Large Hadron Collider Overheats Due To Dropped Chunk Of Bread - Polidicks

It is the higgins particle, it is preventing its own creation, watch next it will be something like a fuse burst or something

[QUOTE=Firerain;18213830]i like how some people expected the LHC to work smoothly yes 26 km of the most modern scientific equipment what could possibly go wrong[/QUOTE] 26 km of super powerful magnets that must be chilled with liquid helium constantly. I BET THEY'LL GET IT ON THE FIRST TRY.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18215391]26 km of super powerful magnets that must be chilled with liquid helium constantly. I BET THEY'LL GET IT ON THE FIRST TRY.[/QUOTE] Dude I'll 1 shot that shit. I did it last night.

I didn't even read any of your comments because I can assume their contents. The Large Hadron Collider will never destroy the Earth and is not a threat.

[QUOTE=DeathFang;18215848]I didn't even read any of your comments because I can assume their contents. The Large Hadron Collider will never destroy the Earth and is not a threat.[/QUOTE] wat r u talkin about i saw on fox news and they said it could cause black holes that would swallow the whole planet

Even if it did create a Higgs Boson, how would they know? Wouldn't it just instantaneously start traveling back in time? Do we have machines just waiting to detect them when they travel back from the future or something? Quantum physics is a mindfuck...

Fuck, that's where I left my sandwich.

bread are you serious now the higgs is just fuckin' with us

I rated the Hasselhoff's in this thread Heart [editline]05:10AM[/editline] Including myself :smile:

[QUOTE=DuraFlex;18216651]I rated the Hasselhoff's in this thread Heart [editline]05:10AM[/editline] Including myself :smile:[/QUOTE] The infection is spreading.

Every giant has its Achilles Heel.

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;18213531]if the Higgs Boson can come back in time from a future that doesnt (yet) exist and stop itself from existing, then obviously it must be something powerful enough to destroy the Earth/Universe.[/QUOTE] That's certainly a well thought out and scientifically backed hypothesis.

[QUOTE=jordguitar;18210793]Ok, now the LHC can be brought down by a simple piece of bread. Who wants to name the next disaster this thing gets.[/QUOTE] Not really a disaster. Just safety protocol. And be lucky, that they announce about nearly every incident they have. Guess how much Nuclear Power Plants have small incidents they don't talk about. And: You may know the sentence "Throw a wrench into an engine and it will fail". I give this incident a really low priority and hope LHC will go up to 14 TeV on proton-collisions soon. [editline]08:57AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hunterbrute;18213531]Well if the Higgs Boson can come back in time from a future that doesnt (yet) exist and stop itself from existing, then obviously it must be something powerful enough to destroy the Earth/Universe.[/QUOTE] If, and only if this hypothesis is correct, the Higgs Boson will just prevent it's own creation in that form, that it won't show up. [editline]09:00AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;18216485]Even if it did create a Higgs Boson, how would they know? Wouldn't it just instantaneously start traveling back in time? Do we have machines just waiting to detect them when they travel back from the future or something?[/QUOTE] This is only a hypothesis. Anyway, for the Higgs Boson, a decay-channel has been proposed - Same as for all other yet detected particles. That's how we detect particles which are not detectable directly: By their characteristic ways of decay. [QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;18216485]Quantum physics is a mindfuck...[/QUOTE] Not really. Study physics and you see the beauty behind it. Based on really simple concepts which lead to so much incredible things.

I'd say there is a bigger chance of the LHC doing nothing than blowing up.

What if someone farts?

Everything went as planned. :buddy:

Physics is so much interresting Cant wait untill they start doing stuff for the Dark matter / Antimatter teories I want some answers !!!

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18210866]It's clearly sabotage. We all know birds are fundamentalists who despise science. We must retaliate and send a message, lest the birds think they've won.[/QUOTE] ...there are loads of birds living in my garden... :suicide:

[QUOTE=Askaris;18212944]I'm betting the next crash will be due to someone jacking off into the particle streams.[/QUOTE] Don't cross the LHC stream with your own stream. :3

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;18213979]Maybe the Large Hadron Collider became sentient. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hunterbrute;18214162]Never said that, all I said was in response to the idea that "creating" the higgs could be devastating and to prevent this from happening the higgs that is "created" in the future comes back and damages what creates and in the process destroys itself. Who knows though, I kind of find that theory a tad of the excuse side so they dont get complained at for wasting money.[/QUOTE] Sounds an awful lot like Terminator to me, except the higgs is trying to commit suicide, and it is particles that are becoming sentient. EDIT: On reflection, it doesn't really.

