Vladimir Putin's black eye sparks numerous rumors.
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I was expecting an actual black eyeball. Not just the simple bruise around the eye black eye.
[editline]29th October 2010[/editline]
I don't know why.
He probably head butted a tank and got a black eye.
The tank didn't survive.
i heard that since they dissolved the KGB they're just using putin now
He was fighting several Polar Bears.
He won.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;25716991]He was bear fighting. I hear they do that a lot in Russia.[/QUOTE]
In Putin's case, probaly five bears. Last I heard, he was out looking for Moby Dick in a rubber dinghy with a speargun, in storm-force winds.
Putin is the reason Russia is cold. The sun is too afraid to make Putin sweat, as he'd get angry and destroy the universe.
All the good puns have been "put in". All I can do is "lend in".
It was his wife, he came in late with lip-stick on his collar.
Unbeknowst to her it was bears blood.
He just knocked out Cthulhu.
And Superman.
At the same time.
While Lifting a 500 kg weight
Maybe someone with some balls in Russia stood up and hit this Nationalist asshole.
Too much vodka, he got into a bar fight.
:ms:
He couldn't look more like a james bond villain if he tried...
he probably got in a fistfight with a caveful of terrorists again
What the hell? This is no mystery. He must have got it while wrestling a bear. Fucking political analysts, man...
Over-hyped propaganda.
My face during this whole thread
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Thanks for the awesome putin puns facepunch, especially loved that Submarine one
He is turning into a reptilian.
Anyone ever notice that Putin doesn't appear to age?
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