Woman Bites Into Calamari, Gets Mouthful of Squid Sperm - Polidicks

Why am I getting hard?

[QUOTE=KirinoKousaka;36355156]Woo, now I can justify my vegetarianism.[/QUOTE] Plants have feelings aswell! murderer! :c

Prometheus :tinfoil:

I'm having Calamari tonight. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/img]

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36355179]enjoy protein deficiency[/QUOTE] Plants and animal products can provide an equal amount of protein as meat products do. (The problem is most people, when they convert to vegetarianism, just eat salad everyday end up getting deficiencies in various vitamins and protein.)

Never eating calamari again...

[QUOTE=Crimptor;36356308]Plants and animal products can provide an equal amount of protein as meat products do. (The problem is most people, when they convert to vegetarianism, just eat salad everyday end up getting deficiencies in various vitamins and protein.)[/QUOTE] alot of vegetarians dont even eat animal products

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36356409]alot of vegetarians dont even eat animal products[/QUOTE] Then those are vegans, not vegetarians. (And it is still possible to get everything you need via plants.)

[QUOTE]A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid[/QUOTE] Was I the only one who thought Prometheus?

[video=youtube;rCg6Mm3APeQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCg6Mm3APeQ[/video]

Expected normal jizz and a laugh got nopenopenope

Oops, sorry guys.

Good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel.

I knew the squid she was eating, it was into that BDSM kinky shit.

[QUOTE=KirinoKousaka;36355156]Woo, now I can justify my vegetarianism.[/QUOTE] Nope, plants are living and talk to each other, you plant murdering bastard!

Good thing I never ate Calamari.

This is why you [B]FUCKING CUT UP YOUR FOOD[/B] before you cook it. Jesus.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36355179]enjoy protein deficiency[/QUOTE] been a vegetarian for 2 years and my protein and iron levels are perfect. fuck you.

Wow. But still, unless this is normal for Calamari (which it isnt), who forgot to remove the squid's "Thing" before it got turned into the Calamari?

[QUOTE=calebc789;36363845]Wow. But still, unless this is normal for Calamari (which it isnt), who forgot to remove the squid's "Thing" before it got turned into the Calamari?[/QUOTE] In Korea they eat both squid and octopus whole.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;36357466]Good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel.[/QUOTE] You have nightmares of Squids finishing in your mouth?

There's porn like this, somewhere.

As nightmarish as this article is, I really do want some squid now. It's been ages since I've had it.

Oh god I had raw squid in Japan last year D:

[QUOTE=IForgotPassword;36365028]Oh god I had raw squid in Japan last year D:[/QUOTE] oh god it's going to jizz in your mouth!

Nevermind

[QUOTE=nox;36355742][I]Sounds absolutely nightmarish.[/I][/QUOTE] Oh god, never going near seafood.

This reminds me of the news story I read about this woman who went scuba diving and then got pregnant, but she was a virgin. The doctor was like, alright but let us at least have a look inside because you could be lying. They did a scan and it showed that she did have a baby in there, but it looked a bit weird. They waited for her to be ready to give birth but it wasn't coming out, so they cut her open and an octopus came out.

What the fuck, just seeing the thread title almost made me vomit. On top of that, I was eating.

[QUOTE=IForgotPassword;36365028]Oh god I had raw squid in Japan last year D:[/QUOTE] Congratulations, you're a father! Well, soon anyway.