[QUOTE=tyanet;19773437][IMG]http://derek4messiah.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/tefillin.jpg[/IMG]
[I]It's a bomb![/I]
Seriously America, Grow the fuck up. Not once do I ever worry about the flight I'm on being hijacked.
An people, that's how you fight terrorist; just don't be scared.[/QUOTE]
There was a botched terrorist bombing a few weeks ago, and in mid flight a young man pulls of 3 black boxes and straps them on.
You're telling me that does not seem AT ALL suspicious?
[QUOTE=mysteryman;19773794]There was a botched terrorist bombing a few weeks ago, and in mid flight a young man pulls of 3 black boxes and straps them on.
You're telling me that does not seem AT ALL suspicious?[/QUOTE]
yeah terrorists always strap small boxes with hebrew on them to their forehead and recite GRAHRAGGHGHARHGA
always
Maybe it's time we just leave religion on the ground from now on
[QUOTE=thisispain;19773837]yeah terrorists always strap small boxes with hebrew on them to their forehead and recite GRAHRAGGHGHARHGA
always[/QUOTE]
WHITE terrorists!
[QUOTE=mysteryman;19773794]There was a botched terrorist bombing a few weeks ago, and in mid flight a young man pulls of 3 black boxes and straps them on.
You're telling me that does not seem AT ALL suspicious?[/QUOTE]
Sure it's suspicious, but there's no reason to be scared until you know that your flight it hijacked.
I just don't see the point in causing a lot of stress and wasting my time thinking about that guy over there in the third row, and how he's suspicious on so sole fact that he speaks differently and looks Arabic.
I want one of those screensavers with a bunch of numbers counting down, and foreign languages moving in the background. I'll pray to it during a flight and see what kind of reactions I get.
I find this funny because I'm Jewish.
My dad uses these in the morning.
When my sister and myself were younger (back when Goldeneye 007 had uberl337 graphics), we used to joke that it was the "plastique" from the game.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;19773794]There was a botched terrorist bombing a few weeks ago, and in mid flight a young man pulls of 3 black boxes and straps them on.
You're telling me that does not seem AT ALL suspicious?[/QUOTE]
this, seriously it is kind of suspicious if you don't know about it
[QUOTE=Termy58;19774015]this, seriously it is kind of suspicious if you don't know about it[/QUOTE]
I'd rather die not knowing what is coming, so I could spend my last moments in peace, and not worrying about anything.
"Overpowered" AKA "Large redneck threw him down the aisle while other passengers beat him with luggage"
[QUOTE=thisispain;19773837]yeah terrorists always strap small boxes with hebrew on them to their forehead and recite GRAHRAGGHGHARHGA
always[/QUOTE]
Yes because everyone is well educated in every major religion. :rolleyes:
I'm fully behind the airline, better safe than sorry.
If I ever see someone pull out a cross on a plane, I'm going to scream "HE'S GOT A KNIFE!".
goddamnit america, you're so fucking stupid, why do i live in this CUNTry again
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19773907]WHITE terrorists![/QUOTE]
We all know that that is impossible. Only muslims can be terrorists.
because 100% of terrorists were jews that spoke hebrew
This makes me really glad I'm not jewish, not the whole being zerg rushed by airport security, already tried that, was hilarious. But to strap that to my head each morning looking like an idiot, seriously, he looks like a male USB connector, from hell!
Did they not realize that the phylactery was scanned by airport security? The only reason the Christmas Bomber didn't get caught is because it was attached to his taint.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;19765168]I wish terrorism didn't actually [i]work.[/i][/QUOTE]
This is an awesome post.
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[QUOTE=tyanet;19774035]I'd rather die not knowing what is coming, so I could spend my last moments in peace, and not worrying about anything.[/QUOTE]
Except the whole point is that they were trying to avoid anyone dying.
Paranoia around American airports.
What's new?
I'm going to wear a red box on my head when ever I go on an airplane from now on, just to see what happens.
[QUOTE=Cyrex;19781096]This makes me really glad I'm not jewish, not the whole being zerg rushed by airport security, already tried that, was hilarious. But to strap that to my head each morning looking like an idiot, seriously, he looks like a male USB connector, from hell![/QUOTE]
yeah not all jews do that bro
I'm still waiting for a milquetoast white guy to come in an hijack an airline.
They would never see it coming.
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