Coal's to exspencive for bad kids: Santas beats up drunk in bar fight.
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apparently you can past tense "drunk" for drink instead of drank.
[QUOTE=Moby-;33772325]inb4 "dyslexia"[/QUOTE]
what do sexy dicks have to do with anything?
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772318]It was just suppose to be a nice touch.
I guessed correctly that it would piss a few people off.[/QUOTE]
*supposed
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;33771249]I wish I could get coal for Christmas so that I could study it scientifically.[/QUOTE]
What the hell would you study? "Yep this coal is black"
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772626]I'm an asshole for correcting someone's grammar and not being able to have proper grammar at the same instant? If you say so.
[editline]18th December 2011[/editline]
Look around. You're on Facepunch. Almost [B]everybody[/B] on Facepunch is an asshole.[/QUOTE]
You're an asshole for going out of your way to type up a massive paragraph in order to flame someone for a simple mistake. He most likely knows the difference, but accidents can happen.
A vast number of people on here act like dicks, yes, but that doesn't mean you do also. It just means you're part of the problem.
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805]You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"
When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually implies that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means "higher degree then desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."
Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.
(i have ocd, my bad)[/QUOTE]
God you are just so smart and well educated, I bow beneath you my lord.
guys shut the fuck up about grammar
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;33772063][img]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png[/img][/QUOTE]
FTFY
[editline]18th December 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805]You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach [highlight]the[/highlight] OP how to use the correct "to"
When using the three[B] "to's",[/B] there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually [B]imply's[/B] that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
[B]Two is the number 2 in word form.[/B]
Too usually means "higher degree [B]then[/B] desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."
Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.
[/QUOTE]
I'm going to bold every mistake you made
also red = missing word
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33772209]Or someone who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder and really can't help correcting big mistakes in the English language. I've grown up this way and I can't help it.[/QUOTE]
Sorry for killing your family. I have mild psychosis and I can't tell apart reality. I can't help it.
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;33771805]You have terrible grammar and spelling. In today's lesson, we'll teach OP how to use the correct "to"
When using the three "to's", there are certain situations in which we use them. The word 'to' usually implies that you're going to perform an action. For example: "I'm going to kick your ass."
Two is the number 2 in word form.
Too usually means "higher degree then desirable". Ex: "That's too expensive."
Also, you spelled expensive incorrectly.
(i have ocd, my bad)[/QUOTE]
Man, you grammer nazi's are a diamond dozen!
