Idiot kid smokes mercury, poisons whole town. - Polidicks

I guess kids will try to smoke literally ANYTHING.

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Tips for everyday life: If you find a bunch of metallic liquid at room temperature, playing with it is not the best idea. Smoking it is a far worse one.

Was about to rate it funny until I read about how widespread the effects are. This is fucking horrible.

[QUOTE=Atokniro;28572916]Their kids are going to be like this guy [img_thumb]http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/The_Simpsons_Characters_Picture_Gallery/Cletus_Del_Roy.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I'd venture to say they probably started out like that.

Wait... what the fuck, this is from 1998 guys, look at the date. Words cannot describe the amount of late.

If all of the towns people find out who exactly it was that smoked it, there's gonna be some lynching.

Of all the things they could've smoked, they chose mercury.

[QUOTE=XxPsychoxX;28572937]Wait... what the fuck, this is from 1998 guys, look at the date.[/QUOTE] :monocle:

I'm pretty sure they banned mercury thermometers in the US, at least for medical use. Most thermometers use alcohol nowadays.

[QUOTE=XxPsychoxX;28572937]Wait... what the fuck, this is from 1998 guys, look at the date.[/QUOTE] ahaha

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28572932]I'd venture to say they probably started out like that.[/QUOTE] Future family photo [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1I7KiCuAU4k/SHGKirKRZiI/AAAAAAAABbA/cmB6DUWy7V0/s400/cletus_and_kids_kidicarus222.jpg[/img]

This is OP. [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zWStDAwtT8Y/TNEZuwq1R9I/AAAAAAAAATU/ndA3Pc0znv8/s400/slowpoke.gif[/img]

Dumbassery.

[QUOTE]Monday, Jan. 26, 1998[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GhostPhoster;28572905]you can't "have" somebodies brain, charlie sheen would simply have your body.[/QUOTE] Well if you saw the 20/20 interview which is what I was referencing was that he was like if you had my brain you would want to unplug it. And for all I know Charlie Sheen has my body he probably has all of our bodies by now, and we just don't know it yet.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;28572826]why the fuck you would stick your arm in a vat of an unknown substance you found in an abandoned factory??[/QUOTE] well lets be honest now mercury is pretty cool shit

[quote]1998[/quote] Oh never mind then, they're probably all dead by now anyway!

[QUOTE=Waals Vander;28572670]Monday, Jan. 26, 1998[/QUOTE] Damnit Waals. I used to think you were cool

[QUOTE=XxPsychoxX;28572937]Wait... what the fuck, this is from 1998 guys, look at the date. Words cannot describe the amount of late.[/QUOTE] I... How... What... How the fuck did you even find this and post it? Seriously, how did this story come up on your radar!? Both the OP and the kids in the OP are as mad as hatters.

Now would be a good time for that "HA! OH WOW!" picture. Seriously, who the fuck would dip their cigarette into a jar of mercury, especially one from an abandoned factory?

[QUOTE=XxPsychoxX;28572937]Wait... what the fuck, this is from 1998 guys, look at the date. Words cannot describe the amount of late.[/QUOTE] HAha

[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;28572988]well lets be honest now mercury is pretty cool shit[/QUOTE] i bet you're one of the kids in the article

Wait wow no wonder this isn't bigger news, it was probably bigger news 13 years ago

[QUOTE=Last or First;28573001]I... How... What... How the fuck did you even find this and post it? Seriously, how did this story come up on your radar!? Both the OP and the kids in the OP are as mad as hatters.[/QUOTE] OP decided it was time for the world to hear his tragic story. Lol