Steven Seagal hired as Border Patrol Agent with Texas Police Department

[Map in a box]

[QUOTE=Jedi_Rayne;32830302]Actors can be more than just people who star in movies.[/QUOTE]
You do realize this is AMERICA right?

[Conely]

[QUOTE=Map in a box;32837099]You do realize this is AMERICA right?[/QUOTE]

Say, whatever happened to that Reagan fella?

[Map in a box]

[QUOTE=Cone;32837189]Say, whatever happened to that Reagan fella?[/QUOTE]
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:'V

[chunkymonkey]

The best part of this is if he wants the day off to stuff his walrus face with food he can just hire his many body doubles to stand in for him.

[Soviet Bread]

This is turning into a sitcom; a series of mishaps as Steven Segal attempts to revive his failed career by finding jobs in Law Enforcement, only to fail miserably at each one.

[editline]18th October 2011[/editline]

Next on Segal Justice! Steven joins the FBI and runs over the directors dog!

[Splarg]

[QUOTE=Alan Ninja!;32834627]Dear god, how many bullets does that pistol hold?[/QUOTE]

Eh, modern handguns can support 12-20 rounds. Not that they were paying attention though.

[Capitulazyguy]

[QUOTE=Soviet Bread;32843029]This is turning into a sitcom; a series of mishaps as Steven Segal attempts to revive his failed career by finding jobs in Law Enforcement, only to fail miserably at each one.

[editline]18th October 2011[/editline]

Next on Segal Justice! Steven joins the FBI and runs over the directors dog![/QUOTE]

Judge Seagal, next on CBS

[spaceghost]

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Really.

[Pardalis]

Suddenly no more illegal inmigrants, ever.

[ExplodingGuy]

Steven Segal drives "tank" through border wall! Illegal immigration goes down eighty percent, due to fears of all Americans having similar driving behaviour.