Steve Jobs thinks he's God - Polidicks

[quote=zeke129;21241031]we need to offer him as a sacrifice to the linux gods we must appease ubuntu[/quote] yes the linux gods! All praise Ubuntu, Fedora, and the many others!

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;21241093]yes the linux gods! All praise Ubuntu, Fedora, and the many others![/QUOTE] how dare you omit debian?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;21241122]how dare you omit debian?[/QUOTE] I forgotten about Debian! PLEASE SPARE ME GODS!

I'm a heretic and proud of it.

Fuck all y'all, All hail the Dark Lord and Master, SATAN!

Fuck that shit. I sold my soul to Bill Gates years ago. :v:

Ahaha Ahaha....NO! Seriously, where the fuck is kratos when you need him.

That steve jobs snake told me to eat an apple. I never felt as good as I did before after that.

If Mac is catholic and Windows are atheism, Linux is what? Buddhism? I guess it's time for some meditation then.

Gentlemen, there is only one way to fix this. [img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8162/krakens.png[/img] RELEASE THE KRAKEN. :kraken:

[QUOTE=Doomish;21246044]Gentlemen, there is only one way to fix this. [img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9929/davyjonest.jpg[/img] RELEASE THE KRAKEN. :kraken:[/QUOTE] Fix'd

Steve Jobs is a prick.

With all of the idiots worshiping his every step, this is only the natural progression

He said it as a fucking joke. Get over yourselves

I know it's a joke but i don't know what to say really, this could reflect his views about Apple.

That's not a god complex, that's a well done joke.

is it wrong for me to own a gaming pc and ipod touch

[QUOTE=HeadshotDCS;21246269]He said it as a fucking joke. Get over yourselves[/QUOTE] Yeah but he was a dick before, this just gives us an excuse to call him a dick a bit more.

Is this really news? I thought its been known for a while how big of an ego Jobs has

[QUOTE=Docc;21251860]Yeah but he was a dick before, this just gives us an excuse to call him a dick a bit more.[/QUOTE] and you go around bashing ignorant mac users... have any of you looked yourselves in the mirror, or rather, read your own posts lately? i'm shaking my head at this place's anti-mac or rather, anti-anything-but-windows-7 bias lately. it's bordering on mad intepretations of religion what you guys lash out at. comeon... this was taken out of context of a joke. how far do you guys have to crawl to be awesome to eachother you smug little fucks? you're looking dumber than the dumbasses you're bashing. i don't know wheter to laugh or cry.

I can hear it now..... [quote=random iFag][B]Maybe this is because Steve Jobs [i]is[/i] God[/B][/quote]

[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;21255598]I can hear it now.....[/QUOTE] or, maybe it's because there's dillusional anti-mac bias written all over this forum. i pick the latter for obvious reasons. [sp]the posts in here are more breaindead, unsupported by sources/fact/numbers, retarded and sometimes directly hateful in a way you only ever see in other situations where people fear the unknown and throws direct biggotry and hate at it. in other words, people's stupid suppression chip fries whenever mac is near[/sp] somehow, these people manage to thow more shit than they have access to... it's magic.

hi my name is successful person when i make a joke everyone in the world jumps down my throat because they are jealous of my money and success.

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;21270869]hi my name is successful person when i make a joke everyone in the world jumps down my throat because they are jealous of my money and success.[/QUOTE] Exactly

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21234037]All you non-believing blasphemers are going to rot in the eternal blue screen of death if you do not repent for your windows usage. Convert to iChurch[/QUOTE] Oh man how ilol'd.

[QUOTE=Luafox;21271502]The jokes in this thread are great! :v: Wait, did it widgets in the OP? Isn't it called apps? Widgets are for android I am most certain.[/QUOTE] /PCboy Widgets is for Vista :downs:

[QUOTE=Bomimo;21270704]or, maybe it's because there's dillusional anti-mac bias written all over this forum. i pick the latter for obvious reasons. [sp]the posts in here are more breaindead, unsupported by sources/fact/numbers, retarded and sometimes directly hateful in a way you only ever see in other situations where people fear the unknown and throws direct biggotry and hate at it. in other words, people's stupid suppression chip fries whenever mac is near[/sp] somehow, these people manage to thow more shit than they have access to... it's magic.[/QUOTE] I don't understand the concept of using a spoiler for sentence that doesn't spoil anything.

Steve Jobs has always acted like this, hasn't he?

[QUOTE=Bomimo;21255320]and you go around bashing ignorant mac users... have any of you looked yourselves in the mirror, or rather, read your own posts lately? i'm shaking my head at this place's anti-mac or rather, anti-anything-but-windows-7 bias lately. it's bordering on mad intepretations of religion what you guys lash out at. comeon... this was taken out of context of a joke. how far do you guys have to crawl to be awesome to eachother you smug little fucks? you're looking dumber than the dumbasses you're bashing. i don't know wheter to laugh or cry.[/QUOTE] What the hell are you talking about? If there aren't as many Mac users in the world as Windows PC users, what makes you think that there would be an equal amount here? The same goes for Linux, if there are less in the world, there will be less on this forum. I'm not a Windows fanboy, or any kind of fanboy for that matter, I just thought I would point out that big hole in your logic.

Jobs has been Buddhist for a long time. I thought that was well known. [editline]04:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bomimo;21270704]or, maybe it's because there's dillusional anti-mac bias written all over this forum. i pick the latter for obvious reasons. [sp]the posts in here are more breaindead, unsupported by sources/fact/numbers, retarded and sometimes directly hateful in a way you only ever see in other situations where people fear the unknown and throws direct biggotry and hate at it. in other words, people's stupid suppression chip fries whenever mac is near[/sp] somehow, these people manage to thow more shit than they have access to... it's magic.[/QUOTE] Hey it's cool to hate macs. If you wanna be "in" at Facepunch you gotta THINK DIFFERENT and hate macs.