Herman Cain (troll extraordinaire) says God personally persuaded him to run for president - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Miskav;33263116]I doubt Americans are that dumb.[/QUOTE] No, we're that dumb.

[QUOTE=just-a-boy;33261897]Them 'dere atheists have not been blessed with the ability to comprehend divine providence.:downs:[/QUOTE] After trillions of years of evolution, my neurons have formed the words "RUN FOR PRESIDENT", and the gold atoms always go to the "yes" side of my paper every time i throw them there. Hey, at least there is more effort than the "God told me to" thing.

[quote=Herman Cain]"That's when I prayed and prayed and prayed. I'm a man of faith — I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I've ever done before in my life," Cain said. "And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"[/quote] [quote=God]Bitch, why the fuck would you keep asking me if your just gonna question what I tell you. You know what? Yes, I'm sure that I'm gonna fuck your shit up if you ever try to talk to me again. Fuck you.[/quote] And then Herman Cain never looked back, until he got into a political scandal and asked once more for guidance.

[QUOTE=Miskav;33263116]I doubt Americans are that dumb.[/QUOTE] Come live with us. I promise were really smart.

[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;33264322]Come live with us. I promise [B]were[/B] really smart.[/QUOTE]

okay okay wait [quote] "That's when I prayed and prayed and prayed. I'm a man of faith — I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I've ever done before in my life," Cain said. "And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'" [/quote] Isn't God supposed to be an almighty omnipotent being? Why would Herman Cain think God fucked up?

The last time a Republican president listened to God, USA invaded Iraq.

We'll see how much God talked to him when he loses.

Ever since I started reading this subforum, my understanding and faith in american politics has nosedived. I can only hope this guy has no real hope of getting in.

herman cain is my hero

It's true. When I was playing golf with the pope, I asked him to dial up God on the hotline. Turns out, he really did tell Cain to run, but he wasn't serious but I think he was. God's the real troll here, I think, but this metaphysical trolling shit is complicated.

Did God also tell him that Godfather's Pizza sucks dick?

As much of an idiot as he is, it's pretty cool that he supports the advancement of space technology.

[QUOTE=Ryder1337;33266142]As much of an idiot as he is, it's pretty cool that he supports the advancement of space technology.[/QUOTE] That could be the one policy that is actually his.

[QUOTE=Miskav;33263116]I doubt Americans are that dumb.[/QUOTE] No actually, my Political Science class said that you pretty much have to confess to being a Christian or you won't get voted.

[QUOTE=The Castro;33266039]Did God also tell him that Godfather's Pizza sucks dick?[/QUOTE] Godfathers is fucking amazing. It's the second best pizza I've ever had. The best, of course, is Freschetta.

[QUOTE=The Baconator;33266173]No actually, my Political Science class said that you pretty much have to confess to being a Christian or you won't get voted.[/QUOTE] Yup, and usually protestantism at that If I could go back in time, I would murder Martin Luther and John Calvin so that American religiosity isn't nearly as strong

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33264500]okay okay wait Isn't God supposed to be an almighty omnipotent being? Why would Herman Cain think God fucked up?[/QUOTE] it's supposed to show humility

[QUOTE=Contag;33266164]That could be the one policy that is actually his.[/QUOTE]Hey, he stole his tax plan from Simcity fair and square, mister. It's his now.

[QUOTE=Contag;33266198]Yup, and usually protestantism at that If I could go back in time, I would murder Martin Luther and John Calvin so that American religiosity isn't nearly as strong[/QUOTE] Catholicism would be fifty times worse.

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;33266186]Godfathers is fucking amazing. It's the second best pizza I've ever had. The best, of course, is Freschetta.[/QUOTE] Local pizza joints will always win.

We should have known at Pokemon.

[QUOTE=meatballfish;33265041]We'll see how much God talked to him when he loses.[/QUOTE] "Me dammit, Herman! What were you thinking?"

[QUOTE=Occlusion;33261875]I don't get why american voters like this? If a UK politician did this he'd just be immediately labeled as a moron.[/QUOTE] Well, because they are morons, and morons vote for morons.

[QUOTE=Contag;33266164]That could be the one policy that is actually his.[/QUOTE] Blindly criticizing Obama is not, as I understand it, a policy that is unique to him.

[QUOTE=Contag;33266198]I would murder Martin Luther[/QUOTE] late

[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33267034]late[/QUOTE] I think he is talking about [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther"]this one.[/URL]

[QUOTE=DireAvenger;33262235]I disagree.[/QUOTE] I disagree with your disagreement.

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[QUOTE=Contag;33266198]Yup, and usually protestantism at that If I could go back in time, I would murder Martin Luther and John Calvin so that American religiosity isn't nearly as strong[/QUOTE] Couldn't you just, not mention it?