Woman Bites Into Calamari, Gets Mouthful of Squid Sperm

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=KirinoKousaka;36355156]Woo, now I can justify my vegetarianism.[/QUOTE]

Yeah because eating a cheeseburger will result in an explosion of cow jizz in your mouth.

[Keegs]

Facepunch, liberal as fuck but don't mention you're a vegatarian.

(Never understood this)

[editline]17th June 2012[/editline]

Also Calamari is delicious.

[Motherfuckers]

I find it kinda fucked up how they were still wriggling after being COOKED ALIVE

[sHiBaN]

Squid isn't that gross.

In a Biology course, I was frying squid. Grossest thing was me forcefully pulling the guts and innards out of the squid from the soft hood. You could hear flesh rip

[MadBomber]

Jesus squid sperm sounds terrifying. I'm sticking to human sperm, smooth and tasty.

[RobbL]

Why does article keep mentioning 'baby squid'? They're just balls full of squid spunk

[Codemaster85]

[QUOTE=jaykray;36366619]This reminds me of the news story I read about this woman who went scuba diving and then got pregnant, but she was a virgin. The doctor was like, alright but let us at least have a look inside because you could be lying. They did a scan and it showed that she did have a baby in there, but it looked a bit weird. They waited for her to be ready to give birth but it wasn't coming out, so they cut her open and an octopus came out.[/QUOTE]

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[MadBomber]

[QUOTE=jaykray;36366619]This reminds me of the news story I read about this woman who went scuba diving and then got pregnant, but she was a virgin. The doctor was like, alright but let us at least have a look inside because you could be lying. They did a scan and it showed that she did have a baby in there, but it looked a bit weird. They waited for her to be ready to give birth but it wasn't coming out, so they cut her open and an octopus came out.[/QUOTE]

Squidshit, wheres the source on this!

[jaykray]

[QUOTE=MadBomber;36382600]Squidshit, wheres the source on this![/QUOTE]
[url]http://smallandbig.blogspot.co.uk/2009/02/us-woman-gives-birth-to-octopus.html[/url]

Not sure if this is the same woman though, apparently it's quite common.

[Ridge]

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
but Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
So call me, maybe?

[DarkendSky]

Jellyfish and shit are fucking horrifying. Their zygotes turn into plant things that fucking sprout jellyfish and then die. What the fuck.

Also this is just like my favorite anime.

[Bassplaya7]

[QUOTE=shian;36354817]Danna Staaf, a squid enthusiast from Science 2.0, said: 'The skin on your hands, and most of the rest of your body, is much too thick to get stuck.
'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.'[/QUOTE]

UHHHH not sure that's a bragging point