Lady Gaga keeps a Poker Face as she signs fan's nipples - Polidicks

[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;39258389]I went to go see her live and a fan in the "monster pit" was practically naked, she brought her on stage and the naked girl looked petrified yet so happy.[/QUOTE] I saw her live too, she brought a 11 year old girl on stage, a younger looking guy in these tiny shorts and nothing else, and some other people, it was pretty awesome.

Why is there no dick?

Going this far for your fans is a twisted form of committment to your job, ain't it?

[QUOTE=RobbL;39255292]Lady Gaga looks like my uncle in drag[/QUOTE] I think you have a pretty good chance of winning any 'hottest uncle' contests.

For some reason I read the title as "Lady Gaga keeps a Poker Face as she Farts on a Fan's Nipples" What the fuck, brain.

[QUOTE=MenteR;39255169][img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01656/gaga-boob-sign_620_1656436a.jpg[/img] look at how big gaga's head is. she looks like a fucking alien. that crystal skull from indiana jones.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://s8.postimage.org/kk614rvdx/what_the_fucking_hell.png[/IMG] Aaaaaaaaah!

[QUOTE=MenteR;39255169][img]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01656/gaga-boob-sign_620_1656436a.jpg[/img] look at how big gaga's head is. she looks like a fucking alien. that crystal skull from indiana jones.[/QUOTE] Which one is Lady Gaga?

[QUOTE=Sharker;39265936]Which one is Lady Gaga?[/QUOTE] The left one, she's so vain she got some poor fan to sign "Gaga" on her tits.

Is it strange that I find Lady Gaga hot? Then again, I find almost anything hot.

she was hotter before becoming famous.

[QUOTE=KlaseR;39266315]she was hotter before becoming famous.[/QUOTE] I find it hard to find her attractive when she always tries hard to look like someone puked crayons and cloth all over some oil paints

how is this news?

[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;39266720]how is this news?[/QUOTE] how is it not (albeit uninteresting IMO)

[QUOTE=Daemonshadow;39264987]I think you have a pretty good chance of winning any 'hottest uncle' contests.[/QUOTE] er no

[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;39266720]how is this news?[/QUOTE] Definition of NEWS 1 a : a report of recent events

[QUOTE]"Afterwards she looked at her masterwork and said 'Please don"t get that tattooed, I know it's my name but's it's really ugly'.[/QUOTE] I admire her conscientiousness, given that's probably exactly what a rabid fan who got her nipples tweaked and signed would do.

[QUOTE=RobbL;39267302]er no[/QUOTE] Find me an uncle who makes a prettier woman than this: [img]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2060/i4c922994e4542700.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=TonyP;39274780]Find me an uncle who makes a prettier woman than this: [img]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2060/i4c922994e4542700.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://images.sodahead.com/slideshows/000002805/uncle-fester-addams-family-28055011741_xlarge.jpeg[/img]