[QUOTE=ole johan;17323594]I doubt the newspapers write: To make it stop shitting itself.[/QUOTE]
It's in quotes, meaning it's what the kid said. The Capital, the newspaper that goes to Annapolis, always said sh%t or sh*t if it was in quotes, if not, no clue what they would put.
3 fingers is barely fisting...
[QUOTE=ken18;17323736]3 fingers is barely fisting...[/QUOTE]
9 out of 10 toddlers disagree.
[QUOTE=Saheil;17322826]Wait... Wouldn't a napkin, towel, or something absorbent be BETTER to use?[/QUOTE]
your own mouth would have been the best
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[QUOTE=Dank Dave;17323796]your own mouth would have been the best
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No funny for you.
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[QUOTE=MODS ARE FAGS;17323704]It's in quotes, meaning it's what the kid said. The Capital, the newspaper that goes to Annapolis, always said sh%t or sh*t if it was in quotes, if not, no clue what they would put.[/QUOTE]
Oh, then it's because he said it when facing court, he probably doesn't say "I'll go to the toilet to defecate a bit, I'll be back in a few seconds." in everyday situations.
How do you get 3 fingers into an infants ass?
[QUOTE=Squad;17323891]How do you get 3 fingers into an infants ass?[/QUOTE]
Upset that you can only get 2?
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[QUOTE=ole johan;17323854]
Oh, then it's because he said it when facing court, he probably doesn't say "I'll go to the toilet to defecate a bit, I'll be back in a few seconds." in everyday situations.[/QUOTE]
That's what I thought after I made the post, but still it's funny to me.
shitting crikey
Why didn't he just let it keep pooping until it stopped on it's own?
Uh, you are trying to ask why an illogical man wasn't logical?
Just when you thought you've seen all the excuses possible for murder, out comes another frying pan from around the corner.
What the shit...
Sick fucker.
He must surely be retarded.
Whether he molested the kid or really thought sticking fingers up his ass would stop shit, jail for life if you're that dumb.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;17322432]Why are criminals always ugly?[/QUOTE]
Pretty people are successful.
tbh I don't think it was an excuse, he looks dumb enough to do something like that, he's got some :downs: going on in that pic
OH GOD OH GOD HE'S SHITTING EVERYWHERE WHAT DO I DO OH FU-hmmmmmmmm
IT'S EVERYWHERE WHAT DO I DO CRAM DAT ASS WIT WHATEVER MAN OH GOD
Obviously fucked it
[QUOTE=Mac2468;17325944]Pretty people are successful.[/QUOTE]
Then facepunch is a pit of failures
It sounds like something that would be done on Family Guy...
Seriously, but what the fuck...
I am not being racist, I have seen many cases of teen father fucking their baby one way or another, and most of them are dark skinned colours... what the fuck is wrong with them
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[QUOTE=B1N4RY;17326282]Seriously, but what the fuck...
I am not being racist, I have seen many cases of teen father fucking their baby one way or another, and most of them are dark skinned colours... what the fuck is wrong with them[/QUOTE]
Isn't it odd that most dark skinned people like anal a little too [i]much[/i]?
