• Lightning strikes BP's ship, halts clean up for a bit
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[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;22676961]And it's been going on since the dawn of time![/QUOTE] Ugh I know right! Man, this is the longest apocalypse ever.
Zeus is back and he's just being a dick.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;22676278]And the fact there was just THREE WEIRD LIGHTNING STRIKES IN THE PAST TWO DAYS. (Jesus Statue, Girlfriend proposal, and this.)[/QUOTE] JESUS FUCK IT'S 2012 EVERYBODY RIOT! derp :downs:
Guess god got bored of us
MY WHAT AN ELECTRIC EVENT. sigh.
[QUOTE=Panda X;22674894]Ok Bender...[/QUOTE] He's right though...
[QUOTE=Ickylevel;22678301]He's right though...[/QUOTE] that nature as a collective force wants to eradicate a specific species? that billions and billions of individual lifeforms and natural events are gonna get vibes to kill people? probably.
[QUOTE=Jsm;22675502]How else do you get rid of thousands of litres of oil? If they burn it people will moan, if they barrel it and sell it (I don't think they can, its probably contaminated) people will moan.[/QUOTE] Actually, there's a few groups going around collecting the oil in the bays in water bottles and selling them as souvenirs. But don't think they're profiteering, all money that's made is going into charities for the people who've lost their jobs because of the spill. And also, BP plans on refining and selling as much of the oil as it can. Oil and water don't mix, thus the oil that's not really bordering the water should me more or less fine.
That's it, I'm staying indoors until God cuts out all this lightning crap. It seems you can't even propose or be a Jesus statue without getting hit by lightning these days.
Fuck you, god. [editline]03:18PM[/editline] [QUOTE=shatteredwindow;22676232]dude,I think its the end of the world, first, the crap-ton of earthquakes, then 3 perfectly healthy people that live near me just died, other accidents are becoming more frequent, and natural disasters like this, and then the oil spill in the first place[/QUOTE] Except earthquakes are far more common than you think.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22680324]Actually, there's a few groups going around collecting the oil in the bays in water bottles and selling them as souvenirs. But don't think they're profiteering, all money that's made is going into charities for the people who've lost their jobs because of the spill. And also, BP plans on refining and selling as much of the oil as it can. Oil and water don't mix, thus the oil that's not really bordering the water should me more or less fine.[/QUOTE] Ah, I had been wondering what they were going to do with it (Other than burn it till it runs out).
God is teaching Jesus how to play lightning tag.
First touchdown Jesus and now this?
[img]http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1654/act1.gif[/img] oh no
[quote] It happened as President Barack Obama was in Florida as part of a two-day visit to the stricken Gulf Coast and came a day after the [b]British[/b] oil giant announced that it hoped to trap as much as roughly 2.2 million gallons of oil daily by the end of June as it deploys additional containment equipment.[/quote] Again? Jesus, can they not get their facts right...
[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;22674924]What's with all the lightning strikes lately? [b]WHO THE HELL PISSED OFF GOD!?[/b] :arghfist: :mad:[/QUOTE] Probably FP.
BP's just making excuses. The workers probably faked it so they could grab an extra smoke break.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strike_%28bowling%29]Turkey![/url]
It's a conspiracy. It's just BP trying to get out of fixing their mess.
I say we destroy lightning.
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