages MUST BE AN iPHONE, SUESUESUESUESUE[/QUOTE] It doesn't have slide to unlock. It's fine.

[QUOTE=Zephyrs;38461222]It doesn't have slide to unlock. It's fine.[/QUOTE] throw one of these on it and we're set [img]http://i.imgur.com/s4ORd.jpg[/img]

umm, why did you link a ASMR fetish video?

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;38451643]Isn't the Patent office supposed to be filtering out the shitty generic patents? This could be for ANYTHING. I don't get it...how do they do this shit?[/QUOTE] $$$

[QUOTE=laylay;38461317]umm, why did you link a ASMR fetish video?[/QUOTE] because that was the easiest to find showing page turning?

[QUOTE=laylay;38461317]umm, why did you link a ASMR fetish video?[/QUOTE] When since was ASMR a fetish?

I hate apple I really really hate apple

[QUOTE=Kalibos;38464549]I hate apple I really really hate apple[/QUOTE] one does not have to hate apple to see that things like PAGE TURNING and SLIDING TO UNLOCK (have you ever seen one of those locks on doors you can use to block a door from the inside? works just like that) or even A BLACK ROUNDED RECTANGLE when used as the shape for a tablet were either not invented at apple or just plain obvious one does have to blindly love apple though not to see that

I want apple to die hard,like really hard. I want termites to destroy their headquarters and then they get bombed (After working hours.)

Fuck you, Apple.

[QUOTE=DrTaxi;38450694][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMstUlX1gJc[/media] Sue me Apple. I DARE YOU[/QUOTE] That video sexually aroused me for some reason, what the fuck

[QUOTE=Mike42012;38466959]That video sexually aroused me for some reason, what the fuck[/QUOTE] ASMR?

That's OK. Let them have it... Let them have that single EXACT animation THEY made patented :)

That is actually serious. We have to do something.

I remember seeing something like that in a flash game several years ago.

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;38450864]Give them to me if you like. I'm sure I can put a good use to them.[/QUOTE] Frisbee

[QUOTE=Sobek-;38467513]That's OK. Let them have it... Let them have that single EXACT animation THEY made patented :)[/QUOTE] Well, Given that they argued that a tap-to-unlock just is a zero movement slide i don't trust them with even that

This Apple has gone rotten and should be thrown out.