• iPhone owners get more sex
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nerds vs trendwhores IS a valid cause for the imbalance.
because iPhones are overpriced. overpriced is for rich people rich people get laid
OHHHHH I read the chart wrong. it's partners, not frequency. SOMEBODY can't hold a decent relationship :allears:
Yeah, I don't really see the number of girlfriends one's had as a sort of score meter. After one, I consider it a failure counter.
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;24004982]because iPhones are overpriced. overpriced is for rich people rich people get laid[/QUOTE] This. If you can buy an iphone, you can probably buy hookers. Actually, All this says is that Iphone users are more likely to be involved in shallow relationships.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;24004503]They... surveyed the [i]pictures[/i]? Also the only people who buy panasonic SLRs are inept college staff and creepy old dudes who hang out at the beach and THINK they look sexy. Also iPhone users probably claimed a lot more sex because they bought the iPeen in the first place. ...also I've had an iPhone 3g for like 4 years now. :frown:[/QUOTE] There was no iPhone 3G 4 years ago.
I don't understand how they managed to keep track of such a thing?
[QUOTE=berryman13;24005020]I don't understand how they managed to keep track of such a thing?[/QUOTE] "how many people have you had sex with and what phone do you use?" Was it really that hard? :smug:
Also, there's a lot more deviation between men in women as the number rises. Do I smell a correlation?
:foxnews: Breaking News: iPhone sales skyrocket overnight, the main demographic being what internet communities call "Basement Dwellers". :foxnews:
I bet that chart could double as the number of STDs by smart phone brand. It wouldn't surprise me. You fuck 10-12 people on average, you're gonna get something.
[QUOTE=berryman13;24005020]I don't understand how they managed to keep track of such a thing?[/QUOTE] They probably just checked the EXIF data of each picture to get the camera model, and the information about the number of partners was either a survey or it's included in your account information.
I never got any when I had an iPhone 3G and I'm not getting any with my HTC Aria. Study is complete bullshit. "You have an iPhone? I want to suck your cock twice as much as if you had an Android phone!"
What if it just Means theirs more Nymphomaniac Homosexual Iphone users? :colbert:
New survey: iPhone users lie more about their sex lives.
Bullshit.:colbert:
[QUOTE=Max of S2D;24004360][img]http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gadgetlab/2010/08/phone-sex.png[/img][/QUOTE] Average number of sexual partners? That doesn't really mean anything From that you could also interpret that Android users are more loyal to a single partner and iPhone users are whores. It's hardly a basis for any conclusions
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;24005556]New survey: iPhone users lie more about their sex lives.[/QUOTE] ITT people try to rationalise this by making shit up
Well time to get a digital SLR and a large angle aperture lens.
ITT: Insecure sexless Android owners make up excuses.
Amount of partners != amount of sex. This just shows that iPhone users can't keep a partner. [editline]03:19AM[/editline] God that whole article is really stupid (this one: [url]http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/dont-be-ugly-by-accident/[/url]). Seriously. Maybe when you're having a picture taken of you with a good camera you're more likely to be getting photos taken, and when you're in a picture of a camera phone it's taken impulsively? The point-and-shoot would be in between.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;24006120]Amount of partners != amount of sex. This just shows that iPhone users can't keep a partner.[/QUOTE] No, what it shows is a comparison between two nearly unrelated statistics. The implication that if you own an iPhone you get more sex falls under the correlation implies causation fallacy [B]by a company founded on a dating website[/B]. By this logic: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist#In_Islam[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist#Modern_scholars.27_view[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_2[/url] The allegories in this example: Terminator 2 is the iPhone; interpretations of the Antichrist are sex; I am the dating website, Wikipedia is the medium in which I poll the demographic (the citations and research). According to wikipedia, the Masih ad-Dajjal is the person posing as the God before Judgement Day. Also according to Wikipedia, modern scholars believe that Emperor Nero was the antichrist. According to Terminator 2, Judgement Day is when Skynet activates. Therefor, Emperor Nero [U]may[/U] be Thor, Sekhmet, Gaia, Zeus, Chronos, Cronus, and what have you; Skynet [U]may[/U] actually be God. I, for one, welcome our new self aware overlord.
[QUOTE=RichardCQ;24006283]No, what it shows is a comparison between two nearly unrelated statistics. The implication that if you own an iPhone you get more sex falls under the correlation implies causation fallacy [B]by a company founded on a dating website[/B]. By this logic: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist#In_Islam[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist#Modern_scholars.27_view[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_2[/url] The allegories in this example: Terminator 2 is the iPhone; interpretations of the Antichrist are sex; I am the dating website, Wikipedia is the medium in which I poll the demographic (the citations and research). According to wikipedia, the Masih ad-Dajjal is the person posing as the God before Judgement Day. Also according to Wikipedia, modern scholars believe that Emperor Nero was the antichrist. According to Terminator 2, Judgement Day is when Skynet activates. Therefor, Emperor Nero [U]may[/U] be Thor, Sekhmet, Gaia, Zeus, Chronos, Cronus, and what have you; Skynet [U]may[/U] actually be God.[/QUOTE] I understand, but still amount of partners != sex, and I really hate when people do that stuff.
Wait... So if a 14 year old gets an iphone, they're only going to have 10 partners by the time they're 30? that sucks.
It's most likely due to rich people, money = sex
I call BS on this. [editline]06:00AM[/editline] Htc evo all the motherfucking way
But it says they have more sexual partners. That doesn't necessarily mean more sex.
[QUOTE=Dave_Parker;24004386]People who have sex with other people because they have an iPhone :smith:[/QUOTE] Looks like the move Idiocracy wasn't that far off.
So buying an iPhone is kinda like prostitution. You pay for the sex? Still not worth it.
it's obvious the android owners get the least sex
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