I can see it now. [quote]Yesterday morning, the Large Hardon Collider had to be shutdown down for six weeks after the clouds got to puffy. Scientists are hoping that further set backs will not occur after the Large Hardon Collider was shutdown last week along with Madagascar when the wife of one of the employees came down with a cold, and two weeks ago when someone stole another employee's lunch from the employee break room refrigerator.[/quote] (Yes, I [B]did[/B] mean to spell it that way.) [editline]04:38PM[/editline] And what the fuck happened to my avatar? [editline]04:40PM[/editline] Fixed it.

[url=http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html]Slighlty relevant. They are going to start one of the first test few minutes. Check it out.[/url]

omg! thats amazing!

I think if the Higgs Boson really was sabotaging its own creation, it wouldn't be through a piece of bread dropped by a bird and liquid helium leaks.

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;18228417]I think if the Higgs Boson really was sabotaging its own creation, it wouldn't be through a piece of bread dropped by a bird and liquid helium leaks.[/QUOTE] And why? In theory, the sabotage is done by an ordinary even, that could happen "randomly".

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;18228473]And why? In theory, the sabotage is done by an ordinary even, that could happen "randomly".[/QUOTE] I think it's a pretty stupid idea all around. You could stop the birds getting in easily. There's a physical reason the supercooled fluid leaked. Yeah, it is POSSIBLE, but it seems way too far-fetched to me, to be honest. [editline]11:04PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;18228473]And why? In theory, the sabotage is done by an ordinary even, that could happen "randomly".[/QUOTE] Also, the thing is, they weren't even going to try to observe the Higgs Boson when these failures occurred.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18210857]The idea the Higgs Boson is sabotaging itself from existing in the future seems more realistic every day.[/QUOTE] Or it could have something to do with the LHC being an extremely complex and delicate machine.

I do like that theory of how it is something from the future going back in time to prevent our fate, TERMINATOR STYLE

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;18228557]I think it's a pretty stupid idea all around. You could stop the birds getting in easily. There's a physical reason the supercooled fluid leaked. Yeah, it is POSSIBLE, but it seems way too far-fetched to me, to be honest. [editline]11:04PM[/editline] Also, the thing is, they weren't even going to try to observe the Higgs Boson when these failures occurred.[/QUOTE] It all falls down really to your belief in how time functions and continuity, what happens if you travel through time for even half of a millisecond. You could argue that it would result in the separation of time in to two different time streams, each based on what would happen at the very instants that you arrived or would have arrived. You could also argue that nothing would happen, because the events through time already occurred with the time travel having taken part, a sort of accountability system, that no event has or will happen to alter the flow of time in the past, because it had already happened. Its circular in effect really. It happens because it was going to happen. But when you sit down and look it over, the concept isn't entirely unbelievable. Neither is the split reality concept. I think the latter though sort of scares people, really, because it causes them to believe that they lack control over themselves, that they are just going through the motions. This is why some people prefer the former option, it lets them believe they still control themselves. You also have to call in to account the FUTURE. What happens when you travel to the future. Its possible that you would land in a random future presented by the different possibilities through even very slight variations in the flow of events, such as a person choosing to take a left turn instead of a right turn avoids a fatal car crash because of that choice they made. This could allow them to go on to help a research center find out the cure for a fatal disease, saving billions of lives. Two distinct time lines resulting from an almost insignificant variation. Since the future events have yet to occur, either of these is entirely plausible, so it just falls down to random chance.

[QUOTE=Pepin;18220321]I'd say there is a bigger chance of the LHC doing nothing than blowing up.[/QUOTE] Then you statistics did not count on actual science. [editline]12:45AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Frozen;18220647]What if someone farts?[/QUOTE] Then it will stink [editline]12:48AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeddy;18228042][Quote](...)Some Hardon Jokes (...)[/QUOTE] (Yes, I [B]did[/B] mean to spell it that way.)[/QUOTE] Hahahaha, Hardon. /sarcasm. You are late and have bad readings [editline]12:51AM[/editline] [QUOTE=BaconDioxide;18228557]I think it's a pretty stupid idea all around. (...) Yeah, it is POSSIBLE, but it seems way too far-fetched to me, to be honest.[/QUOTE] Yes. Sure it's far-fetched. All they did was testing the LHC until yet. Not detecting any particles created in collisions yet. "ITT: People talking/trolling about stuff they don't know" might quite easily answer why this is so far-fetched. [editline]12:52AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;18228266][url=http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html]Slighlty relevant. They are going to start one of the first test few minutes. Check it out.[/url][/QUOTE] Perfectly answered by [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIwa5Ek1M_0[/media]