oh no this man who I don't like because of video games is now a director for a company which produces socially acceptable liquid poison to people who don't know any better
the world is ending also call of duty sucks LoL!!
[QUOTE=Nanamil;34729964]What the fuck is going on.[/QUOTE]
End of the fucking world!
Wow, I should ask my brother about what he knows about this, he's a merchandiser for the Coca Cola company :v:
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;34729993]Whelp, on to Pepsi, I suppose.[/QUOTE]
You're all retarded if you refuse to drink coke now. Get over yourselves from Coca-Cola's business standpoint it's a great investment he made Activision millions of dollars in profit in the video game industry. I'll still drink Coke because I like it. I won't stop drinking it or any other coca-cola products just because somebody I don't like is a director there.
thsi has better be a fucking cruel joke i swear
I expected a badage boys thread.
[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;34729993]Whelp, on to Pepsi, I suppose.[/QUOTE]
I've always preferred it to some degree, the taste seemed sweeter to me.
[QUOTE=Soldier32;34730683]You're all retarded if you refuse to drink coke now. Get over yourselves from Coca-Cola's business standpoint it's a great investment he made Activision millions of dollars in profit in the video game industry. I'll still drink Coke because I like it. I won't stop drinking it or any other coca-cola products just because somebody I don't like is a director there.[/QUOTE]
Besides, as far as I know he is only going to be helping with digital marketing campaigns. That isn't going to affect the product. However, it might make more contests available that might give us a chance to win free swag.
So go Bobby Kotick.
You here that?
That's the sound of nothing significant happening.
what the actual fuck is going on here
why
Next thing you know he'll be announcing Coke of Duty: Modern Softdrinks
Well, I guess i'm circulating back to Pepsi once my Coke stockpile's run dry.
Then again, I guess that even a coordinated "boycott" of Coca Cola wouldn't make too much of a dent in Beelzebob's Mount Doshmore, considering he sleeps in a massive bed with many night elf ladies trained to use tacticl0l assault rifles. Also the sheets are woven from the Golden Fleece (legendary pelt of a legendary sheep), and the mattress is stuffed with tons of $100 bills.
In other words, I wonder how effective a coordinated mass boycott of the products would be. Would it make a significant dent, or would it just make it angry and sell Booster codes in special packs of Coca Cola?
He's only a small percentage in a global company, you still have localised coke marketing and breweries
I doubt he's gonna be able to fuck much up, at most it'll be US only
god damnit I just had a coke
I just indirectly supported kotick
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;34730884]Next thing you know he'll be announcing Coke of Duty: Modern Softdrinks[/QUOTE]
That will be 3 years and 20 Call Of Duty games later.
I'd be surprised if Coca Cola didn't sell the milk from Call of Duty because Bobby Kotick is the new director.
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Thank god for Scotland
[QUOTE=Sanius;34730488]drink water like human beings are supposed to[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sanius;34730569]oh no this man who I don't like because of video games is now a director for a company which produces socially acceptable liquid poison to people who don't know any better
the world is ending also call of duty sucks LoL!![/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;0la5DBtOVNI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI[/video]
Don't ruin inka cola kotick pls
[QUOTE=install gentoo;34731067][video=youtube;0la5DBtOVNI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI[/video][/QUOTE]
nobody would like soda if it wasn't forced onto them by advertising execs. people barely even know what's in most soda and what it does to your body.
the fact that you're all getting up in arms over this guy directing management or whatever is fucking ridiculous. you're completing ignoring the fact that coca cola produces and normalizes poison
[QUOTE=Sanius;34731116]nobody would like soda if it wasn't forced onto them by advertising execs. people barely even know what's in most soda and what it does to your body.
the fact that you're all getting up in arms over this guy directing management or whatever is fucking ridiculous. you're completing ignoring the fact that coca cola produces and normalizes poison[/QUOTE]
shut the fuck up, i like cola
No it's fine guys I know a new soda I will forever drink to the last.
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[QUOTE=Sanius;34731116]nobody would like soda if it wasn't forced onto them by advertising execs. people barely even know what's in most soda and what it does to your body.
the fact that you're all getting up in arms over this guy directing management or whatever is fucking ridiculous. you're completing ignoring the fact that coca cola produces and normalizes poison[/QUOTE]
That's an extremely large exaggeration. I get that you don't like soda but that doesn't make it some kind of evil thing trying to kill everyone.
[QUOTE=Sanius;34731116]nobody would like soda if it wasn't forced onto them by advertising execs. people barely even know what's in most soda and what it does to your body.
the fact that you're all getting up in arms over this guy directing management or whatever is fucking ridiculous. you're completing ignoring the fact that coca cola produces and normalizes poison[/QUOTE]
Um soda is sugar water. Humans are naturally wired to like sugar. People would drink the sugar water [I]without[/I] marketing. Marketing just gets the word that the sugar water exists out to more people.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;34730117]Good thing you can't really fuck around with food and drink this much.[/QUOTE]
Actually Bobby Kotick can fuck around with them, he doesn't know nothing about food and drinks. He eats money.
[QUOTE=Sanius;34731116]nobody would like soda if it wasn't forced onto them by advertising execs. people barely even know what's in most soda and what it does to your body.
the fact that you're all getting up in arms over this guy directing management or whatever is fucking ridiculous. you're completing ignoring the fact that coca cola produces and normalizes poison[/QUOTE]
I drink soda occasionally if I'm in the mood, but I certainly don't do it because of that super witty Dr. Pepper commercial I saw on ESPN the other day. People drink soda because they like the taste of it.
That said I agree this outrage over someone who is going to be managing a company is ridiculous. He isn't going to stick his dick in your Coke bottles guys.
This thread is more hilarious than the article. They're freaking out over coke. It's fucking water with sugar added, you can't mess that up. Shut the fuck up already.
Well Pepsi Max tastes good. Idk I will still be drinking coke.
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