Steve Jobs thinks he's God - Polidicks

Apple is an amazing company, fuck you all. Their stocks rose three-dallas!

o_o Jeez guys, it was a joke. Way to overreact.

[QUOTE=Doomish;21246044]Gentlemen, there is only one way to fix this. [img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8162/krakens.png[/img] RELEASE THE KRAKEN. :kraken:[/QUOTE] [img]http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF159-The_Agronox.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Doomish;21246044]Gentlemen, there is only one way to fix this. [img]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8162/krakens.png[/img] RELEASE THE KRAKEN. :kraken:[/QUOTE] It would be a gay kraken. And shiny, very shiny. Also will have a circle dial for input. Also wouldn't be able to run most microsoft compatible games.

I believe in holy google.

I chuckled at this one, Steve Jobs has a good sense of humour

What a tit Steve Jobs is.

As a PC I can't allow this to go on!

I'm god. [editline]08:19PM[/editline] My own god.

Doesn't he have cancer?

[QUOTE=Panda X;21272139]I don't understand the concept of using a spoiler for sentence that doesn't spoil anything.[/QUOTE] to avoid pissing people off who don't want to get involved. a chance to NOT read my outbursts. [QUOTE=trent_roolz;21272838]What the hell are you talking about? If there aren't as many Mac users in the world as Windows PC users, what makes you think that there would be an equal amount here? The same goes for Linux, if there are less in the world, there will be less on this forum. I'm not a Windows fanboy, or any kind of fanboy for that matter, I just thought I would point out that big hole in your logic.[/QUOTE] i may have written it badly... i meant that people here are behaving worse and stupider than the "fags" they're trying to elevate themselves above. therefore, i reccomended that they take a healthy look at themselves, for they haveth becometh narrowminded idiots. [QUOTE=Nyaos;21273345] Hey it's cool to hate macs. If you wanna be "in" at Facepunch you gotta THINK DIFFERENT and hate macs.[/QUOTE] i think you're confusing "thinking differently" with "conforming to peer pressure and the latest hate fad". i spend more time laughing and crying over the idiocy that have rolled over these forums ever since they discovered that valve acknowledged the mac as USEABLE. the anti-mac arguments here are beyond :downs:. just look at how far they had to go with the center of this thread to transform it from "in other news: Steve Jobs tells a joke" into "steve jobs, starts private religion" in my oppinion. your computer is no worse than your own ability to use it. no one seems to grasp that though. but, yeah. truth hurts it seems. i'm just a computer fanboy... prefering a brand will be any mans downfall. [editline]01:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Boba_Fett;21293261]Doesn't he have cancer?[/QUOTE] he bought his way out... twice.

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;21293169]I'm god. [editline]08:19PM[/editline] My own god.[/QUOTE] I agree with this man. Lets bow are heads before are mighty freeman.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;21304951]to avoid pissing people off who don't want to get involved. a chance to NOT read my outbursts. i may have written it badly... i meant that people here are behaving worse and stupider than the "fags" they're trying to elevate themselves above. therefore, i reccomended that they take a healthy look at themselves, for they haveth becometh narrowminded idiots. i think you're confusing "thinking differently" with "conforming to peer pressure and the latest hate fad". i spend more time laughing and crying over the idiocy that have rolled over these forums ever since they discovered that valve acknowledged the mac as USEABLE. the anti-mac arguments here are beyond :downs:. just look at how far they had to go with the center of this thread to transform it from "in other news: Steve Jobs tells a joke" into "steve jobs, starts private religion" in my oppinion. your computer is no worse than your own ability to use it. no one seems to grasp that though. but, yeah. truth hurts it seems. i'm just a computer fanboy... prefering a brand will be any mans downfall. [editline]01:49PM[/editline] he bought his way out... twice.[/QUOTE] You do realize that some people make fun of macs simply because people like you go absolutely apeshit over the tiniest grievances, right? This topic can serve as a wonderful example.