What they don't say is the part about it only being gay sex.
[QUOTE=paul simon;24008180]What they don't say is the part about it only being gay sex.[/QUOTE]
It's still sex... :smug:
I have an Android phone and I wouldn't mind having 6 partners. :smith:
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Haha, the first comment on the article was nice.
[quote]The statistic doesn't actually say iPhone users get more sex. They just have more partners. I propose then that they article be retitled: "Stats Show iPhone Owners More Likely to Give You AIDS and Be Unable to Call You About It"[/quote]
Zing'd 'em on the antenna problems.
SUCK ON THAT ANDROID!
i knew my iphone was a babe magnet!
No it doesn't it just means they're more promiscuous.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;24004470]What ever happened to having sex with people because of their personality or intelligence? [/QUOTE]
lol wtf
yes ppl have sex because they have a common interest in Shakespearean stuff/they are O.K with coffee and like dogs
man you know so much about this... can you tutor me sometime
Nice to know all the hipsters are spreading their STD's.
I like how it's easier for each with women.
[QUOTE=Ibutsu;24015219]I like how it's easier for each with women.[/QUOTE]
getting sex is generally easier for women, all they have to do is look good and act slutty
sure they'll run into the "NO I WONT HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNTIL IM MARRIED" guy every now and then but everybody knows guys that are waiting for "the one" are painfully religious and are likely to prance about and fight people over their holy book, or they just have an embarrassing member
its different for guys but im not here to give relationship advice im here to elaborate in a mocking & humorous-to-myself manner
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[QUOTE=MachiniOs;24015207]Nice to know all the hipsters are spreading their STD's.[/QUOTE]
hopefully they all die out like all the emos did
to throw in something mostly unrelated i love all kinds of music, but i can only listen to select portions of the kind of garbage that hipsters listen to
so basically this entire "article" is pressuring you to buy an iPhone.
[QUOTE=RichardCQ;24006283]No, what it shows is a comparison between two nearly unrelated statistics. The implication that if you own an iPhone you get more sex falls under the correlation implies causation fallacy [B]by a company founded on a dating website[/B]. By this logic:
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist#In_Islam[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antichrist#Modern_scholars.27_view[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_2[/url]
The allegories in this example:
Terminator 2 is the iPhone; interpretations of the Antichrist are sex; I am the dating website, Wikipedia is the medium in which I poll the demographic (the citations and research).
According to wikipedia, the Masih ad-Dajjal is the person posing as the God before Judgement Day. Also according to Wikipedia, modern scholars believe that Emperor Nero was the antichrist. According to Terminator 2, Judgement Day is when Skynet activates.
Therefor, Emperor Nero [U]may[/U] be Thor, Sekhmet, Gaia, Zeus, Chronos, Cronus, and what have you; Skynet [U]may[/U] actually be God.
I, for one, welcome our new self aware overlord.[/QUOTE]
wait what
how the hell did you get the antichrist out of a discussion about iphones and sex
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;24015372]wait what
how the hell did you get the antichrist out of a discussion about iphones and sex[/QUOTE]
he's obviously not serious. he referenced terminator.
iPhone has the most sales, so it makes sense that they'd have more sex.
Seeing as how the majority of the world has Nokia phones, I can see why they'd leave them out
brb, gonna buy iPhone
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;24004470]What ever happened to having sex with people because of their personality or intelligence? Is our generation really becoming so shallow as to judge someone by the gadgets one has?[/QUOTE]
Every generation has been this shallow. Its nothing new.
[QUOTE=Agoat;24015897]iPhone has the most sales, so it makes sense that they'd have more sex.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=mysteryman;24004615]plus, i mean, almost everyone needs an iphone.
So if there are more iphone owners, of course they'll have more sex.[/QUOTE]
Do you know what an average is?
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;24004396]This survey is bullshit.
It's like saying people who own computers have more sex because so many people own them.[/QUOTE]
The survey says average number of sexual partners. Its average, so it doesnt matter if more people own iphones
I might be late (only read page 1) but average number of sexual partners is not the same as how many times you've had sex.
I got a Blackberry at least
But it doesn't mention that it's all gay sex :v:
don't most people hold their iphones in their right hand :iiam:
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